i'm posting these just in case anything happens to my notes.

these are about some teachers by the way xd

disclaimer: everything is a joke ITS A JOOOKEEEE and not serious

part 1: pool time

musty misty: hey 😕 the water is cold hhhhhh😭😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️😡😡😡😡

baka rene: 🥰🖕

micheal greenbean: shut the eff up *toots in pool and sinks under:

carlos barlos: REW *cannonballs into wata*

musty misty: EW FAT GROSS 😕🔫⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️☹️

micheal greenbean: EW oh my god

baka rene: what the w 🤡🤡 *sees edward* .....

edward garlic: u-uh....

baka rene; *literally ascends*

carlos barlos: *drowning*

everyone else: *doesnt see*

micheal greenbean: yall i think carlos is fuckin dea-

baka rene and edward garlic: *making out*

micheal greenbean: 😀🔫

musty misty: *sinks with carlos barlos*

the end
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part 2: couch buddies

musty misty: hey everyone!!!!! welcome 😕

baka rene: hi *walks away and sits on couch*

musty misty: rude 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️😩😩😩
carlos barlos; h-

musty misty: *SHOOTS HIM*

baka rene: *starts TO EFFING CHOKE* hshahshshshHhsjahahgHagHAHAHXBSS

musty misty: hehee 🤭😜

edward garlic: oh god.. 😰😰😰.....*goes to baka rene uwu*

micheal greenbean: bye why the hell is he dead again— *teresa weena kicks him inside*
teresa weena: hey losers 😊

musty misty: hi 😃

*everyone dances and micheal greenbean blows up dead carlos*

baka rene: is he drunk 😕🔫

edward garlic: 😰😰😰😰😰😰⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

the end.
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part 3: sleeping angels

rene: *sleeping in his bed alone*

*out of literally no where a crap man jumps on him, suffocating him*

rene: MmfHdjriie AAHEOAOE WHAT THE FU-

carlos: hello. rene. *smiles widely, staring in his eyes... while jiggling and vibrating aggressively*

rene: 😀

rene: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE AND HOW MANY BURGAS HAVE YOU BEEN EATI-
*POOOOOOFBBBBWAAGA*

carlos: AAAAA
rene: dude sto-
carlos: AAAAAAAA-
rene: CARLOS YOUR SCARING M-
carlos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*carlos sizzles and he POPS*

rene: what the hell did i just witness. 😄😄😄😄

carlos: *on the floor in half*
rene; well rip bozo i guess 😕

misty: *kicks open door while floating naked*

rene: 😟📸

rene: 😟📷

misty: BOO.

rene: EWWW WHAT.

misty: *rapidly drools and runs iver to him while her boobas sagg and flap*

rene: EW OK I GET IT YOURE HARNEE BUT DAA-😟😟😟😟😟😟😀😀😀😀😀 UM.

*misty vanished...*

*rene looks back at dead as hell carlos and sniffs it. his eyes rolled to the back of his head as he started ascending. slowly.*

rene: *eyes rolled back all the way and starts twitching*
i am rene... ASCENDIO...
*blows up*

teresa out of no where: *looking through the window* ok what in the exorcist.

the end.
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part 4: disneyland but make it santa cruz version

rene baka: *standing there like 🧍*

carlos barlos: oh cmon rene!! lets go on the big rollercoaster!! 😎

rene baka: your a big rollercoaster. *walks away to go find edward because his dumb aesssss got lost*

carlos barlos: i-... what... 😨😨....

edwardo: oh jeez... so many weird furry things in those place.. where is rene 😰... *looks around and sees mickey mouse* oh hell nah.. 😥😥😥😥😥

musty misty: OH MY GOD MICHEAL SHUT UP IM TRYING TO THINK!! 🥵🥵🥵😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

micheal: 😊........ 😀 im just standi- *misty shoves a mickey mouse pancake down his throat*

musty misty: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

carlos barlos: imma go eat a burger

rene baka: EDWARD. *stands behind him 😡 *

edwardo: 😦... *turns around* AAA- rene oh... 😱😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰🤯 thats sus... u-um.. hey...

