ryanzacharko14gmailc hope you like this also the title is basically based off of where you are right now but hope you don't hate me for this

We start off on a road in Kentucky where we see Ryan and Aiden walking as they were looking around

Aiden: when are we gonna find the next town Ryan?

Ryan: don't worry man we'll find it *notices a town* over there!

The two go to the town where they see the sign for the town name of "Dex County" as Ryan and Aiden walk pass it as Aiden grabs the map to show us where they are until Ryan notices something

Ryan: Hey Aiden look! *points to a sign on a building that says "The Dex County Bar"* what do you say we go get ourselves a drink?

Aiden: sure man

Ryan and Aiden walk inside the building as they walk pass patrons who are wearing outfits of sniper from TF2 but they're wearing different hats as Aiden and Ryan get to the counter where they see the Bartender dressed up like Sniper but he's wearing a black and gold cowboy hat

Bartender: *to Ryan and Aiden* Welcome to the dex County bar! How may I serve you two today?

Ryan: you got any whiskey or any bottles of beer?

Bartender: Well we just got ourselves a new shipment of new bottles *grabs two bottles and puts them on the counter* I call them Roo Brew that's how we do it here

Ryan: We'll take those drinks! *puts some money on the counter*

Bartender: *grabs the money* Thank you sir! *walks away*

Aiden: *grabs the bottle to the left* Let's celebrate my man!

Ryan: *grabs the bottle on the right* Aye lad!

Aiden and Ryan then drink the bottles as suddenly Aiden spits out the drink along with Ryan

Aiden: what the heck?!

Ryan: Jesus! What was that taste?!

Bartender: *walks to Ryan and Aiden* Hey is there a problem gentlemen?

Aiden: Yeah! What's in the bottles of roo brew?!

Bartender: I think it's best you don't ask that question around here mate

Aiden: Wait Ryan do people say mate in Kentucky?

Ryan: No they say that in the UK

Bartender: if you two don't like our drinks then you two are disgraces

Aiden: Wait Wait we can talk this out!

Suddenly the patrons in the bar look at Aiden and Ryan as a Patron stands up and walks to Aiden

Patron: everything okay pal?

Aiden screams before he punches the patron in the throat as the other patrons stand up

Aiden: Wait it was a accident!

Ryan: Dude you just screwed us over!

Aiden: it wasn't my fault!

Ryan: God Dammit dude!

Bartender: you two want trouble? We'll give you trouble *grabs a machete* get them mates!

A Patron jumps at Ryan but Ryan dodges as the Patron hits the wall

The bartender jumps over the counter and punches Aiden before Aiden kicks the bartender away

Ryan gets grabbed by two patrons but he breaks free and punches them both in the face as Ryan grabs a chair and hits another Patron in the face

Aiden jumps over a few tables as he's then surrounded by a bunch of Patrons before Aiden grabs knives out of his boots before he starts spinning around as he cuts and kills few of the patrons as Ryan tackles a Patron and punches him before Ryan grabs a bottle and breaks it before he stabs it into a another Patron killing him

Aiden stops spinning around where he notices a baseball bat which he passes to Ryan who catches it as three patrons get behind Ryan but stop

Patron 1#: Holy shit-

Ryan hits the first patron in the face before he kicks the second one into a wall followed by him hitting the third Patron in the chest as Aiden dodges some punches and hits some patrons with his fists until Ryan hits a Patron in the face which causes the baseball bat to break

Ryan: Oh what the hell?!

Ryan is suddenly hit in the head By a frying pan

Ryan: Oh I'm dizzy

Ryan falls down unconscious as a Patron jump kicks Aiden knocking him out as well

Later

We see Aiden wake up in a cage as Ryan wakes up as well until.....

???: Oi! Wake up you bloody drunks!

Ryan: Hey who are you calling a drunk-

Ryan stops when he sees the person who he's talking to is none other then the king of Kentucky

King Of Kentucky: I'm the king of Kentucky my friend!

