🚫Fake names but real stories of my day🚫

😌 word of the day:waddles 😌

First Monday back from the Easter holidays. Dreading it at 1 in the morning. Then I drift off to sleep and magically (tragically) wake up at 6:20am.

Like what the fuck then I realise my sister is right next to my fucking door feeding our pet tortoise Sully.

I ask her why she is here so earlier and my morning voice is always horrible sounds like I got strangled and my voice being supposedly deep doesn't help either.

She just closed his ✨vivarium✨ and walked out without closing the fucking doorrrrr.I'm just trying to get some more sleep you fat ten year old with a hair cut who takes shits with her Nintendo at full volume.

Anyways I had to sit up and close the door. Then I finally went back to sleep. Woke up at 7:20am then I had to properly get up so I got ready and left at 8:10am without any breakfast and my stomach making annoying grumbling noises.

I walked down the hill and met with my fake bestie Samuelle. And the whole walk to school she was asking me whether her hair looked nice.

I said yes fifty fucking times but she still asked me again so I just said no and went to Anna when we got to school of course.

We sit down on bright blue benches that school screwed into the ground💀. We sit quietly waiting for Emily or the bell to ring.

Then I saw him. The most beautiful year 10 boyyyy. He has brown curly hair and beautiful blue eyes and he wears a nice blue coat. His jawline is so fucking perfect. And he's talllll.

Anyways I saw him walk by then I spot Emily. She looked like she got hit by a lorry or something👴. and I wish I was lying.

She slicked back her hair so it could be in a ponytail she looked like this emoji👽.

I was traumatised but I guess that should be predictable by now. Then the bell rang and I basically ran into my form line to see Mr parker.

My favourite teacher.he's also french. So I went inside with my annoying ass form. I hate going to form because I have to walk all the way up the stairs and it's tiring as fuck.

So form finished with nothing interesting happening. I had science then geography with Mr Sami. He's annoying as fuck.

With his greasy shoulder length hair, sweaty top,red face and a bit of a pedo. (calls me sweetheart)then it's break.

I see that beautiful year 10 again and again.while I'm queuing up to get some 33p toast😍. Then it's maths with miss icky.

She's so aggravating😭. She makes me want to cry.She makes it her life goal to pick on me and Emily every. Fucking. Lesson.

But the thing is Emily deserves it but I don't. I never do shit. and here's Emily looking like shit.

Next is drama/theatre whatever. I have mrs patrik. She's so blind to what happens in the class unless it involves Emelie the autistic girl who is hated by everyone.

Even teachers. And sadly she went to the same primary school as me so she thinks we're bestie's but fuck no I'd rather throw up.

(I have a phobia of throw up)so it's halfway through the lesson everyone is doing their own shit and I was sat there contemplating life decisions as usual😅.

She then Emelie waddles 🐧 over and asks if I want to have a drawing competition. I say yes because I don't know how to say no😢.

I have her paper and took some for myself she drew a girl and I drew a dick with everything on it. I show her and 0.2 seconds later she waddles🐧 off to miss and tells her I'm drawing inappropriate stuff.

Miss doesn't give a fuck. And I go back to contemplating life😪. Then Emelie decided to annoying this girl called Emma.

Long story short Emelie gets col for swearing at Emma. Poor Emma. I have dinner. A cheese sandwich and a £2 Rubicon can. Then I go into the library and "enjoy" my lunch time.

I had history with the best history teacher ever Miss wale. She's a kind 60 year old and that's it really. Then I go to maths again but with a different teacher Miss burly.

I sit next to the class clown Josh. He's quite nice to me but a bit annoying.Then when maths is done I run down all the stairs and out of school to walk with Samuelle after school.

Excited to see another pretty year 10 but from a different school. He has black curly hair, green eyes, tall and skinny. I walk all the way back up the hill , say bye to Samuelle then walk the rest of the way to my house.

I get home eat spaghetti, read/write shit on wattpad,speak to Natalia(the one who went into my room earlier.),clean a bit,take a piss,brush my teeth, get into bed and play on my iPad until midnight✌.

The end😩

word count for my "rant":890