Kaminari: *kicks door* someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLE ME

Sero: I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEED

Kirishima: SHE'S LOOKING KINDA DUMB

Mina: WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

Bakugou: No.

Kaminari: :(

Mina: c'mon Bakugou

Kaminari: finish it

Sero: for the bakusquad

Kirishima: pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeee

Bakugou: No.

Mina: Kiri, go to Bakuhoe's dorm and give him puppy eyes

Kirishima: already on it

Bakugou: One, don't fucking call me bakuhoe and two, it isn't going to fucking work

Kaminari: Kiri, add a pout just to be sure

Kirishima: I'm gonna do it

Bakugou: it's not going to fucking work

Kirishima: I'm doin it

Sero: 3 seconds later

Bakugou: god fucking FINE
Bakugou: in the shape of an L on her forehead

Mina: YAASS! SQUADGOALSSSSSS

Kaminari: I knew Kiri could do it!

Bakugou: fuck you all

Sero: Kaminari already established that the only people who are allowed to fuck are Kiri and a certain angry pomeranian

Bakugou: I will kill you.

Kirishima: no, the only people who are allowed to fuck are Kaminari and Shinsou

Shinsou: true

Kaminari: HITOSHI!

Shinsou: I'm just trying to tell the truth

Jirou: am I the only one who read that in Jared Kleinman's voice?

Yoayorozu: kInKy

Jirou: you... you got my Dear Evan Hansen reference...

Yaoyorozu: of course I did. I love that musical!

Jirou: ...
Jirou: I love you

Yoayorozu: :)

Hagakure: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP

Kaminari: the ship demon has emerged

Hagakure: heheheheh

Mina: PEOPLE
Mina: I've got a great idea

Kaminari: what is it?

Mina: Let's play a game!

Kirishima: Yeah! That's a great idea!
Kirishima: What kind of game though?

Mina: I hadn't thought of that part yet

Bakugou: I'm not surprised

Mina: meany! *pouts*

Hagakure: let's do seven minutes in heaven! Kirishima and Deku, you first :)

Bakugou: no

Mina: we're texting Hagakure, we can't play seven minutes in heaven even if we wanted to

Hagakure: c'mon, you know you want to with a certain
Hagakure: floaty girl

Mina: WHAT NO SHUT UP

Hagakure: 😏

Uraraka: ?

Mina: moving on

Kaminari: so we're just gonna ignore how fast Bakugou said no to the idea of Kiri and Deku doing seven minutes in heaven together?

Bakugou: Yes.

Mina: let's make a story together! Someone begins with the first sentence and the next one says the second and so on
Mina: who wants in?

Kirishima: yeah! Bakugou wants in too

Bakugou: I never said that

Kirishima: but you do right?

Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: whatever

Kirishima: that means yes in Bakulanguage

Kaminari: I want in too!

Sero: me too

Jirou: me too, someone has to save the story from the clutches of the bakusquad

Uraraka: I want in too

Hagakure: me too!

Midoriya: me too

Aoyama: me too ☆

Tokoyami: me too

Mina: *gasp* Tokoyami you're online!

Tokoyami: I like writing stories.

Jirou: let me guess, all angst?

Tokoyami: Stories don't have to end well to be good.

Jirou: That very true. Can I read some?

Tokoyami: Are you sure you're ready to succumb to the darkness?

Jirou: I've already embraced it

Tokoyami: Then yes, you can read some. I'll pm it.

Mina: anyone else?
Mina: no? okay
Mina: then the order is going to be: Kirishima, Bakugou, Kaminari, Sero, Jirou, Ochako, Hagakure, Midoriya, Aoyama, Tokoyami, Mina

Kirishima: okay, then I have to start right?

Mina: yup!

Kirishima: Once upon a time, there was a very manly man.

Bakugou: -_-
Bakugou: He was the number 1 hero and his name is Bakugou Katsuki.

Kaminari: by putting your own name in you gave us the power to do whatever we want with you you know

Bakugou: yeah but I'll kill you if you make me do something you would do aka something stupid

Kaminari: heheh :)
Kaminari: He was in his house, yeeting some garbage in his garbage can until he noticed something.

Sero: It was a piece of paper saying that he isn't the number one hero anymore.

Bakugou: this story is not realistic

Jirou: Bakugou dramatically and angrily blew up the paper because him not being the number 1 hero anymore wasn't the only thing that stood on it.

Uraraka: No, it also said that Deku is now the number 1 hero.

Bakugou: that'll never happen. Can't this story at least be a little bit fucking realistic?

Uraraka: technically, I made it more realistic since it's canon that Deku's going to become the number 1 hero

Bakugou: what the fuck are you talking about?

Uraraka: nothing :)

Bakugou: ...

Hagakure: my turn!
Hagakure: And then Kirishima comes downstairs since they obviously live together and are husbands and then they fuck.

Kaminari: ...
Kaminari: honestly, I expected this would happen

Mina: yup

Kirishima: why do we immediately fuck? I'd at least ask him why he blew up a paper first

Hagakure: 'cause I'm a fujoshi and I need my yaoi

Kaminari: *sigh*

Midoriya: well, um, it's my turn right?

Mina: yeah

Midoriya: uh okay
Midoriya: After the... you know... Kirishima politely asked Kacchan why he blew up a paper.

Aoyama: Bakugou explained and Kirishima made him feel better in the best way, with glitter! ☆

Tokoyami: "No," Bakugou told his husband sternly. "I can't just fill this newly created hole in my soul with glitter and sex. I have to do something."

Jirou: Oof

Kaminari: don't fill your hole with glitter kids

Sero: life lessons with Kaminari

Mina: "Eijirou, we're gonna work together as heroes okay? Then maybe I can rise to the number one spot again."
Mina: "Yeah!" Kirishima responds followed by a quiet "So manly."

Kaminari: wow, I like that it began as making Bakugou fail at being a hero only to end it as a kiribaku fanfic

Hagakure: heheh :)

Mina: why hasn't Bakugou responded since the kiribaku part though?

Kirishima: he stopped reading after the part where we fucked. Saying that he doesn't have to "read what these fucking extras say" and that they "can't fucking write anything even remotely fucking realistic"

Kaminari: lol

Sero: is he okay?

Kirishima: yeah, I think he has a fever though. His cheeks are really red and he's really hot

Kaminari: we already knew that Kiri

Shinsou: -_-

Kaminari: you're hotter though babe!

Shinsou: I told you not to call me babe

Kaminari: okay bae

Shinsou: *sigh*

Mina: oh, and Kiri

Kirishima: yeah?

Mina: you're oblivious

Kirishima: thanks I guess?

Mina: smh

Bakugou: I'm going to have to fucking spell it out some day don't I?

Mina: yeah I think so

Kirishima: spell what out?

Bakugou: just fucking go to bed. I can see you're sleepy

Kirishima: yeah, I actually really am
Kirishima: can I stay in your dorm to sleep? I'm too lazy to go to my dorm

Bakugou: your dorm's literally next to mine

Kirishima: yeah, can still stay though?

Bakugou: sure why the fuck not

Kirishima: thanks Bakubro!

Hagakure: sO dOmEsTiC! i'M gOnNa DiE. MINA! Catch me! My ship's going to make me faint!

Mina: It hurts to look at these two when they're like this. Just kiss already!

Kaminari: well, technically, they already did that

Hagakure: yeah they did 😏😏😏

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A/N

Sorry it took so long to update!

Have a good day everyone!