Aiden: who are you dumbass?!-

Ryan: Aiden! That's the king of Kentucky you're talking to! *to the king of Kentucky* we are sorry sir my friend is sometimes stupid!

Aiden: Hey!

King of Kentucky: Well I figured you're here wondering why you're still alive, well I've seen the accusations of your crimes and it seems the doesn't like roo brew bottles stands out to me, you made a big rule break my friends and you must die

Ryan: No please! I was trying to show Kentucky to my friend here! He's a visitor!

King Of Kentucky: Enough! Guards! Bring in the beast

Then suddenly two guards come in holding chains while also bringing a big grizzly bear w8th them

Aiden: what the hell is that?!

Ryan: its the beast! Kentucky's number one bear!

King Of Kentucky: Haha! You're right!

A guard then throws steak into the cage Ryan and Aiden were in as the bear runs to the cage and tries to grab the steak as Ryan and Aiden scream before suddenly Aiden stomps onto the bear's hand as suddenly the bear roars at the cage causing it to be flown out of the castle as we cut to Ryan and Aiden who are falling as they hit the ground but the cages break apart

Ryan: Shit...

Aiden: *notices they're outside* we're outside! Let's go!

Ryan and Aiden get up as they start to run as they notice a motorcycle which they jump onto as Ryan drives the motorcycle away from the castle

Ryan: we made it lad!

Aiden: Yeah! *looks at a mirror to see vehicles following them* Ryan?

Ryan: Yeah?

Aiden: I don't think we got away from them

Ryan: What?

Aiden: because the king is after us!

Ryan drives the bike at a fast speed while the vehicles following them start to catch up as A guard shoots at the bike but Ryan notices a Shotgun which he grabs and hands it to Aiden

Aiden: what is this?!

Ryan: a Shotgun! It has explosive rounds in it!

Aiden shoots the shotgun which hits a vehicle making it explode as suddenly more vehicles start to chase them as Aiden grabs a grenade and throws it at another vehicle which goes off exploding four vehicles

Aiden: Yeah!

Ryan: Nice one! *notices a dead-end* Shit dead end!

Suddenly the bike goes off a mountain as Ryan and Aiden scream before they land as the bike stops

Ryan: Oh I feel like every bone in my body is broke *to Aiden* Aiden you good?

Aiden: Yeah

Ryan and Aiden get off the bike but suddenly vehicles surrounded them as guards came out of the vehicle and aimed their weapons at Aiden and Ryan as the king of Kentucky gets out of a vehicle and approaches the two

King Of Kentucky: I might say I'm impressed, you guys learn how to fight and escape well your time just ran out

Ryan: Look we didn't want this!

King of Kentucky: *grabs a pistol* Well you two are idiots you'll never leave here alive

Aiden then looks at Ryan and then to the king of Kentucky as Aiden raises his hand

Aiden: Wait! Before you Try to kill us *grabs a bottle of scrumpy* would anyone care for a bottle of scrumpy?

The guards look at each other before the king of Kentucky grabs the bottle and starts to drink it and as he does his eyes suddenly open wide

King of Kentucky: It's a- its a- it's a Kentucky bloody miracle!

Aiden: not bad Hey?

A guard grabs the bottle from the king of Kentucky and drinks it

Guard: Haha! It tastes wonderful!

The guards start to laugh as Aiden grabs more bottles of scrumpy and hands them to the guards

Ryan: *to Aiden* nice work Aiden

King of Kentucky: on my behalf you two are pardoned of your crimes to Kentucky and you are forgiven for destroying the dex County bar

The guards continued to laugh as Aiden and Ryan start to laugh as well before the screen cuts to black

Well ryanzacharko14gmailc I did it, also the king of Kentucky is basically a fan made character I had in my mind and dex County is just a made up town I thought of when making this chapter but hope you like it

Cast

Warren Kole as Aiden

Gene Furber as Ryan

Devon Sawa as King Of Kentucky

John Patrick Lowrie as the guards

Robin Atkins Downes as The Bartender

Rick May as the patrons in the bar

The end.