"Fuck you, I'm American."

"I'm gonna slap you from Barcelona to Budapest!"

"I bet they get their milk from a non dairy cow."

"What the Ever-Canadian loving fuck is that?"

"That's a shit ton of patriotism."

"It's the Brazilians again. They shaved their eyebrows this time."

"I think there's a rule somewhere that says we aren't allowed to make any blood oaths
but I also don't think it counts if we don't sacrifice anyone."

"I look like a Kiwi!"

"Have you seen Finnland? If you do, can you tell her that we need toilet paper?"
"And free heath care!!"

~ Courtesy of my many multicultural exchange friends.