Chapter 7: Banks and Burritos
Babs is putting on her uniform as she makes a heroic speech.
Babs: "In a world hungry for justice, where citizens thirst for righteousness, and yearn for the taste of freedom, one woman's there to serve them the liberty they so desperately crave. And also, burritos. Buckets and buckets of burritos."
Babs then starts whistling in a Mexican rhythm.
???(Shane O'Shaughnessy): "Gordon!"
Babs stop to see a angry man with yellow hair, yellow clothing, and brown pants.
Babs: "Buenos dias, Shane."
Shane: "That's Mr. O'Shaughnessy to you! And you're late. Again!"
Babs: "I am?"
Babs turn to the clock and sees its 10:05
Shane: "That's the sixth time this week, Gordon, and it's only Monday!"
Babs: "Oh, sorry, Shane. Er, Mr. O'Shaughnessy, sir."
Shane: "Listen, Gordon, some people know the importance of a good work ethic. Punctuality, responsibility. Some people take their job seriously."
Babs: "Believe you me, Senor O'Shaughnessy, nothing's more important to me than this job. I love Burrito Bucket. I've been a fan of Burrito Bucket since I was five!"
Babs shows a picture of herself at the age of 5 holding a bucket of burritos. Shane then push the phone away from himself.
Shane: "Whatever. If you're late one more time, today, tomorrow, for the rest of your life, you're fired!"
Babs: "Fired? Could this be the end for a habanero heroine, our enchilada enforcer, our lady sentinel of the sacred bean? No!"
Shane: "What?"
Babs: "Nothing. From here on out, I'll be the master of time management, the crusader of the clock, the expert of hours."
Babs then went to the kitchen and cut up some green onions as she whistles in a Mexican tune. She ten see a car park in front of a bank. Then three people come out of the car and put on masks.
Babs: "Hmm, suspicious. Really suspicious."
Then the people arm themselves with guns.
Babs: "Extremely suspicious! I don't think those dudes are bank patrons at all! Mr. O'Shaughnessy! Hey, hey! Mr. O..."
Shane: "What?"
Babs: "Bathroom break?"
Shane: "No."
Babs: "Please!"
Shane: "Ugh. Two minutes. But one second later, and you are so fired."
Babs then set herself an alarm.
Babs: "Alarm. One minute 50. There. Plenty of time."
She then head to the bathroom and did a quick change in her bat suit. She then zip line from the Burrito Bucket sign to the bank and see what the people are doing.
Babs: "I knew it. They're totally not bank patrons! Citizens of Metropolis, fear not, for Batgirl is here to put an end to this egregious evildoing. With supreme mastery of the martial arts, terrifically high-tech gadgetry and unshakable moral certitude, she will make short work of these buffoonish bank-robbing baddies!"
Mac: "Hey, who you calling buffoonish?"
Babs: "Give up now, you foolish fiends, you nefarious nimrods, for now is the time--"
Her alarm went off.
Babs: "Time... Oh, no!"
Babs then turn to the restaurant and then to the robbers back and forth.
Babs: "Oh. Oh. Uh... [grunts] Nobody move! I'll be right back."
Babs then return back to the restaurant and did a quick change.
Shane: "Three, two, one..."
Babs: "Senor O'Shaughnessy, you think I could have my 15-minute break early today? Like... Ooh, I don't know, now?"
Shane: "Break's at noon, Gordon. No exceptions."
Babs: "Uh... Another bathroom break?"
Shane: "You just went."
Babs: "I like to stay really hydrated."
Babs then starts drinking from the drink machine she then turn to the trash can.
Babs: "Oh, no, that trash can is awfully full. If only I had a short break to take it out to the dumpster."
Shane: "Ugh. Fine, Gordon. One minute!"
Babs then pull the bag of trash from the trash can and set her timer for 60 seconds
Babs: "Si. One minute."
She then did a quick change into her bat suit.
Babs: "Time to take out the trash."
Mac: "What do you mean, take it out? You just brought it in here."
Babs: "Prepare to face defeat at the hands of Bat... Bat... Bat... Bathroom!"
The bank manager directs Babs to the bathroom. She then flush and then got out of the bathroom.
Babs: "Now, where were we..."
Her alarm went off.
Babs: "Ah, crud!"
