Once upon a time, there lived a guy named Randy. And Randy sold oranges. And one day, a man came to Randy's fruit stand and said, "Id like an orange." And so Randy handed him one. The man gave him a shiny new penny and bit into the orange. He spit it all over Randy's face and yelled, "that orange tastes like shit!!" So Randy punched him in the nose and was sent to prison. The end.