Moonstar strolled out of her den and leapt onto Highrock. "Hello!" She called. "The deputy is... Um..."

The cats waited.

"I never thought about it," Moonstar said, shrugging. "Let's just make it Mangoface."

"Mangoface! Mangoface!" The crowd cheered.

    "Oh, and I'm going to give Bumblepaw his warrior name. You will be known as Bumblefluff!"

    "Cool," said Bumblefluff.
 
    "SHUT UP AND KEEP YOUR SILENTY SILENTNESS!" Moonstar screamed. "HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE WARRIOR CODE?!?!?!!?"

    "No," Bumblefluff pointed out. Then he slapped his paws over his mouth as Moonstar lifted up her Lightsaber.

    "Randomkit and Awesomekit are apprentices now and there mentors are..." Moonstar paused. "Randomkit gets Bumblefluff even though he just became a warrior and Awesomekit gets Cerealface!"

    "Yaaaaaaaay!" The crowd yelled.

    "Hmm... Do I have anything else to say?" Moonstar said to herself. "Oh yeah, let's like, go kidnap a bunch of random cats and make them part of our clan."

    "Okay," said all the cats. Mangoface started organizing patrols.

    "STOP IT!!!!" Moonstar shrieked. "STOP IT NOOOOOW!!!!!"

    Mangoface fell silent with a derp face on.

    "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DEPUTY!!!!!" Moonstar yelled. "I'M IN CHARGE!"

     Mangoface sat down, still wearing a derp face.

    "Anyway, I'm on a patrol with Bunblefluff, Randompaw, and Awesomepaw," said Moonstar.

    "But Awesomepaw's my apprentice!" Cerealface called.

   "I DON'T CARE!!" Screeched Moonstar. "All right, split up how you want. Bye now!" Her paws, legs, and tails straightened out and she rolled out the door with Bumblefluff, Randompaw, and Awesomepaw rolling after her.