There's three things Alastor would never do. Never eat a baby, Never Not record someone screaming for their lives, and Never have romantic entanglements with anyone in hell. The hazbins of this realm are to dirty, to wretched for Alastor's liking. If hell was so terrible why would sex be the only good part about it ? And even if he so chooses to find someone to....Canoodle with he's sure anyone here would still be riddled with diseases. "ALASTOR!!!" Ahhh~ the sound of the utmost joyful princess Charlie, her smile proper and heart big and wide. Alastor stopping roaming throughout the hallway turning to her and slightly hunching over meeting face to face with the bubbly demon. "What may I have the pleasure of speaking to you about today my dear?" His inflections were riddled with enthusiasm as the blonde girl catches her breath she begins.

"Weeellllll I was wondering since you have such a huge....influence. If you could Pretty pretty please talk about the hotel next time your on the radio kinda of like an Add or A commercial!!!" As she spoke she began flailing her hands about, her eyes beaming rays of overly excited joy. How could Al possibly refuse "We'll my dear, I'd be delighted to! It's the least I can do for someone who's so well  dressed!" Al explains, reaching out and squeezing those fat rosy cheeks Charlie had~ "Awoooossuuumme."  Charlie's voice was distorted by the cheek pulling Al had been doing. He let go tapping her head softly before strutting off, OF COURSE HE'D GO THROUGH WITH IT! More people equals more sorry souls to laugh at as they try to seek redemption. Ha! Even now the concept seems oh so ridiculous, No way is anyone going to buy that, but Alastor knew that a couple of unlikely gems were bound to waltz's in begging god for mercy once more.

The day was moving slow And Angel hated not having anyone to talk to; Husk will only entertain him if he's really REALLY drunk, Niffty still can't rap her stupid brain around the fact Angle's a cross dresser, Vaggies' a bitch, and there no way in hell he's gonna open up to that blonde broad Charlie about his 'Feeeelllings'. Cherri's probably out doing something cool and exciting....He wishes he was with her right about now , but after the last little  stunt he pulled he promised he'd behave. It's the only way to keep him from getting shipped off to the streets. FUCK this shit sucks. Angle made his way to the common area and right at the front desk was the bar, the only place in this hell hole that truly felt like heaven. Husk was there dead drunk on the table with a bottle in hand, so Angle decided to have a little fun~ "Hey there handsome what's a sexy bitch like myself gotta do to get with you~" Angle Dust cooed putting all his fluff on the table. " Give me 12 more beers and maybe you can *hic* get a smooch.....but until *hic* then FUCK OutTA mY FaCe!"  Husk spoke lazily his head wobbling side to side as he weakly threw a bottle at Angle "HEY WHATCH WHERE YO-" and just like that an idea sprung up in Angle's weirdly constructed head. "Hey snookems , where you keep all your empty bottles~" Angle asked, and husk manages to lift up an arm and point it in the direction of an over flowing trash bin "Perfect!"

Alastor was reading a- *SMASH* Alastor was trying to rea- *SMASH* ALASTOR WAS TRYING TO- *SMASH* Al was f*****ing pissed off! All he wanted to do was enjoy a book about a mother who had small pox so she chopped off all her children's heads to drink their blood for eternal youth. Was that to much to ask for!? Alastor quickly teleported to the hallway and began walking towards the irritating noise. His ears would twitch and he'd follow the direction the smashing was heading in, but once he heard the giggling of a certain spider....His eyes glowed red as the scenery of the hallway glitched inside what appeared to be Angle's room. It was actually quite....Cute, well beside the reeking stench of cigarettes, Alcohol, and Seamen....Ugh...The room was pink and very festive with neon lights, his own vanity mirror, and  balcony. The room was almost as stylish as Alastor's room. *SMASH!* Al turnt his attention to the balcony where Angle was throwing glass bottles out of a trash bin onto the floor....The demon in red shook his head in disbelief rolling his eyes as he slowly crept behind.

