O jeez.

Today at school there was a public speaking assignment...

...and we had to tell a joke to the class.

We were supposed to do it Friday, but since ZEUS IS A SALTY GOD, we had to do it today.

Mine was more of a pun than a joke, and it was:

Hey guys, I would tell you a joke about milk, but I DAIRY not, it would be too CHEESY, and it would leave you all in a very SOUR mood.

I will list some other jokes sometime later, and trust me there are quite a few.