Aloha you beautiful people you!!! So how was your week of stress and discomfort?? And tests

LAST EPISODE ON TO THE ABANDONED SACRED BEASTS WE SEE OUR MAIN CHARACTER HANK.... ok that was an oopsie JUST IGNORE THE ANIME I SAID

TAKE 2 FUCKER

last time on the snowwhite hero: absolute zero!!!! We see yah boi izuku in the auditorium waiting for the host for the exam(what do you call them? (TwT))and he was unlucky it was the guy who got noise complaints for making memes and he blackmailed the poor present mic to quiet down then a catterpillar looking person felt like he was gonna get a favorite
Student this year he mumbled to himself that he might get a favorite student this year(*cough* plot *cough*) and nezu heard this too yah boi izuku then finishes the test (the iida fiasco didnt happen because he blackmailed present mic to tell them about the 0-pointer first) he then saw floating clothes in a nervous looking position he went to calm the floating clothes down before the rip off karatechopping sonic came and told him that she is focusing WHICH SHE ISNT then he told him that she lookin nervous and yah boi will calm her down so he understood and fucked with his own business then yah boi calmed down the floating pieces of clothing (WHICH WAS APPARENTLY THE INVISIBLE MANS DAUGHTER DUN DUN DUN!!!) Then the gates opened where we see a karate chopping sonic rushed in with yah boi and the daughter of the invisible man!![kalamari:ok bye then](sheeeesh)yah boi begins to turn the robots into ice scultures which gave him 420 points when he got said points he activated say it with me dudes... CATTERPILLAR MODE which got your friendly neighborhood catterpillar:ERASERHEAD to notice and ask the ratgod for his files which he did and found out it was YAH BOI IZUKU giving attention to our unfriendly neighborhood neglectful parents:LE YAGIS

Where we left off

"Wait hes here?!"yah bois neglectful parents said

"It seems your run away son is here allmight and telekenezu(sorry had to do it 😂)

"Where is he principal nezu?!"the parents said

"Stop shouting please and just try to find a shiny aizawa in the patch of grass"nezu says(yall know what im refering to right?) and then the two searched for a shiny aizawa and only found a regular aizawa instead

"Aizawa aizawa..."the wild aizawa says

"Wait sorry a mis calculation it was on top of a building"the albino rattatta says

They then went to check the monitors to see one on top of a building

"Shiny aizawa shiny aizawa"the shiny aizawa says

"Crap i forgot my heroballs-"all might says the mon then grabs him crotch then pulls 2 'heroballs' and goes out to catch a shiny aizawa

"Oooooh thats gonna hurt!!!"vladdy boi says looking at a meathead holding his crotch in pain and some blood leaking out

"YAH THINK?!"the meathead with nomire children says holding his schlong since there were no balls

"Welp the heroballs didnt work but i caught him with this special todorokiball!!!"the hero then steps aside to reveal a frosen izuku with a girl with pokeball hair holding hims(yes it was his rapist)

"Gimme back my balls!!!"the ballsless meathead said

"Oopsies"the magnet says

"Atleast we got izu back"says the todoroki balls with long hair

"Yeah atleast we got him"the todorokiball with short hair said

While this was going on izuku has tears in his eyes and he was laughing seeing the meathead with bloody pants indicating he has nomore balls or the balls were crushed he then got out of the ice to see clearly that inko has allmight balls which made him laughing with tears in his eyes he then got up trying not to laugh and says

"Hey old man yah got some balls telling my rapist and his brother to capture me!!"after hearing this the whole room laughed except the todorokiballs and the meathead

"Why are yall laughing??"the one with long hair asks

"Pfff- ALLMIGHT'S BALLS GOT TORN OUT BY TELEKENEZU TRYING TO CAPTURE A SHINY AIZAWA"nezu says laughing

After some time

"Hey kid where did you  get your quirk??"the regular aizawa says

"I had it all this time but the doc said i had to hide it since he said villains would come after me if hey heard what quirk i had"yah boi says

"Oh ok then"the aizawa says before asking another question

"Last question where did you get that sleeping bag and is there a yellow one?"the aizawa asks in a tunning position

"Its at this one place at the forest i trained at and it costs atleast 3000000 yen which should be more expensive since it makes you sleep instantly.and yes theres a yellow version"when izuku finishes aizawa runs leaving the whole room in dust and smoke and a fire trail that makes the flames of endeavor a tiny match

"Well there he goes"the ratgod says

"Well nezu i found a place that sells tea that you will torture and kill for"when izuku says this nezu instantly goes into running position

"Where how much and how many are there left?"nezu asks

"Its in china but the tea is so good the trip is worth it and the price is about 40000 yen i think and it should be 30000 yen right now because of  a sale and theres always 400 packs in the whole city its sold in"when izuku says this nezu just looks like he teleported and then a sonic boom can be heard it breaks every window in ua and then blackflames come out and the room explodes making everyone get blasted into outside

To be continued

Next time on ive been slaying slimes for 300 years- srsly... im gonna put a reminder or is it because yall are voting and each vote gives me amnesia? Eh

Next time on THE SNOWWHITE HERO:ABSOLUTE ZERO

"Hey midnight theres this clothing store that has whips that can set them selves on fire"(idk what midnight wants so...)when izuku says this midnight gets into running position and asks

"where when how much?"midnight asks

THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!