"How hard is it for a guy made of energy who dresses like a wannabe fucking bartender to hide!?!?"

"Apparently well"

After literally tearing the city underworld apart trying to find No Name we couldn't find a single clue where he may be. Two days wasted, even skipping school both days though it affects Y/N more than me. Thankfully for him today is Saturday. Possibly some more time to waste looking for No Name though. Can't believe there hasn't even at least been a sighting. Leaning back in my chair I let out a long sigh.

"You know that comment about the wannabe bartender was a good quip. Could use it against him?", y/n said. I just looked at him confused.

"you know, since you don't have good quips"

"Is that really what you think? Have you met me?"

"Didn't want to assume"

"But you did anyways"

"Well your an easy guy to assume with"

"Fuck you"

Getting a laugh out of y/n I chose to just ignore him. Closing my eyes I tried to think of a way to find No Name. Even tried remembering everything we just went through trying to find a clue to see if maybe there was a detail we missed. Opening my eyes I looked at our board looking at the crossed off targets before my eyes fell on a newspaper clipping of No Name's first appearance in this dimension. Wait a second, oh we're such idiots!!

"*grunts*why didn't we just do that!?", i said out loud getting y/n attention.

"Got an idea?"

"One we should have done at the beginning of this"

"What's that?"

"Question, how good is your reputation with the police?"

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Standing in a police precinct felt so uncomfortable for me. Probably because if I even thought about stepping into one I would have every cop in it trying to tackle me on the ground. Emphasis on try. Doesn't help that I would get stares from some of them with small comments such as "there's two now?" or the worst I've heard "is he his sidekick?". I am no one's sidekick. The whole time y/n was sitting in a chair with his feet up. His laid back attitude still baffles me at times but there is something important I need to discuss with y/n.

"I need you stay back on this one"

"and let you traumatize another criminal? no thanks", y/n said, taking his feet off the desk.

"I don't need you to tell me what to do-"

"Look, can I be honest with you?". I just gave a groan in reply knowing where this was going. Just wish people would let me do what I'm good at. The results speak for themselves.

"Whenever I do leave you alone....you tend to perform WAR CRIMES instead. And seeing as we're in a police station", he says motioning around us. Lookin around I saw a bunch of cops filling out paperwork or bringing in perps.

"Not to mention, I'm kind of associated to you by default now", he said pointing at my spider symbol. You've got to be kidding me.

"So what? you trademark painting spider on their suits!?"

"Hay! All I'm saying is that you tend to get carried away. And with all the Blues around us..."

"Sometimes I hate you for being right". Grabbing my arm he pulled me in before whispering.

"Look. I'm not saying you shouldn't do your thing. But maybe you could let me reign you back a bit. Stopping you from...'

"Being too brutal?"

"I was going to say 'force the governments to make a law around you' but brutal sounds concise enough". Hearing that I wanted to punch him in the arm but Captain Stacy showed up.

"Crook's prepped up for you two"

"Thanks Captain. We'll take it from here". We were about to head over together but y/n told me to go ahead. I got a strange feeling from the way Captain Stacy was eyeing me. Hopefully he didn't put it together that I blew that building up a few days ago.

"You playing good cop. Bad cop?", George asked.

"Nah, George, Bad cop, Spider cop", y/n said before running after Jack.

Walking into the interrogation room our perp was handcuffed waiting for us. Looking at him I realized he was the one I knocked off the bike I used that day. Taking a spot where the see through glass is, I leaned against the wall watching him with my arms crossed. While waiting on y/n I just stood there watching him. I could tell I was making him nervous by him trying to avoid eye contact. Soon y/n walked in breaking the small silence.

"Well, this isn't really a good situation to be in now is it", y/n said taking a seat and putting his feet up. The thug was confused.

"Let me explain further. Right now I've got a pissed off version of yours truly standing behind me itching to get back to his dimension. Problem, you're currently in his way. Another fun fact is I'm the only one keeping him from tearing you apart", y/n said. Hearing some of that really annoyed me.

"Look, I don't know what you want. Really", he said, eyeing me. He's scared, good. Now let's use it.

"oh, there's strike one. never really done these official interrogations before but I'm going to do a three strike rule with you to give you a chance. you see what you have in front of you is your friendly neighborhood spider cop but behind me is mister bad cop. And I mean the pure definition of it"

"What happens after strike three?"