She then went back to the restaurant and did a quick change. She then bump into Shane.
Babs: "Whoa!"
She then went behind the counter while Shane stares at her with an angry glare. Until a random guy came into the store.
Babs: "Hola. Can I take your order?"
Random Guy: "Uh, yes. One bucket of tacos, please."
Babs: "Hey, you look like a guy who likes it hot."
Random Guy: "Uh, I do? Uh..."
Babs then gave the guy a tray full of 5 tacos and use up an entire hot sauce bottle.
Babs: "Oh, no! Out of hot sauce. Running to the store!"
Shane: "Two minutes!"
Babs then did a quick change into her bat suit as the robbers put the money in the trunk of their car and close the trunk.
Mac: "Come on, you mooks, let's get out of here."
Then Babs use her grapple gun to snatch the keys.
Babs: "Not so fast!"
Babs then throw the keys into the air and then throw a grenade to destroy them.
Bob: "What is with this girl?"
Babs: "This girl's gonna kick your--"
Then the alarm went off again.
Babs: "Hold that thought. Ah!"
Babs then bump into Shane again.
Shane: "Where's the hot sauce?"
Babs: "I, uh, well..."
Then a delivery dude came into the restaurant.
Babs: "Customer!"
Delivery Dude: "Metropoleats Delivery Service. I'm here to pick up an order for--"
Babs then rushes the delivery dude.
Babs: "I'll take it!"
Shane: "Two minutes!"
Babs took the car and did a quick change into her bat suit and then crash the car into the bank.
Babs: "Hostages! Seriously?"
Mac: "You took our keys.What are we supposed to do? Look, just let us leave with the cash and nobody gets hurt."
Babs: "Oh, someone's gonna get hurt."
Then the alarm went off again.
Babs: "Oh, come on!"
Babs then did a quick change and call The Flash.
Babs: "Flash, I need your help. I've got a hostage situation at the bank, but if I leave work right now my boss will kill me!"
Barry: "Say no more. I'm already here."
Babs then turn to see the Flash at the bank
Babs: "Great. Be there ASASHP. As soon as super-humanly possible."
Shane clears his throat and gestures that he's watching her.
Babs: "Ah!"
Then a customer appeared as she spots him.
Babs: "Uh, hola, amigo. What will it be?"
Random guy 2: "Yes. I'll have... um... a burrito."
Babs: "A burrito? How about a bucket? Do you want tacos with that?"
Random Guy 2: "Hmm. Tacos. Tacos."
Babs groans in frustration.
Random Guy 2: "Tacos, tacos, tacos. You know, a burrito does sound... burrito-ey... Hmm. Tough choice. Just give me a minute..."
Babs: "One minute, got it!"
Random Guy 2: "...to decide."
Babs then did a quick change and see that the Flash is now a hostage.
Babs: "Flash, what happened?"
Barry: "Dude, I'm as surprised as you are."
Babs: "But--"
The alarm went off again and she went back to the restaurant and did a quick change.
Random Guy: "You know what? I want sushi. Peace!"
Babs then groans
Shane: "Gordon! We just got an order for 100 buckets. Get to work!"
Babs: "A hundred buckets? [yells] Are you kidding? [gasps] A-ha! Sorry, time for my federally mandated 15-minute break."
Shane: "Fine, but when you get back, I want those 100 buckets. You better not be late, or I'll rain down a firing upon you like you've never seen!"
Babs: "Yes, sir, senor, sir. There's no way I can't take care of this in 15 minutes.
Babs then do a quick change and then beat cup the robbers and freed the hostages
Babs: "Flash, I need you to take out the trash, buy more hot sauce, and deliver the burrito buckets to the totaled car out front."
Barry: "Right-o."
Babs: "Just one thing left to do."
She then turn to the robbers.
Babs: "Take your butts to jail. Hyah! Hyah!"
She keeps going back and forth until she loss both the robbers and her job.
Babs: "No!"
Janitor: "What... Who are you?"
Babs: "Me? I'm... a total failure. Having utterly failed to apprehend the dastardly crooks, our crummy crusader slinks away in defeat. Surely a true hero, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Krypton heck, even AquaLad would have prevailed."
Babs then made a quick change in her work clothes.
Shane: "95, 96, 97, 98, 99... A-ha! One bucket short, Gordon! That means you are so--"
Babs: "Fired. I know."