Angle was having a fucking blast with the petty party he was throwing himself, he was throwing bottles at everything! People, windows, birds, you name it! Laughing as he watched the bottles cause destruction amongst the bustling street and if he missed hey! He had tons of bottles to spare! As Angle was lifting up his arm to throw another bottle he felt a hand harshly grabbing his arm squeezing it and forcing him to drop the bottle "Ughh~" Angle softly moaned as a figure thrusted it's weight on top of his own pressing his body onto the railing of the balcony his other hands holding on to the bars to prevent him from falling. He tried to look behind him but he just couldn't see, however he did feel the warm air from someone breathing brush past his cheeks "And why exactly are you throwing bottles off the balcony~" Alastor hummed, his voice sending chills down the other demon's back "Come on Al I was just having fun! But~ if you wanna play a different game I suggest a little In- And- Out~" At first Angle's words sounded as if he was in a panic, but if it isn't like him to make every situation seductive. Angle Dust began wiggling his cute ass against Alastor's Pelvis area. The Radio Demon quickly back away putting both hands behind his back...he's afraid he might not be able to control them for much longer~

"I hardly see how this immature act of indecency is fun." Al cocked his head to the side, his smile becoming more of a smirk as he belittled the lesser demon " I call this game 'The licking game' who ever causes the most damage wins! Look you plaaayyy liiiikkke THIS!" Angle picks up a bottle and throws it hitting a man with an odd amount of eyes, causing the shards to brake in his face puncturing every eye, blood begins gushing everywhere as the man runs around screaming in agony. Angle begins to laugh hysterically holding onto his side, Al fights his laughter however a small chuckle still manages to escape. "See?! Now it your turn here!" Angle grabs another bottle and passes it over to the Radio Demon. Alastor takes it and looks as to where exactly he should throw it, he notices a car speeding through about 3 blocks away. His smile grows, as his eyes glow the bottle suddenly levitates, he telepathically shoots the bottle at full speed crashing through the driver's window shield knocking him out, causing the car to spiral streaking up the road and crashing into a near by building. Angles eyes widen "well that was excessive. You only hurt like one guy-!" Angle was cut off by the car exploding and the shards slicing the necks of like 5 other people and to add insult to injury all the glass was on fire spreading throughout their entire body ............wow............

"I believe I win?"Al says with a cocky grin showing from ear to ear "Well no fair you used magic!" Angle wined playfully "You never specified how to play, you just said cause the most damage." Al spoke leaning in to Angle's face and booping that weird arc where his noes is suppose to be. "No fair I want a rematch!" Angle dust complained, picking up another bottle and aiming for his next victim. "No, no, no I think it's best we put an end to this game we wouldn't want to jeopardize how people view the hotel."  Al says placing a hand on top of Angle's throwing arm. Angle smiles devilishly "Oh really~ then make me~"  Angle teased. Alastor shakes his head in disappointment, and he thought Angle was smarter then this.

Al snaps his finger and the bottle is out of Angles hand and in his own "No fair give it back!" Angle Dust practically throws himself onto Alastor causing them to fall down onto the floor with Angle pinning Al to the ground.....Once Angle relises what the fuck he was doing and who the fuck he was messing with, his face flushed into a bright pink. Alastor began to grow very annoyed, his whole body glowed a dark ominous red as he and Angle were magically standing upright with Alastor pinning Angle dust to the wall.  He was going to strangle him till he was near unconscious. But then he realized how close they were how big and alluring Angle's eyes had been, the height difference and how his face was directly in Angle's fluffy chest, what an oddly satisfying face of submission Angle had been making. Alastor felt his face growing hot almost as if he was.......blushing???? The Smiling man let go allowing Angle to sit down onto his bed, fat nuggets squirmed from under the bed jumping onto it  and into Angle's lap "So um that was fun..." Angle spoke awkwardly anything to get rid of the silence. "Angle" Al spoke calmy and for some reason Angles heart throttled, like he wanted to know what he was going to say... "Yes?!" Angle answers eager to know what Alastor might say to him.

The room felt as though it was spinning, Angle frantically looked around as everything faded away in to red static and cryptic writing. Alastor's neck could be heard cracking as his head began to spin backwards in order to face The demon sitting on the bed "Tell no one of this...."  Angle nodded in agreement gulping his saliva audibly. All that power~..... It was kinda hot~ Al put the room back to normal closed his eyes and hummed a tune in a sing-songy way. Once Alastor left the other demon's  room his hums became words as he strolled the hallway the echoing sound could be made out to be......

"So is this love? hmm~ hmm~ hmm~ So is this love hmm~ Hmm~ Hmm~ well only time~ may~ Tell~"

To be continued......