At 5:00am

Marge Simpson: *wakes up* Homer. Homer wake up.

*Homer wakes up* What? Huh?

Marge Simpson: You have to get ready to drive remember.

Homer Simpson: But I'm too tired.

Marge Simpson: Well that's not my problem you decided to come home late remember.

Homer Simpson: Doh!

30 minutes later

*Homer, Marge and the kids are putting their suitcases in the car and they all get into the car*

Marge Simpson: Kids do you have everything?

Bart and Lisa Simpson: Yes mom.

Maggie Simpson: *sucks pacifier*

Marge Simpson: Ok. You can start driving Homer.

Homer Simpson: *drives off*

At the Kwik-E-Mart

*The car pulls into the parking lot*

Homer Simpson: I'll be back. *exits car and enters kwik-e-mart

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello Homer.

Homer Simpson: Hi Apu.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Why do you sound so tired Homer?

Homer Simpson: Because I didn't get enough sleep last night.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh. Then why are you out here so early in the morning?

Homer Simpson: Because my daughter wanted to go to Mexico but now she's having second thoughts because of the stuff that's going on with Trump and Biden.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: So why are you guys still going?

Homer Simpson: Because Marge already paid for the trip.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh that's sad. Are you driving?

Homer Simpson: Yeah sadly. Marge made me drive.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh well then you better get going. What would you like sir?

Homer Simpson: 4 donuts and 4 squishies please.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ok 4 donuts and 4 squishies coming right up. *gets donuts and squishies

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Here you go sir that will be $8.

Homer Simpson: *gives money*

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Thank you. Have a good break sir.

Homer Simpson: Thanks you too. *takes food and drinks then exits*

In the car

Homer Simpson: *gets inside car* Here you go guys. *passes out food and drinks*

Marge Simpson: Homer you were supposed to get breakfast not snacks.

Homer Simpson: Well you didn't say anything. *drives off*

At Springfield Police Station

Chief Wiggum: *walks to jail cell* Wake up Biden! Wake up!

Joe Biden: *wakes up* What do you want?

Chief Wiggum: I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?

Joe Biden: I'll take the good news.

Chief Wiggum: The good news is the guy that you stabbed is alive.

Joe Biden: Then what's the bad news?

Chief Wiggum: The bad news is that you're losing your spot as president. 

Joe Biden: What?! You can not do that. I'm telling you that I didn't stab him.

Chief Wiggum: Well we'll see what we're gonna do with you later on today. I'll see you later. *walks away*

Joe Biden: Oh please somebody just help me for once!

With the Simpsons

*Homer is still driving*

Marge Simpson: Homer stop at that place we can get gas and food there.

Homer Simpson: Fine we'll stop there.

*Homer pulls car into the parking lot recklessly then everyone gets out of the car then Marge reads the sign*

Marge Simpson: "Justine's restaurant and gas station" Hmm I'm guessing we can try this place.

Homer Simpson: Why is this place in the middle of nowhere?

Marge Simpson: Because we're right by Texas. *points at welcome to Texas sign*

Homer Simpson: Oh.

Inside Justine's restaurant 

*The Simpsons walks in*

Justine Garcia: Hello, welcome to Justine's restaurant and gas station. My name is Justine and I'm the owner of this place. What would you like to order?

Marge Simpson: *looks at menu* What's the best thing you got?

Justine Garcia: We have. *reads everything off of the menu*

Marge Simpson: That's nice but I asked you what's the best thing you got?

Justine Garcia: The best thing I've got is pancakes.

Marge Simpson: Ok we'll take pancakes. 

Justine Garcia: What about drinks?

Marge Simpson: I'll take a coffee.

Justine Garcia: Ok and what about for the big guy and little kids?

Homer Simpson: I'll take milk.

Bart Simpson: Do you have chocolate milk?

Justine Garcia: Yes we do.

Bart Simpson: Then I'll take that.

Lisa Simpson: I'll take milk. Do you guys have strawberry?

Justine Garcia: Yes we have strawberry milk.

Lisa Simpson: Then I'll take that.

Justine Garcia: And for the little baby?

Marge Simpson: Do you have any applesauce?

Justine Garcia: Yes we do.