"it's his turn", y/n said pointing toward me. I gave a glare after that.

"Look I don't think you realize what'll happen if i talk!"

"Strike two, plus I'm pretty sure if you help us the police will take it easier on you. Not saying we can get you out of prison but a lesser stay maybe. who knows, you just may be able to apply for early release with good behavior". Not like I was enjoying watching this guy squirm. And I'm hoping he gets to strike three. I'll have him talking like a canary in less than five minutes.

"You're on strike two now. I would choose your next words carefully", y/n said in a sing-song voice. My god I can't wait to get out of this dimension. I stay any longer and I am going to kill him.

"He threatened my life, man! you don't understand he's not working alone!". Now we're getting somewhere.

"oh, he's got a partner now", y/n said, making him realize his slip up. This got him to sweat more than he already was. Just a little more pressure.

"I didn't say that!", he quickly said, trying to defend himself. Walking up I stood next to y/n making sure he knew I was standing there. Looking up at me for a moment I gave him a look to let him know it's my turn.

"well sorry to say little jimmy but looks like that's strike three. you're out", y/n said standing up.

After y/n stood up he walked to the side leaning against the wall watching. Taking his seat I leaned forward with my hands folded in front of me. Staring him down I could see the sweat on his face now. After a few moments of silence I suddenly flipped the table making him jump but I made sure to put enough strength into the throw to bend the table enough it was noticeable. The sudden move actually surprised y/n as well. Now standing I walked up staring him down as he looked like he was ready to have a heart attack.

"I'm sure you saw how easily I bent that table just by throwing it. Imagine what I could do to you if I don't hear where No Name is", I said, bending down getting into his face.

"i..I can't". Before he could think about his next excuse I grabbed him by his shirt and hoisted him into the air.

"I want a location now!!! Or else I start breaking bones until I get what I want!"

"Spook! what did I talk about!", y/n said trying to calm me down.

"Trust me, this is me holding back. If it was up to me I would be holding him over a roof high enough that if I did drop him. He only had broken knees to worry about. Now tell me!!"

"Please, please help me", he said pleading to y/n. Taking a few steps forward I pushed him against the wall still holding him up.

"oh no, you got your chance to cooperate with my friend but you're on strike three. You're mine now. So...Talk!!!". From the corner of my eye I could see that y/n was ready to jump in if I went overboard. Should have asked him to step out.

"Fine! He's in the sewers!". Dropping him to the ground me and y/n both looked at each other confused.

"What?", we both said.

"They're in the sewers! There's an abandoned storage depot the city used to use for supplies. They're building some kind of machine down there and the money we were stealing was meant to fund the last parts we needed"

"What kind of machine?", I asked, now having him speaking like a canary. Told you I could do it in less than five minutes.

"I don't know, I'm not some scientist but I kept hearing them say something about multiverse energy or something". The room became dead silent when me and y/n heard that. We both looked at each other with wide eyes.

"he isn't", I said looking at y/n hoping they weren't making what I think they were making.

"They're making a super-collider to get access into the multiverse. If they do that they could possibly tear a hole in reality itself destroying this city in the form of a black hole!". Kneeling down I got to the thugs level. Now we're on a time frame because I'm sure this collider isn't like the one in mile's dimension.

"Depots usually are marked with numbers to help catalog them along with marking them down for a map. You must have seen some number with a letter marked on the walls"

"It was D16 if I remember"

"You sure?"

"yeah, hard to miss those numbers with how big they were written", he said. Looking at y/n he had his phone out speaking to someone. After a few seconds he put his phone away before walking over.

"I know how to get there"

"Good, let's go to work"

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In my career as the spook I hope I never have to go through a sewer again. Smells like well shit down here. The whole time we've been walking I've had my hand cover my nose trying to work through the smell. While y/n was walking above me on the wall just ahead leading the way. You know I've noticed that people with spider powers love to stick to walls when they can. Don't get me wrong I love to do it too but only when I'm on patrol. Though one thing was bugging me.

"Tell me y/n, how did you find out how to get there so fast?"

"Oh right, you don't know about my life hack D.A.R.C. A nice little Ai that helps me in my crime fighting adventures. Looked up old blueprints of the sewers leading to the depot our perp told us"

"Won't lie, that's impressive and would be helpful if I had one. Also remind me to give these web shooters back to you before I head home. Ain't my style", I said looking at my wrists. Though I'll admit they're helpful I feel weird with them on and I rather not risk getting nauseous during a fight. So he can have them back.