rene baka: come one you idiot lets go on splash mountain. 😕

carlos barlos: *has a heart attack and dies*

teresa out of no where: what the fu—-

micheal: OH MY GOD HES DEAD AGAI-

misty: *shoots him* ok lets go home 🥵🥵🥵🥵

the end.
-

part 5: haunted house

rene baka: okay everyone imma go in first. then you giys follow behind me. 😕

edwardo: rene... why is it just us.... 😰😰

carlos barlos: ye— 😟😟😟*rene goes up to him*
rene baka: if you dont shut up its ONLY gonna be you, you big blasted muskrat you. 😀😀

musty misty: you guys suck aes!!!! 😡🥵 *walks in*

carlos barlos: ...... 😰😰😰😯 *follows her*
musty misty; *kicks him down and he falls through the floor*

carlos barlos: AAAAAAaaa aa a a. a. ................. *loud bang*

edwardo: 😦....

rene; misty wtf you killed the only maurice cosplayer here 😀...

teresa: what in hell..
😨

musty misty: oh HOW SAD!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 *walks off*

micheal: 😐

*10 mins later*

*carlos's dead body starts ascending through the floor*

edwardo: 😰😰😰😰😰 UMMMM...

rene baka: 😧..... 😀what the fu

teresa: *jumps out window and dies. 😕 *

micheal: 😟.... WTF???????

carlos barlos: *blows up very loudly and pieces of him FLY EVERYWHERE *

edwardo: 😧 *turns blue* 😨

rene baka: *eyes roll back and starts ascending while feet curl as his shoes fall off* edwardo: 😨😨😨😨😨😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 *blows*

micheal: okay what in the god damn nun.

the end.
-

part 6: danganronpa version

rene baka: hmnnngjs... what the... 😀😀😀 why... why am i tied to a chair... *looks around and sees a smashing thing* 😕 oh. well im old and bald anyway.
monokuma; ITS PUNISHMENT TIMEEEE!!!!!!!! *the execution music plays and the thing starts up*

rene baka; wow so the last thing i will see is an emo talking stuffed bear. great. grand even. 😀

....*SMASH*
😀
......*SMASH*
😃....

*SMASH*....
😀........
*SMASH*.....
😟 um um Im Uh Uh now im uh NOW IM SCA- *SQUISHHHHHHHHHHH*

monokuma: hehhehehehehehhhh!!!!!!!!!!

.........

musty misty: eeh... 😡 wh- 😊 WHAT!!!!! 😊 WHAT IS THIS A DAMN SPACE SHIP🥵🥵🥵🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 ...... *music plays*
...... WHAT THE?!!?????? *BLOWS.. LOUDLY* *rocket shoots up and bloes up in the air and mistys head shoots off and she dies 😕.*

monokuma; that has never happened before !!!!! 😀 😊

..................

micheal: oh wh- WHAT THE FU- *is instantly crushed*

monokuma: you where boring so you get a borning death lel. 😊😊😊
......

teresa: *groanin* ugh... u- WHAT... *squirms on the floor and sees blades* ewwwww what th- *music plays and blades start shriviling* WHAT THE AAOWLENEJENEJJEENJEHEJHEHWJJQJQQQQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A*turns pink*
monokuma: hahaah funny!!!!!! 😊😊😊
🤯 ...🤣

............
carlos barlos; euurgh.... wheres my gosh darn piz- 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
monokuma: if you can climb this tree , you will live !!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

carlos barlos; i- ok...... *starts climbing the tree, but it starts creaking....* no.... NO!!!!! NOO I WONT DI- *falls and has a stoke 😕 *

monokuma: its always funny when they die!! i like the color pink 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😜

edwardo: ......... i... i...... *blows*

monokuma: ok what the hell i never started my song 🙁🙁

the end.
-

part 7: disneyland

Rene: oh god. i heard some of the teachers are gonna be here. just GREAT. 😀

*puts on mickey mouse head*

some random child: mickay moose !!!!!! 😁😁😁☺️☺️😇😇

rene: ... *KICKS CHILD AND PICKS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM INTO A FOUNTAIN*

the kid: aaa a AA     A    A     a   a 

rene: 🤪😜

some random man: WHAT THE- !!!! IH MY GOD !!!!

rene: tf you lookin at. 😕 

....

