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Class Is In Session

Jasmine: Did y'all see that fight?

Carla: They stay fighting over a boy, I don't have time for that!

Brendon: Why did they have to break it up! I wanted to see who was gonna win

The bell rings and Ms. Frickle walks into the classroom.

Ms. Frickle: Settle down people, I know everyone's all hyped up after watching that fight break out

The class laughs.

Aoi: It's funny when she try to talk like us

Ms. Frickle: Answer the opening question on the board and then we'll go over it

Kaori: Ariah, you got the answer?

Ariah: Yeah but I'm not giving it to you, do your own work for once and maybe you won't have to keep asking me

Kaori: Why you got to be so difficult?

Ms. Frickle walks to the board and starts going over the question then Kaori makes a realistic fart sound behind Ariah's desk.

Ms. Frickle: See that's all types of nasty, let me get my spray

Ms. Frickle grabs her air freshener and sprays it on Ariah and the entire class laughs at her.

Ms. Frickle: Try to lay off the cheese Miss Hadori

Ariah: That wasn't even me! I swear!

Kaori puts his head down and starts laughing really hard and loud.

Ariah: Kaori, I can't even describe how childish that was

Kaori: That's what you get for not letting copy off your paper

Ariah: It's okay, I got something for you later on just wait

Kaori: Ah! Ah! Ariah no! Please! You see that? That's how I would sound if I was scared

Ariah: Okay, just wait

Ms. Frickle: Alright, turn to page 317 and complete the 10 question assessment

Kaori: This is too much to read

Ariah: I would've let you copy off of my paper

Kaori: You know dog on well you wasn't, don't even tell that lie

Kaori sneak copies off of Brendon's paper and completes 7 out of the 10 questions, the bell rings and he turns in his paper.
Kaori heads to Mathematics but when gets there Ms. Dan isn't there but a substitute teacher instead.

Moe: I know you happy

Kaori: Yess! I don't have to hear her big ol' mouth today

Darren: She'll be back tomorrow, enjoy it while it lasts

The bells rings and the substitute teacher comes into the classroom.

Substitute Teacher: Good Morning class my name is Ms. Almond

Moe: Why does she have the same name as a nut?

Kaori and Darren laugh. Someone from the counselor's office comes into the classroom and calls for Kaori to see the counselor.

Moe: That grade average review thing

Kaori: You did it?

Moe: Yes! My grade average is a 3.5!

Darren: Mine is a 2.9

Kaori walks to the counselor nervously and sits in the waiting room in till the counselor calls for him. After minutes of nervous waiting the counselor finally calls Kaori into her office.

Ms. Cook: Kaori Sidosen right?

Kaori: Yes ma'am

Kaori sits down.

Ms. Cook: Okay so if you're wondering why you were called is to look over your grades and calculate your time for graduation

Kaori: Okay

Ms. Cook: Freshman year here you only passed 2 out of 8 classes with barely C's.
Then sophomore year you failed foreign language which is a class that is mandatory you have to pass it to graduate. The average grade point average in juniors is 2.00 and you're not even a point yet

Kaori sits silently.

Ms. Cook: Even if you were to pass all of your classes this semester you wouldn't graduate. And you also need Psychology, how did you fail Psychology? That's easy

Kaori sits with a blanks stare trying to hide his emotions.

Ms. Cook: I'll print out a copy of your transcript and all the classes you need

Ms. Cook prints out Kaori's transcript and gives it to him in his hand. Kaori leaves the counselor angry and ashamed, having the lowest grade point average out of everyone in his year made him feel like an outcast. At that point Kaori felt no purpose in coming to school anymore, like he could just walk out of the school and not think twice about it. Kaori heads back to Mathematics.

Moe: What's your grade point average? I know they told you

Kaori: I don't wanna talk about it

Darren: See we now his grade point average is bad, look at his face

Moe: I'm not one of them ignorant folks, I'm not going to make fun of him for that.
It's that you're dumb, school is just not for everybody

Ms. Almond: Ms. Dann left a quiz for you all so make sure you complete and put it on the desk when you're finished

Ms. Almond passes out the math quiz.

Moe: I'm about to ace this quiz

Darren: Who still says that?

Moe: Me

Kaori watches his other classmates answer the questions on the quiz and he was completely clueless. The lunch bell rings and Kaori turns in his paper without answering a single question. Kaori walks into the cafeteria and seats at the table without going into the lunch line.

Sierra: What happened this time, Kaori? Ms. Dann kicked you out again

Ariah and Shayla come to the table.

Shayla: What's wrong with Kaori?

Sierra: I don't know, I thought one of y'all knew

Ariah: Kaori, what's wrong this time?

Kaori: I don't feel like talking about it

Kaori puts his head down.

Brian: Kaori you heard what happened to Spring?

Shayla: Kaori is in a bad mood right now

Kaori: What happened?!

Sierra: Dang! He jumped up like it was a riot

Brian: She got beat up in 1st period

Kaori: By who?!

Brian: Rachel

Kaori: The one with the pig braids?!