"wow, really not a fan of them huh"

"no, they're just a health risk"

"Did you just make a joke? my god it's a miracle", y/n joked. I just rolled my eyes and kept walking. I hate to say I'm getting used to him.

"You know you're definitely the first spider man I've met that doesn't use quips in any way. strange but oddly a nice change of pace", y/n said taking a turn. That sounded like a compliment.

"yeah well like I said on that rooftop I embraced my darkness to do good. You walked a better path, not to say some days I wish I was strong enough to make that choice. Plus I'm not the joking kind of guy. Always been more of a promise maker"

"Promise maker?"

"yeah, I don't threaten y/n. I make promises", I said before stopping. This got y/n attention. For some reason I got a strange feeling. Is this no name I'm feeling?

"What's wrong?"

"We're getting close. Don't know how but I can feel No Name close by". y/n went silent for a second when I expected some kind of quip from what I've said. Even though I couldn't see his face I could tell he was thinking.

"Jack, I've had a theory about your powers, specifically your ability to absorb energy. You see mine are based around bio-electricity, so I can conduct my own electricity I'm free to use while you can only absorb external electricity and use that to boost your strength it seems. Though one thing has been bugging me when you mentioned how you got here. you said that when No Name was absorbing energy from you it opened a portal into the multiverse sucking you both in. Makes me believe that No Name is similar to you with your ability to absorb energy but has more versatility with it but he absorbed something more from you, multiverse energy". This made me stop again confused. Where was he going with this?

"What are you getting at?"

"You mentioned traveling to another dimension before and we had our own little conversation about it at the house one night. Though it still confuses me that you visited the same dimension I have and we never met, anyways back on topic. The multiverse energy you had didn't come from nowhere. Your body absorbed it when you traveled to and from that dimension. On top of that, this is the best part. I think you can open portals to travel through the multiverse!!!", y/n said getting excited.

Looking back at it he's not wrong. When No Name got me into that hold I felt part of myself being taken away by him. No Wonder, he was taking the multiverse energy from my body. It's been sitting in my body for so long that's why I would have felt like I was missing something this whole time. On top of that, being able to absorb energy makes me able to use it to boost my strength but that's the normal kind of electricity you find in power grids. That shows I can use a form of energy to benefit me but it looks like with multiverse energy I don't use it to boost my strength but open portals to different dimensions! wait, if I can open those. Could I visit her?

"Finally realizing it? I'll say I'm jealous. The only way I'm able to travel between dimensions is my self made hopper", y/n said, still sounding energetic. Honestly I would prefer him to be like this than the annoying ass I've dealt with most of this week.

At the same time I'll NEVER admit this to him but I did...enjoy his company. Look I'm no ones fucking rainbow or little shiny unicorn. If I had to describe myself I'm the darkest pit you could find on earth and it's been nice spending some time with my polar opposite. I've already mentioned he took the path I wish I could have taken and it's nice to see what I could have been. And it's also helped show me this is the road for me and I'm not turning back now. And don't you fuckers ever tell him I said this!! Got it!!

"ok let's put this to the side we're coming up on him", I said going into camouflage while y/n went invisible. Turning the corner we entered the depot to stop in our tracks. Or at least I think y/n stopped in his tracks. Hard to tell when someone's invisible.

In front of us the depot was completely torn down and set up for a collider. Strange enough though that wasn't why I froze. The reason I froze also kind of pieced together how No Name was able to get his hands on a collider so quickly. Apparently someone was already making one but didn't complete it yet until No Name gave a helping hand. The person who originally made it was giving me a bit of ptsd from the last time I faced one of their variants. A man could be seen held off the ground by two arms as another two placed a piece into the collider before turning around to show himself in all his glory.

"Oh shit", we both whispered.

"Fuck my life, not another one", I silently groaned.

"Agreed, I was secretly hoping my dimension didn't have one. Now I've sadly got one, damn it", y/n said not making a wise crack for once. Looks like we both agree on something. We fucking hate otto Octavius variants.

"Add that to our list of problems but where's no name?", I said looking around for him. I could still feel him nearby.

