Cast

Aidan as Soldier

Jackson as Engineer

Ryan as Heavy

Captain Rex as Demoman the Drunk Exorcist

Hayden (Ryan's friend) as Spy (Let's say Alex got sick and needed to be replaced)

It was a normal night until a explosion happens

Ryan: *heavy battle cry as he jumps to a ghost but goes through him and gets his head stuck in a wall*

Jackson: Ryan is a goner

Ryan: Da

With Ryan (ryanzacharko14gmailc hope you don't mind if you're in my story)

Aidan: *aims his crossbow at the ghost* Hasta La Vista Fucko! *shoots the crossbow at the ghost*

Aidan

Jackson: *shoots his shotguns at the ghost as he laughs evilly*

Jackson

The ghost gets back up as Hayden gets behind it and hits it with a shovel until the ghost punches out his heart but Hayden grabs a spare heart from his pocket which he replaces the original heart with

And Hayden

Jackson: Hey Ghost! Say hello to my little friend! *throws a bomb at the ghost*

Aidan: Oh fuck..

Jackson: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

The bomb goes off killing the ghost as we cut to them outside as they were given less money

Bartender: Next time if one of you destroys my bar no free drinks for you *runs into the bar*

Jackson: Guess that will do

Ryan: it was expected

Hayden: they recognized our talents

Aidan: Ryan! Grab the ghost! Boys let's get back to Canada

Later

We see the group back at Aidan's House

Hayden: Well I'm off to the bathroom, later *walks off*

Jackson: Making bacon, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*

Aidan: this is really bullshit eh Ryan? Ryan? Ryan?! *notices that Ryan is gone* Oh, well time to check the mail *goes to check the mailbox but sees something which he grabs*

Aidan:

Aidan: *mind* It's half-life two! No wait it's three

Aidan looks around as he heads into the house

We see Ryan throwing the ghost in the garage

Pro Medic: When vill we get out of here?

Ryan: after you've apologize to yourself for the crimes you committed *closes the garage door but gets hit in the head with a TV* Ow! What the fu- *notices Aidan looking at him strangely* Bird? *a bird appears on Ryan's shoulder* Go!

Ryan throws the bird up into the air which then flies down after seeing what was happening in Aidan's room

Bird: *whispers to Ryan before dissappearing*

Ryan: Alright, Jackson!!!!!!!

Meanwhile with Jackson

He was watching a TV show until Ryan bursts through the door

Ryan: Jackson!

Jackson: Yeah?

Ryan: Aidan needs help!

Jackson: Ok,

Ryan grabs Jackson and teleports upstairs with him

Jackson: *knocks on Aidan's door*

Aidan: *opens the door* Oh hello- Get out!

Aidan tries to close the door but Ryan stops him

Jackson: what's that? *points to the case Aidan is holding*

Later We cut to Hayden who gets out of the bathroom

Hayden: *sees Ryan and Jackson injured* Jesus Christ what the hell happened to you two?

Jackson: That Aiden

Hayden goes to knock on Aiden's door but he grabs Ryan and Jackson and brings them downstairs

Hayden: Ideas anyone?

Ryan: Nope

Jackson: Nope

Hayden: Fuck, we need ideas! Also Ryan what are you watching on TV?

Ryan: Oh it's a tape I had which recorded Aidan having "fun" with Verosika

Hayden: You fucking serious?

Ryan: Nope it's on the TV right now

Verosika: *offscreen on the TV* Fuck! Aidan you're a beast!~

Hayden: Okay.

The TV then changes to a commercial where we see Coy Wire from CNN 10

Coy Wire: Hello everyone and thank you for having me be on here, today Tiny Desk Corporation has had a half life 3 case removed from their facilities and one is possessed so for anyone who finds a half life three case in their mailbox call tiny desk Corporation

The TV turns off

Hayden: Wait I got a idea *grabs his phone and calls someone* Hey Deputy it's Hayden, my friend Aidan has been possessed by a half life three case, you want me to get it away from him? But how? Okay I'll think about it *hangs up the call* that was idiotic

Jackson: Hayden

Hayden: What?

Jackson: I'm a engineer

Hayden: Alright.

One montage of building sentry later

Jackson: Sentry deployed!

Hayden: We don't need it

Ryan: I have friend *puts someone's number on Hayden's phone*

Later We see a van park up front to the house as the door bell rings as Ryan goes to open it to see Captain Rex

Captain Rex: Haha! Heavy!

Ryan: Demoman!

Captain Rex and Ryan laugh and cheer as they fist bump and do a handshake

Captain Rex: Do not worry Lads I've dealt with demons before!

Later

Captain Rex: It's impossible!

Hayden: You've done well

Jackson: You need a sentry!

Hayden: I told you we don't need it-

Captain Rex: We need Sentry!

Jackson: See?

Jackson goes into Aidan's room where he throws the sentry at him knocking him down as Jackson grabs the game case and gets out of the room

Jackson: Lads, I don't mean to worry you, Run!

The 4 run away and towards a van as Captain Rex gets into the driver seat

Ryan: Drive, Demoman!

Captain Rex: Can't you see I'm trying?!

Captain Rex then drives the van at a super high speed as Aidan gets out of the house and follows them at high speed

Meanwhile We see them celebrating

Hayden: *notices Something* Oh Good Lord no

Hayden saw that Aidan was running at them, which the others see

Jackson: Die motherucker! *grabs a Rocket launcher and shoots Aidan with it hurting him but not yet enough*

Aiden: *laughs evilly*

Captain Rex: Lads what's going on?!

Aiden runs at super Sonic speed as he catches up to the van which he kicks where it crash land in the same bar area from last night

Hayden: *walks out of the crash unharmed* you want to go Bruv?! Let's go then! Yolo!!!!

Hayden runs at Aiden and starts punching and kicking him but Aiden punches Hayden into a wall of the bar

Hayden: Ouch

Jackson: *jumps out of the crash* Let Satan know he's not welcome here! Shia-Kaza!

Jackson claps his hands together as he makes a sentry appear which Aiden destroys and punches Jackson into a wall where Aiden looks to Captain Rex before he grabs him

Captain Rex: I'm not liking this

Ryan: OI!

Aiden looks to Ryan who is holding a bucket as Aiden looks confused before he let's go of Captain Rex and grabs the bucket from Ryan as he puts the bucket on his head

Aiden: Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Ryan: It was not easy task, but we did it

Captain Rex: Lads, what about game case?

We cut to nick Washington who sees the game case and grabs it before he looks up to see a nuke about to reach his house

Nick: Motherfucker

The nuke hits Nick killing him and eradicating the game case

The end,

Special shout out to Captainrex2177 for making a appearance