Brian: Yeah

Kaori: *Gasp* She in my 4th period! Yes!
I was hoping that was gonna happen one day, she deserve it

Sierra: How come you don't like Spring?

Kaori: Because she talk too much, she got a mouth like a motor. She always talk smack to boys but wanna bow down when it's another girl, woo! I can't stand her, but she got beat up today! That put me in a better mood

Ariah: So does that mean you'll tell us what happened?

Kaori: Nope

Ariah: I forgot to tell y'all what happened in 1st period

Shayla: What?

Ariah: The teacher was at the board going over the opening then Kaori made a fart sound like a 9 year old and Ms. Frickle thought it was me

Sierra: She thought you passed gas for real?!

Sierra laughs.

Ariah: And then she sprayed air freshener on me like I stank

Everyone at the table laughs.

Kaori: That was too funny, "See that's all types of nasty", y'all should have heard the way she said it

Ariah: Don't think I forgot

Kaori: I'm still not scared

Sierra: Scared of what?

Ariah: You'll see soon

The bells rings and Kaori heads to Engineering class. Dr. Queen walks to the middle of the classroom and starts talking about today's assignment but everything she says sound like "blah blah blah blah" to Kaori. After the assignment is given Kaori goes to sleep. Dr. Queen walks over to Kaori's computer and wakes him up.

Dr. Queen: Kaori let's go, if you're going to sleep you're not staying in here

Dr. Queen escorts Kaori to sit in another classroom, a class that Jiro happens to be in.

Jiro: Why you in here?

Kaori: I went to sleep in class

Jiro: Kaori you know you better than that

Kaori: No I'm not

Jiro: Why you say that?

Kaori shows Jiro his transcript.

Jiro: Oh.....Oh! Daanng!

Kaori: Stop being so extra

Jiro: My grade point average is a 1.9

Kaori: But that's not a 2.0

Jiro: It's close to one

Kaori: *Sigh*

Jiro: Did you blow all your money yet?

Kaori: No, I still need more of it

Jiro: Bruh, they had us on the news the other day

Kaori: I seen that! I bet y'all glad I came up with a blanket idea

Jiro: It's getting too risky

Kaori: Then we can try a different area, I can come up with the time and the place

Jiro: Is it risk free?

Kaori: This is not like one of them supplement pills on the TV commercial, there's always going to be a risk

Jiro: Whatever but I can't do it because I'm getting ready to move

Kaori: Move where?

Jiro: With my grandma in the next few days or so

Kaori:  *Sigh* Alright

The bell rings and Kaori heads to Chemistry class.

Ms. Tamson: Make sure you complete the assignment that was left on your desk. There is no opening today because we're leaving to go to the lab

Kaori: This say "What To Do When Entering A Lab". Ms. Tamson we didn't go over this

Ms. Tamson: We took notes on it while you were sleeping last week

Chouko: I know the answers

Kaori: Are you going to let me copy?

Chouko: No

Kaori makes a face a Chouko.

Chouko: Just kidding, wait till I'm finished

It takes Chouko about 10 minutes to complete the assignment then he passes it to Kaori. Soon the entire class heads to the Chemistry lab.

Ms. Smith: Get into groups of 4!

Kaori gets into a group with Rick, Chouko and Rachel.

Rachel: I'm in a all boy group

Kaori: What you think you smarter than everybody now?

Rachel: I have the highest grade out of everybody in this group so I am the smartest

Rick: What do you even have in this class?

Rachel: An 89

Rick: I got a 75

Rachel: That's still lower than mine even if it is a passing grade

Rick: You don't even know what Kaori's grade is

Rachel: Oh I know, I seen it on the computer when Ms. Tamson was putting in grades after school yesterday. But I'm not going to say it out loud

Kaori: You always getting into people's personal space, you a noisy lil something

Rachel: I mean I was sitting right in front of the computer I couldn't help but to look, I even saw Masuru's grade he got a 16

Rick: Because he don't do no work, he fail all the quiz with single digit grades like 9's and 6's

Rachel: He might as well stop coming to school, no point in trying now it's been too long

The assignment is to boil food colored water over a flame and document what happens.

Rachel: Where's the paper?

Kaori: I don't know

Rachel: Kaori I just gave it to you! Ms. Tamson said she not giving out anymore! If I get a 0 because of you I'ma beat you down as soon as the bell rings

Kaori sees the paper on the floor.

Kaori: Here it is

Rachel: Give me this! I'm keeping the paper!

Kaori puts the test tube on the flame and melts it from putting it through for too long.

Ms. Smith: Kaori what in the world?!

Kaori: What?

Ms. Smith: How in the hella balloons did you do this?!

Kaori: Umm

Rachel: You can't let this boy do nothing!

Ms. Smith: I'll get y'all another test tube

Rachel: Give it to me this time, Kaori just document the reactions please

Ms. Smith brings the group another test tube and gives it to Rachel. Kaori watches Rick and Rachel boil the food colored water.

Rachel: Write that down

Kaori: Write what down?

Rachel: You weren't even paying attention?!! Ahh! Gimme the paper! You just sit there and do nothing and take that 0!

