As soon as Assassin Harry's lips were on mine they were gone in less than a second, leaving me standing there in shock with wide eyes as he was pulled away from my body and tackled to the ground by the Psycho and the Vampire.

"Oh shit! Don't kill him the boy's got some soft lips!" I tried to joke, actually panicking as I grabbed the back of both of the Harry's shirts, wrenching them off the Assassin who was just smirking on the floor, propping himself up with his elbows, his eyes never leaving my face as I held the two back by their clothes.

"Fuck you! You said I would be the one to kiss her when we got to her bitch!" Psycho Harry cursed out in anger, vigorously pointing at the smug Assassin on the floor as the Vampire looked between the two, looking just as furious.

"Ah yes," Assassin Harry acknowledged with an innocent nod, running his fingers along his lower lip as an arrogant smirk spread across his attractive face.

"I lied." He then shrugged with no sign of regret as Psycho Harry erupted in a load rage of curses while both him and Vampire Harry tried to advance forward, causing everyone to turn to the Vampire.

"Who the fuck you be?" Psycho Harry asked in confusion, still angry as he pointed at Vampire Harry with furrowed brows.

"Apparently, just a side hoe." Vampire Harry said, directing his sentence to me as he raised his brow in a teasing manner when he sent me a look, a careless dimpled grin on his face before I was tugged away from him by the Psycho.

"Oh good, you know your place then so if you'll excuse me." The Psycho jeered with an irritated expression, holding me close to him making Vampire Harry's body tense in aggravation.

"You don't just man handle her like that." The Vampire grit out, contradicting his own words as he grabbed ahold of my arm, yanking me behind him so he could stand between us as I stumbled back, feeling dizzy from being tossed around as I brought my arms out, trying to balance myself before my back collided with a warm broad chest.

"Lady Liza, are you alright?" Prince Harry asked, placing his large hands over my arms to stable me, his grip firm yet gentle before he tucked a stray strand of my curly hair behind my ear as he peered down at me with a look of relief in his soft green eyes while the other Harrys continued to argue.

"Yeah just, just dizzy, uh please don't push me away." I laughed out nervously, trying to catch my breath as Prince Harry secured me from behind with a small dimpled smile before he leaned forward, his warm lips grazing my ear.

"Never." He told me under his breath, the sincerity in his voice catching me off guard as I turned my head to look at him with wide eyes.

I love dying.

"A kiss would be greatly appreciated, but not required for me my lady. I'm just glad that you're unharmed." He attempted to joke, lighting the mood as I turned and looked up at him with a smile before enveloping his tall built frame in a tight hug.

"So cute and fluffy." I teased him, tilting my body side to side with him still in my arms as he chuckled and returned my hug back, feeling him rest the side of his face against the top of my head.

I immediatly broke away when I heard the distinct sound of a bullet being shot through the air, my heart dropping to my stomach as I whipped my head towards the direction of the sound to find Assassin Harry pointing a smoking gun at Vampire Harry, a bullet wound prominent through his stomach, his blood seeping through his Rolling Stones shirt as he eyed the Assassin.

"I said no killing! I said no killing!" I sputtered out in disbelief and fear at the Assassin who still had his weapon pointed at the injured Vampire, not taking his eyes off him.

"I did, I didn't kill any of these freaks when I came here to get you." Was his gruff response, not even bothering to look at me as I rushed to Vampire Harry's side, his knees buckling as he slumped his body against mine for support, holding his hand to his wound.

"Freaks!? How dare you! We're all in pain because of you three! I think you even broke my fucking leg!" One of the Hot Topic employees on the floor suddenly screamed out at the Assassin, his friends who were on the ground as well groaning in pain and agreement as he pointed at his twisted leg.

The Assassin didn't even blink as he moved the gun over and pointed it at the man on the floor, quickly loading it with a serious expression.

"I can take the pain away by shooting you in between the eyes if you'd prefer." Assassin Harry offered with a straight face, his voice deep and raspy as the Hot Topic employee eyed the weapon, sweat shining over his face.

