Derick and I were at the library, and I was trying to teach him how to understand the difference between Saturn and Jupiter.
How he didn't know the difference is beyond me. Saturn is the one with the rings that is really bright.
Jupiter is the biggest planet in our solar system and gives off more heat than it recieves from the sun.

"If you don't know much about math or Greek literature, why do people label you a nerd?" asked Derick.

Math and Greek literature have nothing to do with being a nerd, and where did he even come up with the two subjects? Being a nerd is lacking certain social skills or something like that, I can't quite remember the definition.

"Math and Greek literature?" I give him a raised eyebrow.

"Nevermind." he says. "But, if your not a nerd, how come when Mr. Qui hands out test results he always hands you your paper first?"

Was he really this stupid? And when I say stupid, I mean uninteligent.

"I don't know, maybe because my last name starts whith an "A" and I sit at the front of the classroom?" I say sarcastically.

And he doesn't even notice! He is just, uhgg!

I'm still looking at him, waiting for his reply, or hoping some inteligence will enter his brain for just a second.

"I still don't get it." He says shrugging.

I officially retract any complements I have made on his smarts before, he is about as smart as a garbage can. That means, not smart.

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It has been about a week since I started tutoring Derick. Now don't think I'm not making him pay.
Somehow, because he is so stupid to know how much money it is or just has tons of money, I have him paying me ten dollars an hour.
Though, some days, that isn't even enough for the troubles I go through for that guy.