She was about to head into the restroom to change into her normal clothing, until she hears a voice.
Mac: "Yeah! Whoo! Time for victory tacos. Yeah, we'll take two taco buckets, four buckets of quesadillas, three buckets of guac... Oh, and buckets and buckets of your money. Come on, let's eat!"
She see who the robbers are here and about to rob the restaurant.
Mac: "Stealing works up an appetite. Whoo-hoo! Hey, hi fives, hi fives."
Babs then make a makeshift hero suit.
Babs: "Huh! There comes a time in every girl's life. A time to let go of past mistakes. A time to say "forget you" to the odds and allow the hero within to rise like the dough of the mighty churro. No, not Batgirl. A new kind of hero."
One fight later, the cops arrived and take the robbers to jail.
Shane: "Gordon! Guess you've saved the restaurant."
Babs: "I sure did. Seems like I should get my job back, huh?"
Shane: "[mumbles] Your job... Yeah."
Babs: "Oh, thank you, Mr. O'Shaughnessy! And, seems like I should also get hour-long lunch breaks, huh?"
Shane: "No!"
Babs: "Half-hour it is."
Shane: "No."
Babs: "Employee of the Month?"
Shane: "Ugh. I'll give you Employee of the Night!"
Babs: "I am the night. The Employee of the Night!"
You, Whis, and Beerus arrived and they heard the whole conversation.
Beerus: "If you ask me, she deserves a promotion."
Shane and Babs turn to you and your mentors/old friends. Babs is happy to see you and she blushes from your red and blue Gi.
Babs' thoughts: "Woah, he looks hot in a Gi."
From Shane's point of view, he's down right terrified from the sight of the God of Destruction.
Shane: "Lord Beerus, what are you doing here?"
Lord Beerus: "Our friend Krypton here has told us a lot about this establishment, even the employee staff."
Whis: "And if we heard the conversation correctly, you just gave Babs her job back, which means you fired her and rehired her, is this true?"
Babs: "Yeah."
Lord Beerus: "Well Shane, any friend of Krypton is a friend of mine, if you don't promote Babs to General Manager, I'll turn this planet into gravel in two seconds flat."
(Y/N): "I would promote her if I was you."
Shane: "Okay, okay, she's general manager now, just don't blow up the planet!"
Lord Beerus: "I knew you made right choice, to be honest, I was either going with blowing up the planet or use the hakai technique on you, you should add a vegan menu, you do not want hippies protesting at your establishment."
(Y/N): "Yeah, and we're also here to have some burritos."
Babs: "And this time, you'll be making them."
Later, you, Beerus, Whis are at the counter, ordering their food.
(Y/N): "We'll have 300 hundred buckets of burritos."
Whis: "Is that necessary for us?"
Lord Beerus: "I've been destroying planets for awhile, we've earn some burritos."
Whis: "Good point."
Shane: "Coming right up sirs."
Later, you, Whis and Beerus are eating the burritos.
Whis: "My oh my, this is delicious."
Lord Beerus: "Another fine meal you've chosen Krypton."
(Y/N): "Thanks old friend."
Later, you and your old mentors have finished the buckets of burritos, you decided to walk with Babs for awhile.
Babs: "So, why did you bring Whis and Beerus at Burrito Bucket?"
(Y/N): "To let them know that you're the best employee, get the restaurant to have a vegan menu, get them to try the food, and help you get that promotion."
Babs: "Aw thanks."
(Y/N): "You got good skills both as a general manager and a hero, you prove that you can do both."
Babs: "Wow, before you go, I have something to give you."
(Y/N): "What?"
Babs then kiss you on the cheek and made blush a bit.
(Y/N): "Oh uh, thanks Babs."
Babs: "No problem, see ya."
Later, at Carol's house. Carol has decorated her room with pictures of you and there was a trash can full of Hal Jordan's pictures.
Carol: "I can't believe I get to meet (Y/N), he's so hot, forget Hal Jordan, (Y/N) (L/N) is my my baby boo!"
Meanwhile at Babs' house, babe is thinking about kissing you on the cheek and realizing what Harleen said about her crush on you.
Babs: "Oh my god, Harleen was right, I do have a crush on him!"
Next: Chapter 8: Brat to Cat
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