Jj:Spider man is a menace!!

*rolls eyes* Yeah...whatever you say Jj....can i get payed now?

Jj:*gives him a stack of money* Keep getting those pictures of the menace and you'll keep getting payed

*nods and walks off**mumbles* i am not a menace....

*walks out of the daily bugel and into an alleyway. Changes into suit and swings away*

*stops a few crimes and smiles* Finally that should help clear my mind*spider sense goes off and dodges a rock* Hey!*sees a few people glaring at him*

Crowd:Menace!!

Man: How the hell are you an Avenger!?!

Woman:Go die in a ditch!!

Man:Spiders are evil!!

*scuffs and swings away* Always that small amount of people that believe the media*lands on a building in times squared and looks up at the jumbotron to see daily bugel images*

*scuffs* I am not a menace!!*sighs and webswings home* people don't understand that i'm just trying to some good.

-Parker Romanoff Signing off