*BOOO !!*

the man: AAAHHHH !!!!!

rene; yeah. skidaddle ya son of a bi—

*tap tap*

edward: rene ?-

rene: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 edster oh my go— 😕 hi edward

edward: hey ! ... why is a kid drowni—

rene: sshhhhhhhh. shh. shut. hes fine.

some woman: *recording* daayuuummm mickey mouse GAY. ☹️☹️☹️🥸🥸😎😎😎😩😩😩

rene: 😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀😃😀💥💥💥💥💥💥 *shoots*

edward: 😨 ....

carlos: *runs to rene but falls over and breaks neck*

rene: 🙂 wh-

the end.
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part 8: to be honest i don't even know

rene; hey. carlos. GET. UP. NOWWWWWWW.

carlos; h- HUH ?!!! RENE-

rene: *SMACK* 😕

carlos; OW !!!! 😟😟😟😟😟☹️☹️☹️☹️🤨

rene; get yo santa clause lookin l burga cookin self up now. 😡😡😕

carlos: OKAY... 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥*breaks bed*

rene: CARLOS.

carlos: rene ..?

rene: YOU FU-

* continues saying every cuss word and insult *

carlos; 😟 oh no not this again ..

misty: *from the other room* SHUUUUTTTTTTT UPPPPP !!!!!!!! IMMA SHOVE EDWARDS COOM SOCK IN YOUR MOUTH !!!!!!!!!!! 🤬 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥😡😡😡🙄🙄🙄😩😩😒😒😒😒💨💨💨💥💥💥💥💥✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️

rene: * still saying the insults* fat co— ... edwards ..... HHHHWWWWWWHHAAATTTT. 😄😃😀😁😆

michael: naauuur he just went through the five stages of grief.

misty; *throws frying pan at him*

michael;

ow.

misty, its a frying pan. not a flying pan. ya dumb bi—
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

misty: 💥💥🤬🤬😡😡😡✈️✈️✈️💥💥💥💥💥😁😁😁😆😆😆😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 I WILL SHOVE A GREEN BEAN UP YO SKINNY FLAT BONELESS AAEEESSSS !!!!!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😍😍😍😍💥💥💥

michael; shut up you goofy goober god damn.

rene: *ascends*

carlos; ..... 😟😟😟

michael: *casually shoots self*

misty: 🤨

😟

the end?
-

part 9: squid girl

rene: ew why am i re— 😀 is that a mf doll. WHAT. WHAT.

edwardo: RENE !!

rene: 😃 edward?- TF. TFFFFFF💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

carlos barlos: oh my god a big doll!!

rene: almost as big as yo aes.

carlos barlos: 😟😟😟😟...

michael greenbean: WHY AM I RED- rene? 🌚

edwardo: misty is dead for some reaso- 😰😰😰....

rene: oh she musta... uh... shot huer self 😬 😀

edwardo: NO-

carlos barlos: 🥺🥺.. guys the the doll its—

oKOmaaGoShiiiBeeNasUmnDA.

rene: 😀

edwardo: 😨

carlos barlos: 😟😟😟

michael greenbean: 🙂

BEEP!!! SHWWIIIOOAOAPAPAPEEEEPOO

* B O O M *

carlos barlos: *blows up*

edwardo: 😦

rene: 😀😀😀
the f to the uck

micheal greenbean: OH HELL NO N—

oKaMaaaAagOshIiiIIiIbEenAsUmnidA

michael greenbean: im starting to wish i worked out more🙂 * B O O O OO O  M*

*dies*

rene: cmon, already 😀

*shoots self*

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rene: ⚰️

edwardo: what did i win a goddamn money bag 😨

the end....

part 10: sauna...?

rene: its boily in this damn ass sAuNa 🧖‍♂️

michael: no shit 😊

carlos: *gets in and all the water gets soaked out*

rene: DAMMIT YOU MAN GET OUT. NOW.