"And suddenly, the pain is good! Pain is good. Yup, I love it, and I love what you did with my leg, making it turn in that backwards angle, yup so much better thank you." The guy rambled out nervously, slowly lowering his head back down to the floor with each word until he was blinking up at the ceiling, bringing his thumbs up to show he was okay.

"The fuck man, you gave me cramps." Vampire Harry groaned out, sending the Assassin a glare as I watched him lift his shirt, exposing his toned stomach, the bullet slowly being pushed out of his punctured skin until it fell to the floor with a clang before his blood began to dry and his wound started to close up until there wasn't so much as a scar on his pale skin.

"Dang..." I commented under my breath, the Vampire hearing me as his gaze shifted down to me and he placed his arm on top of my head, leaning on me like a piece of furniture as he pinched the bridge of my nose and smirked.

There've better not be blood on that hand or I swear I'll bite him.

Again.

"Well, he's not human." Assassin Harry grumbled under his breath in annoyance.

"Oh shit, really? Did you find that out when I pushed the bullet you so happily put out of my body or maybe it was the fangs?" Vampire Harry retorted in a false tone, cocking his head to the side as he pulled his shirt down.

"Wait I wanna try!" Psycho Harry said, grabbing the gun out of the Assassin's hand before he shot another bullet into the Vampire's leg causing him to wince in pain as he fell to the floor, trying to fall the other way so he wouldn't take me down with him as I gaped at the other two.

"The fuck is wrong with you two! Stop that!" I snapped in annoyance, yanking the gun out of the Psycho's grasp before bringing my hand up and slapping him upside the head as he brought his arms up try and block my hit.

I then moved over to Assassin Harry, raising my hand to do the same only for him to grab my wrist, his hard intense gaze meeting mine.

"Let go." I ordered, holding his glare before he finally let out a breath of defeat and let go of my wrist, screwing his eyes shut tightly anticipating my hit as I smacked him upside the head as well and he cursed something in Italian.

I then made my way to Prince Harry, his wide green eyes eyeing my hand as I raised it, his posture stiff but he didn't make any move to stop me as I smiled and patted his cheek gently, surprising him.

"You're okay." I told the Prince, making him blush with a smug grin before I went back to Vampire Harry who was shivering on the floor as he reached his arms out for me.

"Hold me." He weakly whimpered as I frowned and went on my knees, cradling his head on my lap as he hugged my waist and let out small wheezy coughs into his fist.

"But why the fuck is he coughing. I shot him in the leg." Psycho Harry commented in the back causing Vampire Harry to raise his head from my lap before he brought it back down and tried to cuddle closer to me.

"I'm so... so cold." Vampire Harry shuddered, closing his eyes with a small pout on his face.

"Well... you are a vampire... He is right? Did you see the fangs and the eyes?" I heard the Psycho ask behind me making Vampire Harry open his eyes in irritation before he disappeared from my lap in a split second, a gust of wind whipping across my face before he was back on my lap before I could so much as blink my eye, as if he never left his spot.

I would've thought my mind was just playing tricks on me, that Vampire Harry couldn't possibly have super fast speed like I was assuming until I heard a masculine scream from above.

"How did he- what the- I don't fucking like you! Let's just vote we kill him off!" Psycho Harry yelled, hanging off the victorian glass chandelier above us by his underwear in a painful wedgie as he angrily pointed at Vampire Harry.

Vampire Harry opened one eye, smirking causing the dimples on the side of his cheeks to appear as I laughed and rose from the floor, dropping his head to the ground making him let out an "ouch" as he rubbed the back of his head with a fake frown.

"I was thinking he could join our group." I announced with a smile, turning to the Assassin and the Prince as I gestured to the Vampire on the floor while the Psycho yelled out a "fuck no" from the ceiling.

"Is this a gangbang? I don't think I'm really into that stuff and I've been alive for a while but I can try it, you know, minus you," Vampire Harry spoke up, standing to his feet before he pointed at Prince Harry.

