In December very very close to Christmas I went to my friends house to just chill out and I look on Instagram to see I got a message from the one and only Bitch boy. It said "Hey would you like to go out on a date with me?" I fuckin panicked, okay? I was runnin around like I hate this mf dude and he asked me on a fucking date what are the damn odds?! I don't like to be rude to people or anything and I give people chances so I was like sure sounds fun, ya'know cause I'm stupid. First red flag was when you legit immediately asked "Does this mean we're boyfriend girlfriend now?" And I was like ???? Fuck no wtf I don't even know you well we still gotta go on the date and see if this'll work?? We wait for the day after Christmas for this date, but! A few days before I wanted to hang with him before the date cause you know, anxiety and shit. So my friend our other friend along with me and my one friends mom took us to the mall so I could be in a group. He gave me his address and when we fucking got there I shit you not it was a mansion!! It was a huge farm and property with a legit fucking mansion! I was like, okay the fuck this boy has money the hell? So we went to the mall the four of us and we literally didn't talk to each other, we didn't look at each other, it took like two hours and me telling my friend then texting him for us to hold hands! He brought me pizza and I was like, okay? Cool? Then we all came down from our anxiety attacks and had a good fucking time coming home!

December 25th our date night, I am put in the car with him his twin sister, his mom, and his fucking grandpa and that was the most awkward thing ever, mostly cause I hadn't gone on a date this was my first one (And my only one) But me and him went to see Spider Man into the spider-verse, but also he paid for legit everything. It was really awkward let me tell you, we went to get pizza after and I fuckin anxiety eat so I just swallow my food while eating so I panicked and burned the roof of my mouth (Lasted for a month no joke) We barley talked to each other. Then we get home and he walks me to my door and he turns and goes, "Can I kiss you?" I was thinking in my head "I really don't wanna kiss him." Cause I had never kissed anyone and I really wanted my first kiss to be special and shit like super special, but I panicked and said sure, but no worries guys! Cause he fucking missed my mouth. This boy fucking leaned down and MISSED.MY.MOUTH! He kissed my chin and I went inside and was laughing my ass off it was hilarious that this dude literally missed my mouth, how tf you miss someones mouth?? But yeah that was my awkward first date and how he asked me out and as you can tell there are already many many red flags going on.