Me, on a date: So, what do you think of a Black Widow movie?

Them: I don't really think that she needs her own movie-

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I'm sorry I have to leave right now immediately

Me, on a date: What's your opinion about Loki?

Them: I didn't like him, he was a weak whiny pretentious-

Me, shoving breadsticks in my purse: Stand back, you mewling quim