He was a nice man-onion.
He had a wife, a son, and a daughter.

While (Name) was cutting Onion-san --who was writing his wills--, Pein came in.

He mistakenly thought someone made his girl cry.
He approached her while emitting a dark aura.

"Who did this to you?" Asked Pein
(Name) shrugged. 
"Mr. Onion."

KichAeon : I'm sorry Onion-san, I couldn't protect you XD
sarazura : I died when I read this XD
KichAeon : You're invited to Onion-san's funeral
sarazura : hahahahaha XD damn you funny
KichAeon : Noooo! Don't laugh Onion-san always have a tragic fate and always get reborn in the kitchen 😂🍕
sarazura :Kami (God) must hate Onion-San a lot
KichAeon : probably *nods* hahahahaha XD kami-sama so meanie
sarazura : Kami-sama has no mercy for poor little Onion-san
KichAeon : hahahahaha XD ah! no it's not funny Kami that's! It's author-chan!.....author-chan hates onion-san soda0409 : sooooo, wanna visit my funeral I died reading this XD.                                                                          
KichAeon : sure am I invited?....wait don't die one me too!
sarazura : sure am I invited too? Oh wait- don't die on me too!
KichAeon : funerals funerals everywhere! I shall cling unto life and seek revenge! Itachiiiiii! I love ya! (>.^)b
sarazura : honestly I have no idea where this conversation is going
KichAeon : You're not the only one

After the funeral!

soda0409 : Ghost Me: BE AFRAID!
Everyone: ....

sarazura : I'M AFRAID!
KichAeon : Waaahhh! I'm afraid too! *says in monotone voice*
KichAeon : Soo... we still haven't move on on onion-san??
soda0409 : We have *shows a mini onion* Meet Onion Jr.
KichAeon : ohh! Hello there Jr. Onion-san umm by any chance is Onion-san your father? no mother? sister? brother? un- anyway just my coincidence
soda0409: I'm his.....

                Father
                Me: 😱
KichAeon : What the heck is with this plot twist!? 😂
soda0409 : Ghost-Onion-san: Father...
Onion Jr.: Son....
                  Garlic: Mother *hugs Onion Jr.*

                    Me: ONION JR.'S A GIRL?! 😱

We will miss you as Mr, Jr, Father, Mother, Girl, and Onion, and the onion that Pein killed. May you rest in peace.