Kaori: Okay

Kaori goes the rest of the class period without doing any work. Soon the dismissal bell rings and Kaori heads straight home to think, he gets a paper and starts planning his next heist. After an hour he watches a couple of shows on TV then he goes to bed. The next morning Kaori leaves his house at 7:35 and heads to school. Kaori walks into History class.

Ms. Frickle: Good morning, Mister Sidosen

Kaori: Good morning

The bell rings and Ariah is the last to enter the classroom.

Ms. Frickle: Complete the opening question

Kaori writes down the question without answering it. Ariah turns around and gives Kaori a creepy smile.

Kaori: Are you okay today?

Ariah: Just fine!

Ariah pulls a green medium sized ball out of her purse and puts it on Kaori's desk.

Kaori: This thing stank! What is this?!

The green ball starts to make fart sounds.

Ms. Frickle: Is that Miss Hadori passing gas again? See that's the disrespectfulness I'm talking about, why do the children have to come to school and be so nasty

Ms. Frickle walks toward Ariah's desk.

Ms. Frickle: Woo! That's not Miss Hadori!
Why does it smell like rotten eggs over here?!

The green ball starts releasing a foul odor.

Ms. Frickle: Mister Sidosen?! Is that you?! That's just nasty! Why you got to be nasty?!

Kaori: What but it's--

Ms. Frickle: I don't care about the green toy you brought from home put it away.
Woo! Did you forget to go to the bathroom this morning?!

The green ball explodes with the smell reaching the entire classroom.

Ms. Frickle: Oh no! That's just horrible!

Carla: It smells like a landfill!

Brendon: Boy you got that nasty nasty!

Jasmine: How does it go that far?!

Trailyor: You dirty!

Yuna: Did you manure for dinner last night?!

Ms. Frickle: *Cough* Everyone exit the classroom! Immediately!

Everyone leaves the classroom and Ms. Frickle opens the window before leaving.

Ms. Frickle: I hope everyone brought all of their belongings because I'm not going back in the classroom and stay away from Mister Sidosen if you value your sense of smell

Kaori: You put a stink bomb on me?

Ariah laughs hard and loud.

Ariah: Karma is a bad montana!

Kaori: Now Ms. Frickle think I'm nasty

Ariah: Now you know how I felt yesterday

Kaori: I'ma let you have this one

Ariah: You don't have a choice, you get me I get you back even harder

The class proceeds to the gym and sit on the bleachers.

Ms. Frickle: Alright class read over Chapter 5 for the quiz tomorrow

Brendon: Kaori we all know you're not going to read

Kaori: You're correct because right now the only thing I wanna read is some Z's

Kaori goes to sleep for the rest of the class period. The bell rings and Kaori heads to Mathematics, he manages to get there before the bell rings to avoid Ms. Dann saying something to him and immediately goes straight to his desk and puts his head down.

Moe: What's wrong with you today?

Kaori: I don't feel like hearing Ms. Dann mouth today

The bell rings and the classroom gets quiet when Ms. Dann walks into the classroom.

Ms. Dann: Spread the desk out and get into groups

Kaori: Bruh I hate getting into groups!

Moe: Kaori come with us, I know you need all the 100's you can get

Kaori gets into a group with Moe, Darren and Jewels.

Ms. Dann: Has anyone seen Spring around? She's in my 1st period

Tagara: She suspended

Ms. Dann: Suspended?! What did she do?!

Darren: She got beat up!

Moe: Why you putting that girl business out like that?

Kaori: That beat down was long overdue

Moe: You don't like Spring?

Kaori: Nope

Moe: Why?

Kaori: She talk way too much, I should've slapped the troll hair off that dry nasty flakey scalp of hers

Moe laughs.

Darren: He stay flaming on Spring even after she got beat up

Ms. Dann walks to the front of the board writes a graphing problem down.

Ms. Dann: Darren you're passing this class come work out this problem

Kaori: Passing? You was just failing!

Darren: She boosted my grade

Kaori: What the---! See this the stuff that get me mad right here

Darren walks up to the board and works out the graphing problem.

Kaori: This man just had a 58 two days ago, how is he passing?!

Moe: I wish I could tell you

Kaori: Favoritism!

Darren completes the problem and gets it correct.

Ms. Dann: Good, that's extra credit

Kaori: What?!!

Darren: I actually thought I was about to fail this class

Kaori: She trifling!

Ms. Dann: Kaori running that mouth over is going to bring your grade down even lower

Kaori: Man, I don't care about that!

Ms. Dann: You trying to get smart with me today?! I can drop your grade all the way down to a 0!

Kaori: DO IT!!

Kaori throws a math textbook at the board.

Kaori: You pick and choose who you wanna fail and who you wanna pass!
What you need to do is fix this cricked ol' wig and send it to the dry cleaners!
Come in here everyday with the same old nasty scarf we all know you got from the flea market!

Ms. Dann: Get out!

Kaori: I will gladly!

Kaori knocks some books and decorations down before leaving the classroom.
Right after he leaves the classroom he goes to the bathroom and waits for the lunch bell to ring. After waiting for a while the bell finally rings. Kaori goes to the cafeteria and actually gets lunch and sits at the table.

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