"What're ya in for?"

Toriko: "Someone insulted my dog so I stabbed them 69 times in the face."

Rin: "This little kid didn't get out of the way of my car."

Komatsu: "I took the blame for something I didn't do."

Ichiryuu: "Apparently it's illegal to park in handicap spaces without a permit."

Sani: "First degree manslaughter, I only meant to give them a mild concussion!"

Terry: "Umm... I'm one of the SWAT dogs..."

Tina: "Apparently there are laws about filming people without permission" ((A/N: Puffer Whale arc anyone XD?))

Starjun: "I was on a roll with my mass murders until I got cocky so my work got sloppy and they finally caught me."

Coco: "I got stuck in some long chain reaction of coincidences that wound up in someone dead. Basically I was annoyed and pushed someone and they tripped, fell down a flight of stairs and broke their ankle and their lawyer was actually a wanted criminal who pickpocketed the guy and framed me and nobody believed my case 'cos I shoved the guy in the first place so they figured I had it in me to steal from him."

Mansam: "I beat up this one annoying guy at a bar fight."

Zebra: "Mass genocide."

Takimaru: "I was framed for jaywalking."