Okay, The_Storytime_guy and I made this so, Here ya go-

'Staph! You could have made me drop mAh croissant-'
Meaning: 'You scared me.'

'Procrastinationer'
Meaning: 'procrastinator.'

'Mood.'
Meaning: 'Relatable.'

'Two Bros, Chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay-'
Meaning: 'Thats gay-'

'Self Deprecation'? Bitch whaaaaat? I only know- 'Hi, Thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage~"

(Yes, The_Storytime_guy told this to me, Exactly as I spelt it.)

Okay, So, That is the first page of our Dictionary we'll make more soon.