I've had this one written for about a year now, but I've only just got around to editing it.
This one was rather helpfully inspired by my brother being an idiot, and thus my new baby was born.
All the best storming castles! Xx

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Oh bow before the sultan,
The over-privileged man
Who stands above the lowest,
And picks battles where he can  
If he wishes, the highest, the slowest,
Or the best of the damned
But naught can tell him not,
This sultan of the land

Oh bow before the sultan,
The over-tired child
Who, with swords and knives
Can win a war that's mild
With many wives and taken lives
And an ego that precedes him,
Oh bow before your leader,
The sultan on a whim

Oh bow before the sultan,
The leader and the lord,
Who did so 'help our kingdom'
To destroy it when he's bored
Once come the sands of time again
And you uncover us
Please, bow before the sultan
And kick him in the nuts

~ MallaHarkness04