"And minus you," He then said, moving his pointer finger at Assassin Harry who rolled his eyes.

"Definitely minus you." He finished, raising his head up and looking at Psycho Harry who tried aiming and spitting at him from above.

"But then that would just be you and me." I said, giving him a look.

"Aw, you're so smart kid." Vampire Harry cooed, his fang poking out slightly from his lips as he ruffled my hair.

"Come on, you saw his super fast healing and running skills. Let's keep him." I persuaded, slinging my arm around Vampire Harry's shoulder before bringing his cheek against mine as I smiled at the other two Harrys.

"Keep me." Vampire Harry smirked.

"Well, if that is what you desire my lady." Prince Harry grit out, forcing a polite grin as he placed his hands behind his back while Assassin Harry crossed his arms over his chest with a bored expression.

"I'll just have to douse my bullets with holy water from now on then." Assassin Harry shrugged, causing him and the Vampire to glare at one another as I tugged on Vampire Harry's shirt, pointing up at the ceiling gesturing for him to bring Psycho Harry back down as he flailed his limbs around and cursed.

He left my side for less than a second before he was back, holding onto Psycho Harry whose brown hair was a tangled fluffy mess from how fast he was brought back down to the ground.

"Oh right, thanks. And another thing." Psycho Harry said with a laugh before turning and quickly punching Vampire Harry square in the jaw.

"I'm not Sia. Hang me on a fucking chandelier again and I'll enjoy chopping your pasty pale body into tiny little pieces." The Psycho threatened in a deep voice, his face serious and angered as the Vampire played with his sore jaw.

"Gee, this is some welcome. Just count yourselves lucky I'm against violence with humans." Vampire Harry remarked with a dry laugh though his yellow eyes were piercing through the Psycho and the Assassin.

As the tension in the room quickly thickened, I took the time to take in my main three's appearances, looking over their worn and somewhat stained clothes even though I really tried hard to scrub out the blood marks and alcohol stains on them from the frat party and whatever Assassin and Psycho Harry were up to.

"I'm going to take you all shopping!" I concluded, raising my arms in the air in celebration causing all the Harrys to flinch back making me realize I was still holding Assassin Harry's gun in mg hand.

"Oh right. Sorry." I apologized, handing the weapon back to the Assassin as he smirked at me.

I realized now that I didn't really need to look or gather for anymore Harrys, what I needed was to find wherever my mom had hid my phone back home and undo the wish.

But really the guys have done so much for me, always having my back and protecting me, it'd be nice to treat them with whatever old birthday money I've got saved up along with a life supply of Sears coupons.

"Shopping? You can't be serious-"

"Hush." Psycho interrupted the Assassin, placing his finger over the Assassin's lips making him growl in irritation before he pushed his hand away.

"I want new knives." Psycho Harry requested with a childish grin.

"Cool, I'll check if Sears has a sale on knives." I mumbled, nodding and looking through my pockets to collect my coupons as they all sent me a look.

"Why Sears?" Everyone but Prince Harry asked in unison making me look up from my pockets to gape at them with an offended expression on my face.

"Um, well excuse me Sears has a gurrr-eat selection." I scoffed, awkwardly shifting on my feet under their stares.

"Chill Frosted Flakes, we just thought we could shop at the main mall in town, they've got better options." Psycho Harry pointed out as I pursed my lips in a slight frown.

"But I'm broke..." I trailed off.

Vampire Harry leaned his elbow on my shoulder before he whipped his wallet out, opening it and letting the wallet flaps unfold until it reached the floor, the credit cards in each small clear plastic folder shining under the light as Assassin Harry let out a low whistle.

"Oh my god he's got platinum and gold! I knew I always liked you!" Psycho Harry exclaimed in awe as he grabbed one of them while I sent the Vampire a look.

"What? When you live for as many centuries as I have you learn to cash in." He shrugged with a cocky grin, playfully scrunching his face, leaning in closer pretending to bite me as I laughed and pushed him away.