Marge Simpson: Then we'll have one of those.

Justine Garcia: Ok that will be $49.99

Marge Simpson: *gives money to Justine*

Justine Garcia: Thank you. Do you guys wanna dine-in or take-out?

Marge Simpson: We'll dine in.

Justine Garcia: Ok just find a table and I'll bring you your food.

*The Simpsons walk to find a table*

Bart Simpson: Mom can we sit in that booth over there?

Marge Simpson: Yeah sure Bart.

*The Simpsons sit in the booth*

Marge Simpson: Well at least we can see our car from here. *looks out of the window*

Marge Simpson: Homer, do you want to drive?

Homer Simpson: *snores*

Marge Simpson: Homer!

Homer Simpson: *snores*

Marge Simpson: Homer wake up!

Homer Simpson: *snores*

Homer Simpson: Huh what?

Marge Simpson: I was asking if you want me to drive?

Homer Simpson: Of course Marge that would be awesome.

Marge Simpson: So Lisa, are you excited to see Mexico?

Lisa Simpson: I guess so.

Marge Simpson: Lisa why do you sound so sad?

Lisa Simpson: Because I don't want Trump to become president.

Marge Simpson: Oh Lisa brighten up. I'm pretty sure he won't become president. Now let's stop focusing on politics and enjoy spring break.

Justine Garcia: *walks up and places food and drinks on table* Here's your food and drinks I hope you enjoy.

Marge Simpson: Thank you Justine.

Justine Garcia: You're welcome. *leaves*

Homer Simpson: Ooh pancakes how yummy. Hey why do you have chocolate milk and I don't?

Bart Simpson: Because you didn't order it. Hahaha. *drinks chocolate milk*

After breakfast

Homer Simpson: *burps*

Marge Simpson: Homer.

Homer Simpson: *laughs* Excuse me. Boy that was delicious.

Bart Simpson: Mom we should have a restaurant like this in Springfield but more nicer.

Marge Simpson: No, we just need the person that makes the food.

Bart Simpson: Then why don't we just kidnap her.

Marge Simpson: No we're not gonna do that. She's probably married and has a family.

Bart Simpson: Why don't we just ask her?

Marge Simpson: That's very rude to pry into a random person's life.

Homer Simpson: But we can use her as our personal chef.

Marge Simpson: Homer.

Justine Garcia: *walks up* So did we enjoy the food?

Bart Simpson: Hey lady, are you married and have kids?

Justine Garcia: No.

Bart Simpson: Bingo.

Marge Simpson: Bart! I'm so sorry about my son asking you personal questions and yes we enjoyed the food very much.

Justine Garcia: Thank you and I'm fine with answering questions.

Bart Simpson: So where do you live?

Justine Garcia: I live here.

Bart Simpson: Here? In this restaurant?

Justine Garcia: Yes. It's very peaceful.

Bart Simpson: But don't you get lonely.

Justine Garcia: No, I live here with my friend.

Marge Simpson: That's nice dear. Here's your tip. *gives money*

Justine Garcia: *takes money* Thank you. I hope you guys come back again. Bye. *walks away*

Marge Simpson: Well time to go get gas.

*The Simpsons gets out of the booth and exits*

In the car

*The Simpsons gets into the car*

Homer Simpson: Marge, we should've got that lady's number. Moe would've really liked her.

Marge Simpson: Yeah well Moe can find someone for himself. *drives to gas station and rolls down window*

Melissa Locascio: *walks to window* Hello. How may I help you on this wonderful lovely day?

Marge Simpson: Hi. I would like you to fill the gas up to full?

Melissa Locascio: Ok that would be $10.

Marge Simpson: *gives money*

Melissa Locascio: *takes money* Thank you very much.

Marge Simpson: You're welcome.

Melissa Locascio: *goes to fill up car*

Homer Simpson: Maybe Lenny can date her?

Marge Simpson: Don't even think about it.

*Melissa walks up to the window*

Melissa Locascio: *walks up to window* Your car is all filled up and ready to go. Hope you have a good drive. Bye.

Marge Simpson: Thank you very much. Goodbye. *drives off*

Homer Simpson: Or maybe Moe can date her.

Marge Simpson: Moe can find someone for himself Homer!