It is Monday and Diana is playing for the Hamsters in Volleyball as everyone was cheering for her including her friends.

Kara: "Calling it now... Lady Hamsters ain't losing a game this season..."

Babs: "Whoo-hoo!"

Kara: "...with Diana on the team! Boom!"

Diana then make a shot.

Jessica: "She's going to crush it tomorrow on debate team. The other day, the topic was "paper or plastic."Diana shut everyone down with reusable canvas bags! Yeah! Pow!"

Diana then makes a shot again.

Karen: "Dudes! She's my science fair partner on Wednesday! We're gonna kill it with some crazy ancient Greek alchemy! Bam!"

Diana makes a another shot.

Babs: "Ooh! Ooh! And on Thursday, she's gonna lead the marching band into leading the football team to world domination! Kapowee!"

Diana then makes a shot.

Zee: "Oh, yeah? Well, she's gonna bring down the house as Juliet in the spring play on Friday. My directing debut will be an absolute triumph! Ba-ba-ba-boom!"

Diana makes another shot once again and the score is 15 to 0 and it was time. Everyone then cheer on for Diana.

The Girls: "Go, Diana!"

Kara: "Diana's got the week of her life ahead of her. I mean, can anything stop her?"

Diana then jump into the air and was about to hit the ball, in slow motion she then spot you and a kid with blonde hair, brown shoes, tan shirt, and brown pants. She then blushed and lose all sense of thought when she set eyes on you and the other boy. She then got hit by the ball and then fall down. This confuses the girls.

Jessica: "What?"

Kara: "Way to jinx it, Karen."

Karen: "Me?"

Diana then got hit by the ball as everyone gasp.

Babs and Jessica: "Ooh!"

Diana missed the shot.

All: "Aww!"

Diana then bump into another player by accident as Karen and Zee hug each other.

Kara: "Ow!"

Diana then tries to serve the ball but it bounce back at her. then it hit her on the face. Then it was 15 to 25 on the scoreboard and the game was over. The girls were shocked to see of what just happened.

Kara: "So, that happened."

The girls then head to her and they see her in a blissful state of mind.

Jessica: "Diana? Diana?"

Jessica then poke her on the cheek. Then Babs came in with a bucket of water.

Babs: "Incoming!"

Babs then dump the water on Diana's face as she was snapped out of her blissful state of mind.

Diana: "What... What happened?"

Babs: "You were being totally amazing like usual, and then (Y/N) and that boy walked in, and suddenly, you were being totally not amazing!"

Diana: "Boy? You mean... Steve? Incredibly handsome, alluring, more-beautiful-than-Adonis, Steve?"

Karen: "Uh, yeah, I guess that was him."

Diana: "But why would Steve affect my performance? I barely know him. He's only the first boy I ever saw when I arrived to the World of Man from Themyscira."

Zee: "Oh, this is gonna be good."

Flashback sequence.

Diana was sailing her boat and pull it onto land after.

Diana: "After a long and arduous journey across the seven seas, I touched down on the sands of this new world."

She then see Steve Trevor minding his business.

Diana: "And there he was. Steve Trevor."

Steve: "Oh, hey, a nickel."

Steve then pick up the coin.

Diana: "I had only heard the legends... But to see in real life... A boy..."

Diana then walk up to Steve and gestured for a handshake.

Diana: "Naturally, I offered him my hand in friendship. It was quite congenial."

Diana then laugh in a embarrassing tone and then fall down on her face.

After the sequence.

Diana: "It is no large deal."

Kara: "It's no big deal."

Diana: "Yes. That."

Then they heard a door open and they see you and Steve.

Steve: "Hey, Diana. I thought that was you in the game. Great to see you again. And your pals here, too. Hi."

(Y/N): "Hey guys, Steve here is a friend of mine, he and I met at a martial arts tournament."

Then Diana giggled like a girl who is looking at her crush.

All: "Hi."

Steve: "Hey, listen, since we're buds and all, I wanted to share the big news. I didn't get into the military academy like I wanted, so it looks like I'll be right here at Metropolis High with all of you!"

(Y/N): "And I would've made a celebratory party for his recruitment at Sweet Justice."

Steve: "Go Hamsters!"

Diana then giggle for a bit.

Diana: "Hamsters!"

All: "Go Hamsters."

Steve: "Well, I better be off. Lots of extracurriculars to check out."

(Y/N): "And clubs, like my martial arts club and I am president and sensei of that club."

Steve: "See you later! Oh, great game, Diana."

Diana then walk backwards while giggling.

Diana: "Your game is-- okay, Steve, bye. [stuttering] Okay, later, 'k? I don't know. Whatever."