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW-

michael: aw cmon. AGAIN.

rene: NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW —

michael: *shoots self in the sAuNA 🧖‍♂️*

edwardo: *walks in and sees blood everywhere and rene is still saying now.*

😨

rene: NOW NOW NOW

carlos: 😟😟😟😟....

rene: NOW NOW NO- *BLOWS UP AMS ASCENDS* YOU HAVE RENED YOUR LAST ASCENDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B O O O O OO O  OO OOOOO O  M M M M M M M M MM M M M  MM M M M M 💥

carlos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *shrivels up like a prune*

edwardo: what did i just whitness.... 😀... 😰

michael: ⚰️

lady that works at the place: he— 😟................
WHAT THE FU-

edwardo: can we get a receipt or something. 😊 

the end.
-

part 11: ???

Rene baka: yall i CANNOT believe carlos freaking posted that. 😀

musty misty: i know right... 🙄🙄🥵😡😡😡

michael greenbean: wait- what did he do?..😑

rebe baka: he posted himself playing FoOtBaLL and he fell in the middle of the video and he was HALF NAKED. likeee.. accidental or nott.. he posted nudity on PURPOSE. HELLO????? he could've deleted it. 😕
I EVEN TOLD HIM LIKE WTF.

michael greenbean: rene, seriously? youre getting all mad about THIS... of all things too... 🙂

musty misty: his ass is so fat and ugly. MICHAEL. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄👹👹👹👹👹👹

rene baka; he shouldnt have posted that monstrosity. 😕

carlos barlos: hey guys.... i—

😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

rene baka: YOU FUCKA YOU FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

*michael to misty: so uh... now what..*
*rene in the distance* -FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT—

musty misty: uh??? I DONT KNOW HES GONNA BLOW MICHEAL 🥵🥵🥵😡😡😡😡 !!!!!

rene baka: FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

michael: 🙂🙂🙂

rene baka: FAT.

carlos barlos: are you done... 😟😟😟

edwardo: hey gu— 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 OH NO

rene baka: *ASCENDS WITH CARLOS AND BLOWS HIM UP*

carlos barlos: IVE BEEN BANNED NO NO NOOOOOO 😰😰😰🥵🥵😟😟😟🥵🥵😟🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😟🥵😟😟😟😟😟😟

rene baka: *throws him to the sky and he blows up like a nuclear bomb in the distance*

edwardo: 😨

michael greenbean: k 😊

musty misty: 😦

the end.
-

part 12: halloweeeenie

rene: ugh i hate halloween. it SUCKS.

*SMACCKKKKK*

rene: OWWW MY AESS 😀.

edwardo; thats whatcha get bone daddy 🙄🙄🙄😒 HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST. *rolls eyes to the next nation*

musty misty: ugh but little ugly brats are out! 😡😡😡😕😩🤬🥵 and i mean KIDS!! in hallowwen costumes 🤦 🙁

rene: for once i agree with her 😕.

edwardo: oh cmon rene... its the spookiest time of the year! literally!! 😠😠😠😰...

rene: out of all damn people. im surprised YOU like HALLOWEEN. i mean are you for real dickbrain. you are afraid of my ascending at ni— oh no... 🙂

edwardo: yea ye— wait what is it?.. 😨..

rene: its...

halloween....

edwardo: yea? ☺️ duh 😒...

rene: EDWARD. ITS
H A L L O W E E N. 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

edwardo: *remebers* oh no.... every halloween you- you.... ascend to the moon and.... blow up and become a crazy demon... 😰😰😰😰😭..

