Third person pov

Hollow had learned only the first part of the kata Shisui had busied himself with teaching her before she was called to stop. Hidan, apparently, was far too bored for this. But he couldn't very well leave Hollow alone, either. Especially not with that pedophile Tobi running around. Pein would kill him if he let the supposed key to world peace get hurt! His body would be burned to ashes in no time flat.

"Come on, kid. We've got some fuck shit to go fuck up." Hidan said. "And by that I mean I'm hungry."

"O-Oh, okay." Hollow immediately agreed, ducking her head. Itachi watched her shuffle after Hidan, who was complaining over the fact that he'd had to stand next to a human statue for an hour while some ghosts taught Hollow how to kick ass. Itachi was honestly impressed he made it an entire hour without stopping the girl. 

"You know, she's doing pretty good. She's not learning as fast as Itachi or I did, but that's expected." Shisui said proudly as he drifted after Hollow. Midori and Sasodai had floated off to go find Rin, who hadn't reported in for a while. They didn't seem too worried. It's not like she could die or anything. She probably just got distracted again.

"Well no shit, Sherlock. It's not like she's an Uchiha. She's been in a tube her whole life." Yahiko scoffed, rolling his eyes. Shisui rolled his eyes right back. Yahiko was such an asshole. Shisui honestly didn't see why the ginger had to go around ruining everyone's fun all the damn time. If he just, you know, put a fucking sock in it, everything would be Gucci! 

"You did great, kid. Fucking amazing. You're gonna drop kick the hoes of this world straight into their graves." Meayball Kyle said. "I'm not even fuckin' joking." 

"Shut the fuck up. You're a hamster. You don't know shit." Hidan flipped him off.

"Do you know what cacophony means?"

"What the fuck-"

"It's the definition of that thing you have the audacity to call a fucking voice!" Meatball Kyle boomed. Hollow winced slightly, not wanting them to fight, but not wanting to get inbetween them either. So she just walked, glancing back. Itachi was shuffling after them. Hollow was quite sure he wasn't following them, but simply going in the same direction as them.

"Shit kid, what do you want to eat?" Hidan asked. Hollow blinked. Her?

"Yeah, you do need to eat, Hollow." Shisui advised.

"Probably." Yahiko sighed gayly.

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Hollow ended up eating an assortment of fruit she'd never before tried. It was quite good, but Hollow felt as though it was wasted on her. Someone else could have probably enjoyed it far more than she had. Definitely.

"So, I guess we should talk about saving the world." Hidan shrugged. Itachi was still lingering around, eating dango on the other side of the kitchen. Hollow couldn't help but feel that maybe he wanted to ask her something. She had no idea what that something might be, but it was probably super important. Unless he had nothing to say, in which case it wouldn't be important at all because it wouldn't even exist-

"A-Ah, yes." Hollow nodded. She had no idea how to start.

"Well, Hollow, think about it. We need to go talk to each kage individually and find out what we'd have to do to get them to agree to a treaty." Hikari said. Hollow nodded slightly. 

"H-Hikari says, u-um..." Hollow ducked her head. "T-That we should go t-talk to... uh... th-the individual kage and find out... u-uh, what we would have t-to do to get them to agree to a-a treaty." 

"That makes so much fucking sense!" Hidan slammed down his beer. "Shit, I'm going to need a disguise. When do we leave?"

"Hidan, you can't just drag her off. She isn't ready." Itachi immediately said, a sign that he'd been listening in. Meatball Kyle sighed heavily. These idiots were going to get this poor girl killed. She was too young to be faced with this kind of responsibility.

"Fuck you. I'll protect her, and so will that goddess thing. And those fuckface ghosts." Hidan waved a hand. Shisui didn't seem fazed, but Yahiko looked a little offended by the insult. Hollow could understand that. 

"I-It's okay, I-Itachi-san." Hollow smiled a little, her cheeks glowing slightly. "I-I want to!" 

"Ya'll all gonna fucking die."

"Shut the fuck up, you fucking rat." Hidan hissed. "Let's go talk to leader-sama and do this shit already. I'm not getting any younger here!"

Hollow sweat dropped slightly. What an ironic thing for an immortal man to say.