Diana then swoon onto the volleyball net, then Diana fall over onto a table and it fall on her as a bunch of volleyballs swarm the gym, she then get up and turn to get the balls.

Diana: "Wait, oh, I'm sorry. Oh, oh! Oh, no!"

Zee: "This is not good."

Jessica: "The Amazons prepared her for everything. Except talking to boys."

Karen: "I remember my first crush. It was brutal."

Babs then gasp.

Babs: "Do you know what this means? Steve Trevor is Diana's Kryptonite."

Kara: "Hey, guys, let's get one thing straight: Kryptonite is Kryptonite. It's extremely painful, and awful, and that dude is not Kryptonite. Besides, this is Diana Prince we're talking about. She can handle anything."

Diana then trip on a ball as the other balls fall on her.

On Tuesday, there was a debate of putting toilet paper over or under and Diana is speaking right now.

Diana: "Oh! And so, just as a battalion of warriors must approach an enemy encampment via an over-ground pass, so, too, must toilet paper hang in the over position. Thank you."

Everyone cheered as Diana head back to her seat.

Jessica: "Got this in the reusable bag, suckas!"

Diana then gasp at the sight of Steve Trevor at the stand as Jessica's eyes widen in shock. Diana was lost in thought from the sight of Steve Trevor as the spotlights shine on Steve.

Steve: "Well, gee, I guess I don't really have strong opinions on how you hang your toilet paper. If you're an "over" kind of guy, who am I to judge? But if you're an "under" dude, well, you know, that's okay, too."

(Y/N): "My thoughts exactly."

Diana then clap and laugh like a girl seeing her crush.

Diana: "Oh, Steve, I have never heard such eloquence. You're so smart. Is he not smart, everyone?"

Everyone was silent.

(Y/N): "Um, yay?"

Diana: "I concede."

Jessica then scream in disbelief.

It was Wednesday at the science fair and Diana is going over the science of Greek Alchemy.

Diana: "It was noble Hemera, goddess of the daytime, who bestowed the Philosopher's Stone upon my people. We honor the shining light of her sun by transforming the base metal of our armor into pure, shimmering gold."

Karen: "This is incredible! With your knowledge of ancient chemical processes, we'e totally gonna win!"

Karen then notice that Diana is pouring too much chemicals into one test tube and look up to Diana.

Karen: "Uh, Diana. Uh, Diana."

Diana was lost in thought as Steve was holding a potato clock and he was with you at the science fair. Then there was an explosion as everyone head out running as Diana was doing some dopey giggling as Karen sigh.

(Y/N): "Is it too late to participate?"

It was Thursday and Diana is marching band leader as Babs was playing the Xylophone. Then they form a the phrase Go Hamsters! Then Diana toss her baton into the air and then catch it. She then see Steve riding his bike delivering newspapers. Diana then chase after him along with the rest of the marching band.

(Y/N): "Who knew that marching band can move that fast?"

Then Babs hit a note on her Xylophone in frustration.

It was Friday and Diana was playing the role of Juliet in a play.

Diana: "O, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo!"

Zee: "She's amazing."

Diana: "Deny thy father..."

Zee: "This play is amazing."

Diana: "...and refuse thy name."

Zee: "I'm amazing!"

Karen then whisper to Zee and she got angry.

Zee: "What? But he's supposed to be on stage right now!"

???(Oliver Queen): "Unacceptable!"

Zee then turn to the actor who is suppose to play Romeo.

???(Oliver Queen): "You call these pantaloons? If I cannot play an authentic Romeo, I shall play none at all!"

He then walk away.

Zee: "Who needs you, anyway? I've got Diana. And an understudy. Garth? Garth, where are you?"

Steve: "Garth is sick."

Then Zee and Karen gasped and turn to Steve.

Steve: "Under-understudy Steve Trevor reporting for duty."

Steve then whistle and walk onto the stage.

(Y/N): "You go buddy!"

Then you see Karen and Zee staring at you with anger.

(Y/N): "What?"

Zee then whisper to Karen.

Zee: "Remind me to banish Garth to the 27th dimension."

Karen then nod in yes as Diana says her line.

Diana: "Romeo, doff thy name, and for that name, which is no part of thee, take all myself."

Then she hears squeaky footsteps and turn to see Steve walking towards the ladder and saying his line.

Steve: "Um, I take thee at thy word. Call me but love..."

Diana then got lost in thought again from the sight of Steve Trevor. Steve then walk up to the ladder as Babs whisper to Kara.

Babs: "Kryptonite."

