The Simple R.

based on a true story (KIND OF ..)

Starring :
aga . (yes the bisquit guy)

aggy . (yes , aggy . the real aggy .)

Jot Foah (the last 🫤)

Layoreo (um idk hes an oreo areola ..)

The Simple R ...

A story about a young man named Aga Jart Funnel Cake Aga J for short . His bestest friend Aggy Jober Noobkin . Aggy for short ..

They lived in an apartment on the west side of uhhhh shitpants isle .

Here we find them rambling about doritos drenched in cum .. dont ask .

"AGA !!!! i told you NOT to drench them in CUM . that is DISCRUZIUAL . 😡" aggy ROARED IN ANGER .

"Listen aggy .. i hear ya . i hear ya louuddd and clear *crunches on dorito* but ... *swallow* I DONT CARE ! 😍😍😍... 😡" Aga then ..basically threw a tantrum right on the spot .

"AGA calm yourself !!!!! DAYUM . its just- I- ITS CUM ???? NOT ... SOME SAUCE ??? its CUM . C U M. that is NASTY AS HELL ..."
aggy explained , she nearly gagged at the thought of

c—-uuHhHUhHhmm ...

Aga rolled his eyes. "FINE. i am .... *gulp* s-ssssoooooorrryyy ..." He managed to say ...

"its fine cucumber
queef 🙄 " aggy grunts .

Suddenly a loud ..
!!!!SHHHWOOOMMPPPPPPAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!

"WHAT THE ?!-" aggy exclaimed .
"What was THAT ." Aga got up , as did aggy .

Shhhppppp shpppppp shhhhh ........ a strange sound was heard , aga goes over to it .

"A-aga ?" Aggy looks over , seeing aga in the hall .

"Aggy ... *aga picks up a simple ... what is this ?* what the del (taco) is this ?!" he slooowly turns , aggy looked rather confused and WEIRDED OUT .

"It looks like a- a- *aga started*

SIMPLE R !!!!!!" -they both exclaimed loudly and aga threw the R on the floor . it rumbled ....

"No . way . JOSE !!!!! my dad brain 🧠 messaged me that two 20100100-:&:&;&;&&;s ago !!"

aggy looked in shock at the simple R on the floor ...

"20100100-:&:&;&;&&;s ?!!! what does that even me— *aga stopped 🫤 * AGGY DONT TOUCH IT !!! *SMACK*" aga smacked aggys arm .

"dont touch the Rrrrrr ......." Aga grumbled , his eyes turned white .

"aga ... OW !!!??? jesus chri— 😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆 NOT AGAIN !!!!! 🙄"

aga stood there like
💡 o 💡

SLAP !!!!

"AGA !!!! GODDD !!! EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT TO YO EYES WHEN YOURE REAL MAD , STOP ." aggy cried out and shook aga.

"bdjdjhdjd AHURK !!!! ugh .. s-*BURP* ...orry ..." his eyes turned normal .

"EW ." Aggy waved the air .

"jesus aga . get a breath mint—"

"-NO ." aga shot up his middle finger .

"wait ..."

aga slowly looks at the floor . "wheres the simple r ..? "

😱 ....

" WHAT THE — NO .. IT MUSTA-" aggy was cut off by a loud !!!!!! BANG !!!!!!!

"a- *hic* YURK !!! uG- *BURPPPP* UGHHHH !!!!!!!!" ??? toppled over and wiggled around .

"EWWWWW IS THAT SCP 99999 ????" Aggy SNOBBLED IN FEAR .. 😨

"aGh- UG- *BUUUURPPP* nOOOO !!!! IM JOT- *HIC* UGHHHH *hic* FOAH !!!!!" the now , angered man (???) SHOUTS IN ABSOLUTE MADNESS AND DISDAIN .

"i- *BURP*

GOD."

"STOP EWWWW-" aggy waves the air. "ARE YOU DRUNKEN 🤣🤣🥵🥵🥵😨😨 ????"

"yeah" jot foah the last sniffled hard and boogers came out his ears*

"oh ! 😧 ..." Aga looks at abby and whispers in her ear , "dude who is this.."

"II DUNN- ** ahem *, whispers* i dunno ..."
aggy looked concerned

😟

"*BUURRPPPPP* JESUSSSSS !!!!!!!!!! UGHHHH !!!!!! wheres ma R ?!!! MY SIMPLE— *BURP AAGHHHHH* AARTSKSKDKDKDK 💥 "

JOT FOAH RUMBLES AND BUMBLES AND SHHHHHHPPPOOOOOOFFFF AAGHHHHHHHHH BLOWS UPPPP AAHHH AHHHH AAA AAHH HAA—-

AAAAVA . youre getting carried away GET WITH THE PROGRAM .

sorry ... yes boss ..AHEM- anyway .... 😕

jot foah .. blew up !!! 😱

"i- oh ." aga looked flabbergasted .

"EW ... AGA WHAT ... the hell just happened ?!!!"

aggy cried out , aga looks behind him and ...

CLIFFHANGAAA STAY TUNED MUAHAHA