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Mario was once the Super Smash League. The Super Smash League is where mostly all types of characters can come and battle, to become champion. Mario was champion until he lost to Pikachu and then he lost to another opponent, and then he lost to the current champion. 4 months past, Mario felt depressed,  he drinks mushrooms and married a Blissey. Now(1 year later) he lives in a shady house. Mario is watching the Super Smash League  Tournaments on his TV.
Mario:"Haha. Wow, its been along time sense i was champ, right-a Blissey."
Blissey:"Blissey?(Yeah, i guess)"
The announcer:" Ladies and gentlemen,  We have here in the left, Captain Falcon and the right, Link ." The crowd were rooting and then the announcer said "GO!", the battle started. Link slashed Falcon hard but he punched Link in his ballsack. Link then triple slashed him and did an upward slash. Then Captain Falcon, Falcon kicked Link downwards, he rapidly punched him and then gives him a falcon punch.
The crowds gasped in shock.
Announcer:" Will this be the end for Link?"
Link slowly got up and he grabbed Falcon with his chain and wiped him out. He finished him with his sword smash.
Announcer:" Falcon has been defeated,Link is the winner!"
Thw crowd rooted loudlt for Link.
Mario:"Yay Link. Woohoo*mario said in a sarcastic way* yeah... *drinks mushroom*"
Blissey:"Blissey! Blissey!(OMG The finals!)"
Mario:"it doesn't matter."
Blissey:"Blissey blissey!(Meta knight is gonna whip Link's ass!)"
Mario:"Alright, let's-a have a bet. If Link wins,We get a divorce and you get kicked out. If Meta Knight wins, you can have the house and half if my-a money."
Blissey:"Blissey!(Deal!)"
Announcer:"Now, it's the battle you all been waiting for... The Super Smash Finals! The challenger Link shall final the Smash League champion: Meta Knight. Meta Knight must defend his title as Champion."
The stadium transformed into the Final Destination. The crowd cheered loudly for them. Metal appeared out of nowhere and the battle began. Link batttled Meta Knight in an old fashion sword combat.
Meta knight:" You think you can beat me?"Meta knight started swinging his sword in a crazy way. He slashed Link multiple times and then he turned into a spinning tornado. Them Meta Knight drilled into Link,but Link protected himself using his sheild. Link then countered by throwing bombs at him and doing an upward smash. Meta Knight was in big pain. Meta Knight then vanished and then when Link wasn't looking counter slash him. Link flew out of.the ring.
Announcer:"Wow incredible! Link is out of the ring. Meta Knight defended his title as League champion!
The crowded rooted extremely loud.
Blissey:"*looks at Mario in a a told you so look* Bliss Blissey.(Welp i win. Now give me half your money and your house)"

2 minutes later

Mario was kicked out and he went to the MooMoo bar. He then saw Link.
Mario:"Wow.  Lookie a who. Mr.Greem who got whooped."
Link:"Fuck you.  At least i didn't loose my title."
Mario:"Shut up. That was along time ago."
Link:"At least Meta Knight was challenging."
Then suddenly a large gang of Goombas with bazookas, Koopas with knives, Krocs(from DKC), Badniks(from Sonic), and Hammer bros appear.
Goonba:"Hey this is our spot! Your times over."
Link:"No shit... Make us."
Koopa:"Okie dokie, let's do it smash style."
Mario:"Alrighty, let's a go kick ass."
Mario and Link were ready. They fought. Link deflected therockets with his shield and slash koopas in half, while Mario burned Badniks and decapitated Krocs.
Hammer bros were rapidly throwing hanners.
Link:"*sees one was going to hit Mario* Mario! Look out!"
Mario:"*sees the hammer and catches it* hm. Thought i would miss.*rapidly fire punches the hammer bros* That was easy."
Link:"Damn Mario. You should rejoin the League. You could possibly work your way up to champion again."
Mario:"You are right. I should. I haven't felt a fight in a long time. I should start training!... but first i got to find a place to stay."
Link:" You can stay at my apartment."
Mario:" Got beer?"
Link:"Hell yeah."
Mario:"Kaym"

To be continued...