After Octavius moved to the side we saw No Name in some kind of capsule. What the hell are they doing? moving deeper into the room I tried to keep my distance to make sure they can't see me. Really Jealous of y/n who can turn invisible right now, wherever he is in here. As I got deeper into the room I saw that this collider was different from the one I saw in mile's dimension. Watching Octavius I noticed two of his arms that weren't helping him walk around were keeping an eye out. Really hope they don't have some kind of motion detection or even thermal. Never had any chance to see if my camouflage also made me invisible to thermal scanners.

"Hey, we have a problem here", y/n said, nearly startling me.

"What's wrong?"

"This collider isn't meant to open a gateway into the multiverse, Jack. It's meant to act as a giant battery to power something up. They're going to try and power up No Name enough to help him open his own portal. He isn't able to freely use the multiverse energy he got from you like you could, he must need enough energy to tap into it. So they made this collider to give No Name enough power to allow him to use it freely. We can't let them turn it on or No Name could tear a hole in reality!"

"We need to turn the collider off before they end up destroying your world. Then we need to get me close to No Name so I can get back what he took"

Splitting up we both walked around the collider in a quick pace while trying not to get spotted, in my case, by Octavius or No Name. Sparing a glance I saw No Name waiting patiently for the doctor to finish. For a quick moment everything around me changed to the collider in mile's dimension and No Name changed to kingpin. closing my eyes I shook my head before falling to a knee. Shit, am I having a ptsd induced panic attack?

Taking deep breaths I kept my eyes closed while also trying not to let my camouflage turn off. Deep breaths, deep breaths. you have to power through Jack. This isn't the time or place to be going through this. After a bit I felt my heart rate return before everything around me turned back to normal. It's not going to be like that Jack. You're stronger and in a better mind set. No one's dying this time. Keep that in mind Jack and keep that promise.

"Well, it seems we have an unwanted guest". Before I could react I suddenly had a claw clamp down around my neck knocking me out of camouflage. Son of a bitch I didn't miss getting man handled by these. Being lifted into the air I was held in front of Octavius with a smile.

"Since we were going against spider-men and this dimension's had the ability to turn invisible I thought thermal scanners built into my arms would help spot him. Guess they worked better on you then", he said with a smile. Guess I'm not immune to thermal sensors then. Good to know.

"I swear if you know what's good for you you'll let me down before I shove my foot up your ass, tear those arms off then proceed to beat you half to death with them!", I said trying to break his grip. Damn it, why do they have to make these so strong?

"No Name said you have a thing for threats, much different from the Spider-man here. Sadly you're a little too late to stop the machine. We're ready to start the experiment", he said, pulling out a small remote. Really? a remote? even I know that's pretty cliche.

Pressing the button the machine started to make a humming sound that was getting louder and louder. Shit, now we're on a time table. Also I don't know what a juiced up No Name is going to look like. It was pretty easy to tell the strength boost when he absorbed the multiverse energy from me the first time we met. Before I could figure my own way out y/n came flying in with a venom strike making him drop me.

"took your time", I said, picking myself up.

"Why didn't you just use my web shooters?"

"Honestly forgot I had them", I admitted, earning a chuckle from y/n. I just sent him a glare before we got ready to fight Octavius.

Standing to his full height he had one of his arms turn into a buzzsaw while the other turned into a spike. The whole time holding a menacing smile. If I ever run into a Otto Octavius in my dimension I'm keeping a close eye on them. With the remote in his hand he slipped it into his jacket as we could hear the machine getting louder.

"Guess the best way to shut the collide down is that remote", y/n said.

"It would seem so", I said while cracking my knuckles.

"Shall we?"

Not wasting a moment I ran straight at otto sliding under his buzzsaw arm barely scathing me. Kicking off the ground I launched myself at Octavius to be grabbed mid flight before being slammed into the ground. Seeing an opportunity to end me he went to use his spike arm but was stopped by a venom strike from y/n knocking him off balance and letting me go. Guess it's time I use these. Holding my wrists up I shot two webs before launching myself into Octavius's chest with a drop kick sending him flying through the air.

Landing on the ground I shot a web toward y/n and as he grabbed it I began to spin him around me. Building up enough momentum I sent him flying at Octavius with me running behind him. Like hell I'm using these to swing around. Not risking my stomach getting sick for that. y/n wasn't able to land his attack by Octavius slapping him to the side. Octavius was holding himself in the air again which gave me an idea.

