Third person pov

Izumo and Kotetsu couldn't quite believe what they were seeing. As special chunin whose sole purpose was to guard the gates, of course they were up to date on all the bingo books. They practically had the things memorized, honestly. Hidan was a more recent addition to the book, sure, but they still recognized him immediately.

"H-Hidan of the Akatsuki!" Kotetsu sputtered as they came to a stop. Hidan groaned.

"I told you these shitbags would recognize me." He looked down. There was a little girl with him, and she looked extremely nervous, and maybe a little blue. Her hair was every color in the rainbow and then some. Izumo immediately jumped to the conclusion that she, and the hamster on her shoulder, had both been kidnapped somehow. 

"S-Sorry." Hollow said to the two gate guards. "W-We want to s-see the Hokage."

"Kid, run. Go find someone. We'll hold him off." Kotetsu demanded.

"It's all going to be okay. He can't hurt you anymore." Izumo stood up.

"What the- I didn't kidnap her! Fuck." Hidan cursed, folding his arms over his chest. "We're here on a fucking mission. We don't want to hurt anyone, I guess. Dammit, this is lame as shit." The Jashinist complained loudly. Honestly, he was a bit embarrassed to be doing things peacefully for once. This would surely ruin his reputation.

"O-Oh, we don't m-mean any harm! A-And Hidan-san h-hasn't taken me." Hollow assured, eyes widening. Izumo's mouth fell open, and Kotetsu looked reasonably lost. Hollow felt entirely guilty for confusing the two men. They just needed to get the Fourth Hokage, and talk to the Third, who was currently in power.

"This is going great." Shisui snickered sarcastically.

"Shut yah damn mouth!" Meatball Kyle finally snapped, and Izumo's teeth clacked together harshly as he hurriedly pressed his lips together. "Get your lily-white ass out of our damn way before I make you. We've got things to do, people to see, and asses to kick. So I suggest give us a free pass into fairy land before I beat it out of you!" 

"M-Meatball Kyle!" Hollow shrieked in horror, but it had done the trick. Izumo sat back down as though silently saying it was okay to pass. Kotetsu was deep in shock, his eyebrows furrowed, and his lips pressed so harshly together that they were turning white. Hollow stuttered out a thank you as Hidan began to saunter in.

"GAY!" Shisui suddenly shouted as loud as he could, startling Hollow. He gave a smile. "Don't worry about it, Hollow."

The girl hesitantly nodded, and they began their hunt for Minato Namikaze. A few people looked, but not because of Hidan. All were drawn in by Hollow's vividly colored hair more than anything else. It made the girl nervous enough that she pressed herself into Hidan's side, her hand gripping his larger one as she glanced around cautiously. He cleared his throat a little, but didn't pull his hand away. Though, he did mutter quite a few curses under his breath.

"Did somebody say Gay?!" Someone suddenly shouted, leaping out of a wall. Hollow let out a shrill shriek of surprise as the man army rolled in front of them, popping to his feet. His eyes landed on her, and got wider in response. He was a ghost. A very... exuberant ghost. "Target sighted."

"P-Pardon?" Hollow sputtered. Hidan was confused, and rightfully so.

"Hollow, this is the clan head I was telling you about, Fugaku Uchiha. Fugaku, this is Hollow." Shisui introduced as the man drifted closer, examining her with critical eyes. Hollow squirmed under his gaze "Hollow can see ghosts. She's trying to achieve world peace with the help of her hamster and a cultist. So far, it's going well! The Raikage has given us his terms for a treaty with Konoha." Shisui said proudly.

"Holy shit." Fugaku lifted the girl with ease. "In a yeet or be yeeted world I've... I've been yeeted."

"What the fuck? You can fly now?" Hidan's nose scrunched up.

"G-Ghost." Hollow managed to stutter out as Fugaku hugged her suddenly.

"We need Minato, and then we're going to go see Lord Third. If Minato apologizes for all the men and women he killed during the war, and for what he said to B I assume, and races A, then he'll agree to a treaty." Shisui relayed. Hollow was glad. She wasn't sure she could really form words right now.

"Got it." Fugaku gave a thumbs up before turning around. "Pikachu, I choose you!"

"Stop calling me that, please!" Another voice responded, maybe a block away or so. A blonde man appeared moments later, shifting through the same wall Fugaku had come through. He froze when he saw Fugaku squeezing the life out of Hollow. "You can touch her?!"

"Y-Yes." Hollow said, voice muffled by Fugaku's robe.

"Isn't she precious? She's achieving world peace." Fugaku launched into an oddly detailed speech about their plan. Hidan and Meatball Kyle, who'd fallen off Hollow when the poor girl was grabbed, watched awkwardly from the side lines as Hollow stayed frozen mid air, sometimes nodding or stuttering something out.

"W-We got the Fourth Hokage." She peeled herself away from the now-rapping Fugaku. What kind of ghost was this? He was worse than Yahiko and Shisui combined! But... not in the worst way, she supposed.

"Great. Can we go now?" Hidan asked. "I feel like a fucking shithead standing here."

"Maybe that's because you are a shithead." Meatball Kyle scoffed.

"Say that again, I fucking dare you-"