"You don't have to. I've got coupons-"

"Fuck your coupons honey, I've got the dinero you're looking for and I'll be your sugar daddy for today alright?" He joked, rolling the credit cards back into his wallet to the Psycho's dismay as we made our way outside.

"I still don't like him." I heard the Assassin grumble under his breath besides the Prince.

"Well there isn't much say in it for us is there, I'm afraid we will just have to abide to her wishes and do whatever we can to make her happy." Prince Harry responded as we walked out of the victorian building before I heard someone scream behind me.

"Oh the sun! It burns! It burns!" Someone cried out making all of us turn to Vampire Harry who was gaping up at the sun with wide horrified eyes, trying to shield himself.

He froze when he saw that we were all looking at him, his eyes connecting with mine before he dropped his act and smirked, putting his sunglasses back on before popping a piece of gum in his mouth.

"Made you look." He snickered, walking passed me in a cool and calm demeanor as he tousled my hair and went into the back of the car parked in front of the mansion.

"Got me excited for nothing." Assassin Harry muttered, stopping right in front of me when he saw that I was opening the car door open for him making me gulp slightly as I looked at his straight face.

"You've got something on your jacket." He suddenly said, pointing at my chest making me look down only for his finger to trail up and nudge my chin before he smirked.

"I joke mi amore." Assassin Harry said with darkened eyes, a sly barely there smile on his face before he went inside the vehicle.

I watched as Psycho Harry grabbed the collar of Prince Harry, forcibly pulling him out of the front seat in the car and pushing him towards the back as he stumbled in confusion.

I caught him this time, making sure he wouldn't fall as I held his biceps and he looked at me with a dazed smile.

"Guess you're my little damsel in distress huh." I teased, raising my brows at him as he chuckled.

"I'm swooning." Prince Harry playfully remarked before grabbing ahold of my hand and pressing his lips gently on the skin with a dimpled smirk before entering the back of the car.

I closed the door, blinking in thought as I walked to the driver's side and got in with Psycho Harry riding shotgun.

It was amazing how the smallest gestures from them really explained each and everyone of their characters perfectly.

"Am I pretty?" Psycho Harry asked, placing his hands under his chin and batting his eyelashes when he caught me staring at him as I laughed and started the vehicle.

"Very." I told him, buckling up.

"Aww, you're too good to me baby." The Psycho cooed as he reached over and pinched my cheek playfully.

There was his gesture.

I swear I'm a good driver, I usually have a calm and collected state of mind on the road but once in a while when I'm feeling really stressed out I can get a bit of road rage.

"There's a stop sign for a reason dumbass!" I yelled, honking my horn violently at the intersection with my head out the window.

"You give him hell pumpkin!" Psycho Harry cheered by my side as the other Harrys tried to peek at who I was yelling at on the road.

"Look where you're going next time crazy bitch!" The man in the other car shouted back at me.

"Hey! That is crazy hot boss ass bitch to you asshole!" Psycho Harry cursed before I could open my mouth with a comeback, sticking his head out of his own window.

"How dare you call my lady a female dog you uncultured swine!" I then heard Prince Harry scream out sounding just as angered while Assassin Harry cussed the guy out in Italian as Vampire Harry watched us, laying back in his seat with his arms behind his head.

"We're passing by him! Everyone flip him off!" I snapped, looking over my shoulder as I made sure to slow my driving while everyone pressed their middle fingers to the window closest in his direction.

"I'm a bit confused, what does this gesture mean?" I heard Prince Harry ask innocently from the back.

"It means 'Fook you' buddy." Vampire Harry informed in amusement, his british accent sounding more evident in the last two words.

"So... we are going to have sex with him as a sign of revolt?"

"Sure...."

Prince Harry then poked his head out his window right as we were slowly passing the angered driver in front of him, bringing his middle fingers out.

"We will all have sexual intercourse with you and you will enjoy it!" The Prince screamed out, pointing at the shocked man with his middle fingers as the Vampire and Assassin scrambled to pull him back inside.