Most people who wake up on a Saturday feel nice and lazy but for me. I woke up to a freezing rooftop! I swear to god I was just sleeping in my nice warm bed! On top of that I swear it was just the beginning of fall not winter! There's even some snow piles on the rooftop I'm on! Getting up I instantly started rubbing my arms because of the cold. Even my feet were freezing. What the hell is going on?

Walking to the edge I looked around to see I was in downtown New York city. Though what was strange was that it didn't look like New York. The billboards had different brands I never heard of or brands that looked like ones I knew with similar names. Jeez, I need to find some clothes. Thankfully I fell asleep with my clothes from the day before on so I have some warmth at least. Looking around I tried to find a clothes store so I could steal some warmer ones. Thankfully I still have my hoodie on so I can use my hood to hide my face.

Also I'm sure they'll have a changing room so I can change. Speaking of which, looking down at the streets I saw one. Jumping down into a nearby alley I walked out heading to the clothes store. Once in I grabbed a plain black shirt with some denim jeans and a pair of "snikes"? Even grabbed myself a new hoodie with a Jacket to put on over it. The whole time though I kept my hood up while also trying to not to look too suspicious. The place had a couple of security guards and the last thing I need is a foot chase. What was strange though is I saw some merchandise for someone called "spider-man". Never heard of him and stupid name.

After grabbing my new outfit I headed for the fitting rooms. I just realized I don't know what to do with my old clothes. If I leave it they'll be able to find my prints on it leading to them finding my identity. Guess I could try to find somewhere to dump them once I leave. This whole thing is turning into a disaster. Leaving the changing rooms I had my old clothes nicely folded under my arms while also keeping my hood up. I also made sure to tear the tags off too so no alarms go off or for someone to see.

Once I stepped out the store though I started blending into the crowds just in case I was noticed. Walking a good five blocks I ducked into an alley throwing my clothes into a trash bin. Now I need to figure out where I should go. Maybe aunt may could help? Pulling out my phone I opened my GPS to see where I was because nothing looked familiar but all I got was an arrow in a blank space. None of this is making sense. Guess I'll have to do this the old fashioned way. Now where's a newspaper stand?

Finding one isn't hard when you're living in New York City. Looking at the stand I saw there was a map, perfect. Snatching it without the owner noticing I opened it to try and find where Aunt May would be but I didn't recognize a single street name. Fuck! I crunched up the map, throwing it to the side. I continued down the sidewalk trying to not let my anger get to me to the point of punching a passerby, though it does sound like a good idea. Suddenly everyone stopped walking before turning around which of course I did the same to see the strangest thing.

"Who the hell is this guy?". He swung through the city before jumping onto the side of a skyscraper walking on it like a....spider. Is this guy stealing my thing? I can't believe this! Honestly I've needed some stress relief since this morning and I guess this is a good way to get some relief by beating his ass.

Running on the sidewalk I jumped high into the air landing on the side of one of the skyscrapers. Sticking to the surface I followed what looked like this "spider-man". No one is stealing my thing and if I'm lucky this guy is most likely a bad guy. If he's got powers like mine I'm sure he's using them for crime. Should get a good workout. He swung around a skyscraper making me lose sight. Damn it, those webs are making it hard to follow him.

Jumping around the corner to a rooftop I stopped to see he was gone. I really hate that he was able to use webs. Standing on top of a water tower I tried to see any signs of him. What was up with that costume? The guy looked like a wannabe superhero with spandex and all. I would bet good money he was wearing spandex.

"Asshole stealing my thing"

"What thing?". On instinct I threw a punch at the voice but my fist was caught by the man I was looking for, perfect. Feeling a grin on my face I performed a back flip trying to kick him but he dodged it with his own. He's even got my reflexes! This is bullshit!

"Whoa! no need for vi...."

I didn't let him finish as I came at him with a flying side kick. But I flew over him as he bent back at a perfect 90 degree angle dodging my kick. This is starting to get annoying. Taking a moment I tried to get a feel for what I was dealing with but suddenly I held my head in pain. He did as well and when I looked at him I sensed he had a spider sense as well!

"You can move like me, you can stick to surfaces like me, and you have a spider sense? Don't know who the hell you are but last time I checked I was the only spider powered being in New York''. Running at him I threw a roundhouse kick which he blocked but I followed up with a few punches he also dodged or blocked. This one sided fight was starting to agitate me since he wasn't fighting back! Throwing a punch he caught it like before but I tried to hit him with my free hand ending up in the same scenario. Now we were in a battle of attrition trying to overpower the other.

"This has got to be...the most boring fight ever", I said, trying to over power him.

"Boring? you think I want to get attacked randomly? it's not a nice way to live", he said while making a joke. Oh he's a wise guy, wonderful! Pulling him forward I headbutted him landing the first blow.

"How's that feel wise guy?", I said with a smile. He held his nose before getting back into his fighting stance.

"Nice headbutt but sadly for you I need to end this because I have questions", he said before firing webs from his wrists wrapping me up. Giving him a bored look I used my strength to break them easily.

"That's the best you got?". Suddenly he fired more webs wrapping me up but this time I was covered with multiple layers which stopped me from breaking them. As much as I struggled I wasn't able to break free this time. He soon stood up straight with his arms crossed and I could tell he was smiling.

"Get your laughs in ass! Doesn't change the fact you're a fake!", I said, continuing to try and break free with no possibility of success. It got to a point I slipped and fell on my back.

"As entertaining as that was, even though I've seen it happen multiple times, I need some things cleared up"

"Fuck you!"

"Whoa! pump on the hate breaks man I just want a friendly chat", he said but I just gave him a glare. He let out an exasperated sigh while looking down at the ground.

"Let's try starting from the beginning then. I'm your friendly neighbor spider-man, you?". I just looked at him with a "really?" look.

"What's up with the cheesy catchphrase?"

"Cheesy? It actually took me awhile to come up with that"

"Yes, and can you cut the bullshit!"

"Your not easy to talk to"

"You can't see it but I'm flipping you off right now". This led to another sigh but of exasperation.

"ok this isn't working. let's just cut to the chase then, how do you have spider powers? I thought I was the only one", he said confused. That last bit confused me as well.

"Radioactive spider bite. Bet you got yours from powers are us". He let out a chuckle before responding.

"Nice come back but no same way". Now I'm really confused, that's impossible. There were no other spiders made the same way as the one that bit me.

The spider that bit me was being tested on to see if there was some way to use spider DNA to cure certain illnesses. So doctors tried using waves of radiation to see how the spider reacted and how its DNA would change with it in hopes that the changes in the DNA could help with new medicines. My god that made me sound like a nerd. Can't believe I even remember that.

"Impossible, the only spider able to do that bit me!", I said, calling bullshit. He looked at me for a moment before closing his eyes deep in thought. Do the eyes for his mask really move with his eyes underneath? strange design idea.

"I think I might have an idea of what's going on here", he suddenly said.

"And what would that be, oh mighty one?", I said sarcastically. He just gave me a bored look before continuing.

"Your from another universe"