Listening to: Losing Your Memory by Ryan Star

I ship them so hard *Teary eyes*

They have to hide their relationship

Because if the Janitorial Mafia found out, they'd kill Jamaican and make Sassy watch...

It's forbidden :(

Jamaican smokes, but Sassy only does high-class, expensive cigars in private. She's much too classy for that.

Jamaican usually wears a green hat in an attempt to hide his dreads, but Sassy loves them and loves him. And he loves her.

StarClan. 'Jassy' feels.

Sassy is too classy so Jassy and the movie about Sassy would be called 'Flawless.'