Using the web shooters I'm borrowing I flung myself underneath Octavius. While sliding underneath him I shot web to each of his legs he was using to hold himself up. Quickly stopping in a kneeling position I pulled hard on the webs making him fall to the ground again. Jumping through the air I shot multiple webs at the arms, pinning them to the ground and making sure he couldn't tear through the webbing. With two of his four arms now pinned he tried to use his remaining two to stab me with their spike forms.

I stared down his arms, not showing any intention of moving. He had a smile on his face thinking I gave up. But right before they touched me they were sent straight to the ground being pinned by webs. y/n then landed next to me as we both shared a look.

"That...was too easy", I said.

"right!? thinking he hasn't had a lot of time to really practice with those arms combat wise. Probably used them mainly to help build this place. It's impressive seeing how much he's done here. Shame he's just another crazy scientist", y/n said as we walked over to Octavius as he struggled.

"No no no no NO!!!! I will not be humiliated again! Everyone will see my superior intellect! I, Doctor Otto Octavius will be..". Before he could finish I punched him in the jaw shutting him up. Was not in the mood for a crazy scientist monologue.

"Ah, I was really wanting to hear what he was going to say", y/n said fake disappointment. Ignoring his comment I went through his jacket finding the remote. Looking it over I tried to figure out what button to press but the small light on the remote turned red before a beeping started. He booby trapped it!?! I quickly threw it into the air as a small explosion came from the remote.

"Fuck! asshole booby trapped it! there's no way to turn it off now!"

Just as I finished saying that the humming in the room reached its peaks before energy started fluctuating around the room. me and y/n both seeing this instantly took cover behind metal columns as a giant flash went through the whole room. I clutched my eyes shut to make sure I wasn't blinded by the light. Once the light died down I looked behind my column to see smoke around the room.

"So I guess he blew himself up?". I would like to believe the same but I could still feel no name in the room. But he felt different now. More powerful.

"Stay on your guard, we're not done yet", I warned, taking a fighting stance. Through the smoke I could see the silhouette of a figure. Hate when I'm right.

"Nice of you to join me gentleman. It's always nice to have witnesses for occasions such as this, especially when it's the birth of a new god. God's are usually known to be merciful so allow me to show you my mercy. Kneel before me and i will spare your lives''

"I don't kneel to anyone asshole. I'm definitely not kneeling to someone on a power trip making the assumption they reached godhood. If anyone should kneel it's you, begging me not to make you eat food through a straw. Which isn't going to be pretty", I threatened glaring at No Name through the smoke.

"yeah I'm pretty sure my therapist could bring up all the ways having a god complex could be a hazard to your health. Could give you her number to schedule an appointment?", y/n quipped. Soon No Name walked out of the smoke in his new form making me and y/n's eyes go wide.

"Shame, guess I'll just kill you both then"

Seems like he's super charged now and tapping into more than just the multiverse energy he stole from me. Me and y/n shared a look before rushing toward No Name. Forming a ball of energy in his hand he slammed it into the ground causing a shockwave. The shockwave sent me and y/n flying through the air landing on our backs knocking the wind out of us. Groaning in pain I turned onto my side using my arm to lift me up slightly.

"This just got a whole lot harder"

"I don't remember pre workout doing that for anyone", y/n said sitting himself up. Standing up i reached my hand out which he took before pulling him up. Both looking toward no name he walked toward us slowly with an energy ball in each hand.

"Got any ideas?", y/n asked.

"Get me an opening and I'll absorb his energy. Hopefully it should drain him enough that he's too weak to keep fighting or loses enough power that we're able to finish him off. So right now just keep him busy until we find an opening"

"Time to get busy?"

"Time to make him realize who he's fucking with", I said as we walked toward No Name. 

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letting y/n get ahead of me i followed after him. Seeing us running toward him, No Name started sending charged energy attacks at us that exploded on impact. Seeing one coming at me I jumped over it before leaning back to dodge another. y/n was able to get close enough to land a solid flying kick across his face. He tried to follow up with another but No Name grabbed his leg with one hand throwing him to the side. During this I took his lack of attention to try and get close.