Kara then punch Babs on the shoulder as Steve continues to climb the ladder and reading his lines.

Steve: ""With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls......for stony limits cannot hold love out.And what love can do, that dares love attempt."

Steve then see that the next part is the kissing scene.

Steve: "Uh, I think we're supposed to kiss now."

Steve tries to kiss Diana as she blushed hard enough that an imaginary volcano appeared and shot lava. Then the whole stage fall apart.

Jessica: "Look on the bright side. At least this week is over."

It was Saturday at the hideout and you and the girls are watching a movie.

Aiden: "I never wanted to love her, Alexandra, but she's the most important thing to me now."

Then Diana feels so weak and is covered in a brown blanket as you and Jessica spot her and was shocked from it.

Jessica: "Oh, my goodness! Diana, are you okay?"

(Y/N): "What happened?"

Diana: "I do not know what ails me. I cannot eat. I cannot sleep. And my stomach is full of something akin to the fluttering of butterflies. The cause of this illness is a great mystery."

Kara then got up and pull Diana out of the chair that she was sitting in.

Kara: "That's it! We're taking you out and getting your mind off of "Mr. More-beautiful- than-Adonis.""

All: "Yeah!"

(Y/N): "I'm heading to the world's martial arts tournament, you guys have some fun."

All: "Okay."

The girls take Diana to the mall as she spot a pretzel stand and order a pretzel. The girls then see Steve and try to get Diana away from him as he was choosing out what shirt he's gonna wear. The girls then take Diana to the public library as Diana take a look at the Odyssey and she found Steve there, Kara then put the book back and the girls take to an electronics store, they were exhausted as Diana see the TV has a kitten playing with a ball of yarn then the screen change to have Steve Trevor as the girls take Diana somewhere else. The girls then take Diana to the pier and ride a roller coaster as Steve sit next to Diana as she spot him. The girls then take Diana and try to escape Steve Trevor, they go to multiple places: the bus, subway, taxi, etc.

Steve: "Oh, hi, Diana. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana. [echoing] Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana.Oh, hi, Diana. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana."

Back at the lair, you just got back from the tournament and you see Diana acting all dazed.

(Y/N): "What happened to her?"

All: "Steve Trevor."

Babs then appear and dump water on Diana.

Babs: "Incoming!"

The water was dumped and Diana is still in a dazed.

Karen: "Is this how she's gonna be from now on?"

Babs: "I don't know. Hey, Kara Is this what happens to Kryptonians, when they're repeatedly overexposed to--"

Kara: "Gah! Stop with the Kryptonite, already!"

Kara then grab Diana and shake her and slap her.

Kara: "Come on, lady, snap out of it! You can't let some boy do this to you! You're an Amazon warrior. You're Wonder Woman! You're literally a symbol of female empowerment!"

Jessica then grab Diana.

Jessica: "Leave her alone, Kara! Poor Diana is entitled to her feelings. This crush is natural and normal. And she'll deal with it on her own time, and in her own way."

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Diana: "That's crazy, Steve. I like vanilla, too."

Jessica then place Diana back into the chair as she walk slowly backwards.

Babs: "Or, we could just take out Steve Trevor."

All(Except you): "Agree."

Karen: "Let's take him out."

(Y/N): "What, he's my buddy!"

Zee: "Don't worry (Y/N), we're not gonna kill him or anything."

It was Sunday and the girls are in stealth mode as you and Steve Trevor are walking together. The girls are armed to the teeth and they're gonna launched an attack on Steve right before he gets a phone call from the military academy.

Steve: "Hello? Jeepers, I got into the Military Academy after all? Neato! How about that?"

(Y/N): "Now i can make that celebratory party at Sweet Justice, ice cream is on me!"

You and Steve head over to Sweet Justice as the girls turn to Babs as she was hacking into the academy's network.

Babs: "What? I took him out. By hacking into the Military Academy and getting him accepted. What were you guys gonna do?"

It was Monday and Diana is beating the opposing team and the hamsters got 52 to 0 and everyone cheered for Diana.

(Y/N): "Nice work Diana!"

Later, in the locker room.

Kara: "Thank goodness we don't have to worry about that Steve Trevor guy anymore."

Babs: "You mean Steve Kryptonite?"

Kara: "Let me explain this to you one more time. It's simple. Kryptonite is from the planet Krypton!"

Zee then turn to Diana.

Zee: "Come on, Diana, hurry up."

Diana: "I am nearly ready."

Before Diana close the locker, there was a picture of you next to a picture of Diana herself and there are hearts around your picture, meaning that she has gotten over Steve Trevor.

Next: Chapter 17: The Tree of Misfortune