The metamorphmagus
The Ministry of Magic is holding a hearing. This is happening about present time but before coronavirus.
Minister of Magic: Attention! We are gathered here today for the hearing of the metamorphmagus, Johnny Depp. We are to determine if he shall be allowed to continue working in the muggle world, or if his wizardry has become too apparent. He shall now speak in his defense.
A fake Johnny Depp: The muggles suspect nothing. They simply believe that I am a talented actor with a talented hair and makeup crew.
Minister of Magic: We shall now hear from a worker of the Muggle Affairs Branch.
Worker: The muggles suspect that Mr. Depp may be a metamorphmagus. Behold! A tumblr post where the humans are discussing if he is! We also have evidence that he has been using his power for his muggle work!
Minister of Magic: Mr. Depp, is this accusation true?
Fake Johnny Depp: Yes it is. *everyone gasps* I have been using my power, but very little. I simply will change the shape of my nose, add an inch or two to my height or change my voice to fit the character more. Hollywood is rough, you must take every advantage you can get!
Minister of Magic: Well, we shall now turn the case over to our judge. I think the choice is clear. Judge, what is your decision?
Johnny Depp with a wig: He is innocent and may continue his work!
Minister of Magic: *is confused* But....
Johnny Depp with wig: Dismissed!
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