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(Mom iz gonna be mah tranzlator today)

Tvtbexw see gtbybtvrexex
(Dis is me an momma. U can't see her very well)

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(Itz really cold, so mama made me into a purrito)

Hbxwxrby juju d rbtbecsc s v CD
(But I haz a few twix up my sleeves)

D see f buy nhngvsxwxsvtbhgdsw
(Dis is Mummeh giving me pets.)

Rd bgscsvdbdgscafwgehwgad df
(I knowz I iz adorable, jus look at meh.)

Odfoemfosocwmxec dfecneicnwixw Eddie
(Ooooooo, a tasty buggu snac on the ceiling!)

Sjxwixnecinexuneix xnwcnwicnwixs
(See u later, Imma get dat silverfish!)

*actively trying to get silverfish*
(*Hiding behind bed from silverfish*

*Delila bats at camera legs*

(Oh shoot)
*rip camera*