Last time on assassination classroo- oh wait it isnt that sorry sorry

TAKE 2

last time on the snowwhite hero: absolute zero!! We see our cauliflower blackmailing a bitch pomeranian and the downgrade of elsa by putting aphrosidiac in their coffee and saying he nutted in the coffee with apparently the 2 drank instantly after hearing that(how can you drink hot coffee and tea instantly btw?i know aizawa can but thats not the point)then after revealing he put aphrosidiac and not his sperm cells which he planned out and placed cameras in the girls bathroom stalls for blackmails btw the 2 were already there when they were done they were still uhhh how do i say this? In heat and then the brothers said to make him unconcious and... y'know 'frick' him being the people who have a crush on our boi izuku they actually did that and then the next day they woke up talked only a little after that they went to their respected homes and their families were waiting then they got home talked and here we are to the story

"Im sorry did you just say he was unconcious?"mitsuki says curious why yah boi izuku was was unconcious while 'fricking' the girl

"It was more like we knocked him out then took him to a public toilet "katsumi says embarassed and worried her parents would scold her

"WHAT THE HELL?!HOW IN YOUR RIGHT MIND MADE YOU THINK BONKING HIM AND THEN DRYING HIS BALLS OUT WAS A GOOD THING?!"mitsuki says scolding her child cuz of commiting reverse rape(ngl id just let them reverse rape me unless those people have HIV)

"Well he blackmailed us so id think its fair AND THE FACT HE PUT APHROSIDIAC IN OUR DRINKS AT THE CAFE THIS AFTERNOON"lava girl says and yells the part after the and part

"Pfff- i forgot about to tell the old hag about that sis"the pomeranian says while trying not to laugh while remembering that part

"Im sorry he what?"mitsuki says

"He put aphrosidiac in our drinks at the cafe this afternoon?"katsumi says

"No no the other part"mitsuki replies

"The part where i said he blackmailed us?"katsumi answers

"Well damn im hiring him to blackmail you two to keep you both from misbehaving then"mitsuki says while smirking making the boom boom twins worried for their lives

"....shit"the boom boom twins says cuz they know whats happening

Meanwhile at the icyhot household

"Sooo.. shota care to explain why you were gone last night?" Endeavor says while drinking his coffee cuz he likes it a bit(no hes not gonna be the aizawa level)

"Me and katsumi raped izu"rip-off elsa says while eating soba(yes their eating breakfast)

"*spills out the coffee he was drinking while choking*Im sorry nani!?"endeavor says while cleaning the coffe he spilled cuz of that

"Me and bakugo suggested it as a joke but those 2 actually did it though"icyhot says while slirping on his own soba

"And you suggested it to her?!"endeavor says while clearly shocked and a bit angry the icyhot suggested the rip-off elsa to lose her virginity via reversed rape

Meanwhile at yah boi izuku

'Damnit my plan backfired to me losing my first time to my tormentors but...'while izuku was thinking while walking he saw a dumppile that used to he a beach so he decided to clean it

Oh and p.s. he quit the cafe and worked at a different cafe to avoid the 5 and the other cafe was paying higher than the other one and it was still a maid/butler cafe but this time WITH CAT EARS

10 MONTHS LATER

Izuku finished cleaning the beach and he was training hus quirk in a forest he overused it one tike and became crazy for 10 mins which made his hair white and apparently he was like an animal in hear while being insane but he got captured and then he explained its the drawback to his quirk which led to him being released but his white hair was still there which he thought is not permanent which it is.now he has more confidence then before and ues taller more bulky but not allmight bulky its like killua bulky y'know what i mean?
Now we see our boi izuku going to the entrance exam of ua

'Alright today is the ua entrance exams its one step into my dream of becoming a hero!'he says in his thoughts while walking to the entrance which made him go into deepthoughts and trip

'Shit shit shit!welp one face to the ground and my dream is over fuck plots'(EYO NO COMPLAINING IM GIVING YOU ANOTHER GIRL FOR YOUR HAREM SEE?!)'oh ok go-'(AND NOT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL SHEESH)'welp say goodby-'izuku thought to himself while falling which got saved from by being felt like someone touched him in the back and making him float

He turns around to see a girl with with brown hair(idk how to describe looks so brown hair yall know who that one is ☺)

"Sorry i used my quirk on you but its badluck to trip on your first day so i had to"the brown haired girl says with a cute smile  which made ya boi izuku blush

"Its ok thank you for that though.my name is izuku icadara(idkwhat name to put so imma just put that 😅)"izuku says while giving a smile

"My name is ochaco uraraka.nice to meet you"kirby looking girl says

"Well see you later then!"izuku says while walking off to a room fulled with people(dont judge me)

While he was waiting he spotted 5 people he didnt want to see (since well idk would you forgive a person who ruined your life just because you dont have something that they have? And your personality is an unforgiving personality )

To be continued

"OK LITTLE LISTENER TODAY IS THE U.A ENTRANCE EXAMS THERE ARE-"present mic says about to say but he cant because of me!!! DIO- i mean the author

Thats all folks have a nice day and if your about to sleep just dont let the bed bugs bite