[The following are actual quotes I said playing Undertale]

[BTW Most of it is out of order]

Flowey: "Omfg its so cute i wanna hug-NEVER MIND"

Toriel: "Imma call you goat mama"

Sans: "Oh yay death is coming to visit. Nevermind it's a skeleton with a whoopie cushion"

Papyrus: "This skeleton looks like the type to eat gummy bears in pairs so they don't die alone"

Grillbz: "I sET FIRE TO THE RAIN"

Mettaton [Box] : "You fucking sassy vending machine that's a Froggit"

Mettaton Ex: "Oh my God senpai please step on me"

Napstablook: "I have found my long lost monster twin"

Mad Dummy: "You need anger management dude…girl…thing"

Undyne: "Holy hell you are actually hotter then I thought you would be"

Alphys: "HELLO FELLOW OTAKU DO YOU MIND IF I STEAL SOME RAMEN?"

Monster Kid: "Hi, Please go away, Your going to give me nightmares"

Asgore: "Can I pet your beard?"

Asriel the God of Hyperdeath: "What is with this game and goats? Actually this one looks pretty nice…"

Asriel Dreamurr: "OH MY GOD GOAT BROTHER I WILL STEAL YOU ARE ADORABLE-"

Omega Flowey: "What. The. Actual. Asgore. Why is there a giant Photoshop Flowey?"

Muffet: "Oh my God I want this song to play at my celebration of life-"

Doggo: "Why is he smoking a dog bisect?"

Frisk: "Why am I yellow? This game is fucking racist-"

Burgerpants: "You hate life, I hate life, Let's be pals"

Nice Cream Guy: "I don't know who you are or what Nice Cream is, But I want some gimme it all"

Onion-San: "I am actually terrified right now"

Temmie: "Awww it's so cu-Don't ever make that face again"

B/W Monster Kid: "Goat Mummy…I'm scared"