Running behind him after he threw y/n to the side I tried to get No Name into a choke hold but had a crate suddenly fly into me. Sliding across the ground I rolled back to my feet. Around No Name he had items floating in the air surrounded with visible multiverse energy. Damn, looks like his power up unlocked more powers. Now we need to get close while he has objects he can throw at us at a moment's notice or use as shields. Why can't things be easy?

Seeing y/n at the other side getting up after No Name threw him I could tell he was having the same thought as me. Giving him a nod I fired a web at No Name in hopes of hitting his face but he quickly moved something to stop it, but I wasn't planning to hit him. With that small distraction y/n went invisible to use that to get close. Hopefully he didn't unlock some kind of sensory ability. In the meantime he started throwing some of the items my way. Thankfully with some help from my spider sense I was able to dodge them without trouble. Quickly spinning behind a column a crate crashed behind me. Hearing a yell I looked to my left to see y/n slide across the ground next to me. Peaking around I saw No Name lifting up a forklift throwing it toward y/n.

running out of cover to him I picked him up jumping to the side behind another column with the forklift flying past us. He quickly stood up catching his breath while I did the same. Looking around our respective corners we saw No Name slowly approaching throwing more items causing us to duck. I really didn't want to use this but I guess I'm going to have to.

"how much time do you think you can give me?", I asked y/n. Looking around the corner he quickly pulled his head back as a piece of rebar flew by.

"As much as you need". He quickly ran around our cover heading straight for No Name. Waiting a few seconds I did the same but held my ground.

Closing my eyes I took a deep breath before opening them again. Soon the world around me began to slow down. My eyes were quickly analyzing the room I was in every detail. Every detail from what color the walls were, what shoes No Name was wearing, the tensing of y/n muscles, the small drops of water I can hear from a leaking pipe, or the rat far above us watching. My mind quickly took all this information in as I watched y/n flip through the air dodging No Name's attacks. I'm going to get a massive headache after this.

One thing that every spider person has is the infamous spider-sense. This spider sense allows them to sense incoming danger in any way allowing them to react at a moment's notice. Even when they don't see the attack coming or what it'll be they get a tingling sense. It can also show what is hidden but Jack, Jack has a special way of using his. Concentrating his mind taking in all the information he can see in an environment his spider sense goes into overdrive predicting not just possible dangers that could happen but possible movements of his opponents. Give him a small form of precognition for a limited time. His body begins to purely run on instinct alone. Though the drawback after a massive headache due to his brain overheating. This ability he gave a simple name, overdrive.

"Anytime now Spook! mister bartender is waiting for our order!", y/n said flipping over no name as he threw a punch. As soon as he landed No Name blasted him in the chest. Before he hit the ground Jack caught him before gently placing him down on his feet.

"About time you showed up, I was worried you left me for dead. Get the time you need? Spook? Jack?", y/n said, waving his hand in front of Jack. Jack didn't respond though, seeming to be in some kind of hypnotic state.

Before y/n could ask if he was ok Jack lightly pushed him just as a metal spike flew between Jack and y/n. Soon Jack was walking toward No Name not speaking a single word with his gaze purely fixated on No Name. No Name started to throw objects at Jack but he dodged them all by slight movements with little effort. No Name became enraged before sending a wave of objects knowing he wouldn't be able to react fast enough to dodge all of them. But he was wrong.

To Jack everything was moving slower. Seeing each object coming at him he was able to predict their paths which he used to plan his own to get to no name. Jumping into the air he pushed off a crate before corkscrew flipping over multiple metal rebar going into a giant metal concrete pipe. Once he got to the end of the pipe he grabbed the edge flipping himself up before pushing off. Just ahead of him was a wave of glass but just before a metal plate was flying past him. Shooting a web he pulled the plate toward him placing it in front of him while rolling himself in a ball. The plate acted as a shield for the glass. Landing back on the ground Jack used the plate as a makeshift skateboard before performing a kick flip to kick the plate at No Name. No Name simply smacked it to the side before it could reach him. The whole time y/n just looked at Jack stunned.

"You have been a thorn in my side long enough spook! now you die!", No Name said. Forming energy around his hands he used his powers to tear a giant chunk of concrete from the floor. Holding it above him he threw it straight at Jack. Jack in response took a stance with his hands in front of him intent to catch it. No Name just laughed maniacally seeing his actions as futile.

