Previously on The Simple R ....

"AAGHHAHHHH !!!! OGH OGHHHH AAAGHHHH !"
jot foah was BLOWING

SIIZLE POP PPPFFTTTTT

"AGGY OVER HERE !! BEHIND THE COUCH !!!!"
aga cried out , aggy hid behind the couch with aga .

"Hey ya—- oh . I see jot foah is blowing up again *SPANK*" The oreo man grumbled , he spanked jot foah and then- *BUUUURP* "jesus . thanks mr layoreo ... i- *BURp* guess . *HIC* UGHH AAGHH OOO- okay im good 👍 " jot foah grinned with a thumbs up , his poopy finger nails STANK .

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ????" Aggy raised a brow ....

"Yeah... ALSO ... where is the R— oh . its- *rumble* right there ... uhhh-" aga shivered .

"Im mr layoreo .." He gave a silly evil like smirk.

"this is my ex husband jot foah- but you already know jot foah ."
the oreo explained

"yeah he burps alot- WHAT ."aggy looks dumbfounded .

"yall were together ..????" aga asked , shocked .

"Ye- *BURP* aH . agh . UGGHHHHHHH—- *BUUUUUUHHURRRRPP*"

jot foah burps .

"Ew . god almighty-"
aggy waved the air and shook her head . "Gross ."

"Thanks" Jot smiled.

😟 "okaayyy thennnn ...."
aga looks at the R .. it rumbled ... and grumbled .

"So uh ... about the r-"

"MA R !!!!!" Jot foah the last exclaimed and jumped up and down like a chilf receiving a christmas gift

"YEAH YEAH . Y O U R

r .  god damn ."
aga rolled his eyes

"Calm down Mista foah ." Layoreo rolled his eyes as well .
"Why do ya care for the R so much ... its so ... sim—"

"SIMPLE !!!!!!!!! i *BURP* know . The Simple R . its so beautiful ..... *GURGLE+ AGGHHH AOOHHH"

"jesus CHRIST . GET A DAMN BREATH MINT YOUR WORSE THAT AGA-" Aggy WAVED the air once more , god that man stank ... he REEKED .

"No"

jot foah 🌝'd

👹👍
aga ^

"I am so glad we are divorced , old man ." the oreo giggled and gaggled

"SHUT UP OREO *BURPPPP BUUUURPPPP BUUUUUUUURP* FACE ."

"God damn-" layoreo sighed 😔

the r simply (see what i did there 🦶🦶🦶) rumbled and wiggled like a worm ...