As the giant boulder got closer it reached Jack's hands making him slide back against its weight but never budging from his stance. Soon he stopped now holding the boulder above him to everyone's astonishment but Jack wasn't done. Taking one step forward he threw the boulder at No Name shocking him. Seeing no time to use his powers to move it he decides to send an energy slash cutting the boulder in two. But with the gap between the boulders, No Name didn't see Jack confusing him. Getting a feeling he looked to his left at one of the pieces flying past him before his eyes went wide to see Jack sticking to the back. After he threw it he used his web shooters to pull himself to one side of the boulder predicting No Name wouldn't be able to catch it like he did instead opting to cut it in half.

No Name began to raise his arm to fire a blast but Jack was already flying straight at him. Punching him across the face Jack slid across the ground behind No Name while he was dazed jumping up putting him into a choke hold. No Name tried to break his grip but he started to feel weaker. Looking at his hand he saw the energy from it moving toward Jack.

"Sorry but the bars closing, they no longer need your services Jackass", I said draining No Name of his energy. He struggled fighting to try and break my grip but I only got stronger the more I sapped from him.

"NO! I...was....so...close", No Name said, getting weaker. To a point that he didn't have the strength to stand falling to his knees as he reverted to his normal form. Letting go of my hold he fell onto the ground hunched over barely staying conscious. Watching him hunched over y/n walked over.

"That was insane to watch, you've got to tell me how you do that"

"nope, trade secret"

"Damn, but you have to tell me. How'd it feel doing a quip?", y/n said eager for my answer. God I should have seen this coming.

"Never happening again", I said walking up to No Name. Using my web shooters I wrapped him up before taking them off and throwing them to y/n. He caught them deep in thought.

"You sure you don't want to keep these? you seemed to use them pretty well", y/n offered to hold them out to me. I nicely pushed them away.

"Sorry but no, other than the fact I get nauseous to the point of puking when I swing with them they just don't fit my style. Plus I've done well without them and it may sound strange but I don't deserve them", I tried to explain. y/n just chuckled, confusing me.

"The one thing I've learned about being Spider-man is that it's not a title or definition. Spider-man is whatever you want it to be or choose it to be", y/n said trying to get me to reconsider.

"Huh, I think that's the first time you've said something without making a joke of it"

"Call me Spider-monk"

"There it is", I said disappointed. He just laughed before reaching into a pocket on his suit. Pulling out a phone he tossed it to me. Catching it I realized it was my phone but he did something to it.

"Made a little AI buddy to help you out. He'll be able to hack any device in your world as he is connected with your world's internet. Just don't go hacking the white house, CIA, or any agency that could put you on a watch list. Especially S.H.I.E.L.D. if they exist in your dimension. Should activate once ", y/n explained. Looking at my phone I thought about all the opportunities this could give me. Some ideas surrounding a certain watchdog from a video game I liked.

"Thanks y/n, should help out a lot", I said, putting it away. Holding my hand out he gave me a quick surprised look before taking it, giving me a handshake. Looking down at No Name I didn't feel the connection I had before and felt whole again.

"Any ideas on how I can activate my dimension hopping power?", I said not sure how to open a portal home. y/n went into deep thought before scratching the back of his head.

"Close your eyes, think about home and knock your feet together three times?". did he really just make a fucking wizard of oz reference? Why'd I even ask? Though, maybe one part of that wasn't a bad idea.

Closing my eyes I thought about home. Thought about everything I've done as the spook since getting back from mile's dimension and before that. Holding my hand up I focused on those memories. Then I focused on wanting to go back because I still had things I needed to do and people to protect. Opening my eyes I saw sparks form in front of me before a portal similar to the one that got me here formed. Picking up no name putting him over my shoulders I walked up to it before stopping to say my final goodbyes.

"Thanks y/n, for getting me home and for the gift. I'll put it to good use Spider-Man"

"You're always welcome here Spook, who knows. We may just see each other again", y/n said, giving his own goodbye. Giving him a wave goodbye I walked through the portal whispering one last thing to myself.

"Hopefully not anytime soon"

The end of the crossover has come! Special thanks to Weablord allowing me to put this together along with his help to stay true to his character and world. We both hope you enjoyed this crossover through it's entirety. For those who haven't read "Road to Spider-Man" I highly encourage you go over to Weablord's page to give them a read. They were a major inspiration for the creation of this story. Until then, See you next chapter!! 

                                                                                  y/n will return