musty misty: WHAT?!?!? EWWWW !!!!! I NEVER KNEW THAT WTF 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🥵🥵🥵😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😕

rene: well now ya do. 🧍

carlos barlos appears.

carlos baros: BOOOO !!!! 😊 heee-HEEEE !!!! ✌️ 😉

rene: ew. and who are you supposed to be? fatso from kasper the friendly fuckin ghost. 😀... 😐

edwardo: 😧... rene wtf thats so rude.... 😰😰😯

carlos barlos: 😟... im... a ghost... but not fatso... 🥺🥺🥺☹️

rene: okay 🙂

musty misty: GOD !!!!!!!!! YOUR SO SWEATY WTF YOU MUSTVE AT LEAST LOST ONE POUND JUST RUNNING HERE 🙄🙄🙄😡😡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵👹🤬

edwardo: guys—.....

😨😨

musty misty: what🙄

rene: piss off all of you 😕..

micheal greenbean: hey 😛

musty misty: WTF ARE YOU😡😡😡😡🥵

micheal greenbean: im a greenbean. 😊😊😊😕

carlos barlos: WOAH SO COO- *BOOM* 😟...

rene: shut.

carlos barlos: *literally dies*

a little kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!— *BOOM* ..😧

*dies*

rene: 😐

micheal greenbean: 😨

edwardo: 😨

musty misty: 😨

ghostface: 😨

edwardo: WHAT?!!!! RENE!!!! 😟😧😧😧😧😧😧😰😰😰😰😰

ghostface: ah shit!! gotta run!! *runs away*

carlos barlos: *SHOOTS UP*
🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

michael myers: hold my knife.

musty misty: 😡 *holds it* ..😡 🔪

michael myers: *cracks renes neck* 😐

rene: *eyes roll all the way back and turn red* .....
îtś 👹 tímë 👹...
*ASCENDS TO THE MOON*

micheal greenbean: oh my god another micheal. 😧🥵
WWTFFFF RENE—

*dies*

micheal myers: wait wha- *BLOWS AWAY*

musty misty: 😧😧😧...

edwardo: NO NO NOOOOOOOOO—-

*RENE BLOWS UP EVERYWHERE* HAAAPPPPYYYYYY HAALLLOOOWEEEENNNNNNNNNN👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥👹💥💥💥💥💥💥👹💥👹💥👹👹🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

musty misty; 😨

edwardo: 😕.... 😭

the end.
-

part ???: tiktok girl

cierra: nYa icHi nEe
sAn!!~~ NyA a— .....

rene: wtf. who are you and what are your ears mf...
cierra: these are MY EARS 👿!!!!!!🥵🥵🥵😡😡👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

rene; WHAT the hell okay god damn 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

cierra: im a damn wolf. A FURRY!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU BE MEAN IM A FURRY HOW DARE YOU I WILL CANCLE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!

*kenver comes in*

kenver: uh... what the.. um im cis hi 🥺🥺🥺

rene: now who the hell are you lil boi 🌝

kenver: hi. im not a "lil boi" DONT BE TRANSPHOBIC!!!! im a BIG boy. dont baby me 🙄🙄  i obviously dont WANT to start things 😐😐😐😐😐.

rene: wtf 😧.. i never asked you beaver..

cierra; EWWWWWWWWW

kenver; omg!!! you are so disrespectful!!!! and rude!!!!!!! 😦😦😦😦 UGH!!!!! SO MEAN WTF!!!?????

*cierra dies casually*

rene: okay. WHAT. 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕👹

I DONT GET IT. I DONT GET IT. I D—

kenver: okay we get it YOU dont get it now shut up you buttcrack!👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡😡🥵🥵🥵👹👹👹👹

rene: OKAY STOP YOU NUTCRACK FUCKISBAG. first of all: IM GAY. SECOND OF ALL?: my boyfriend is a cat uwu boy 🙄

kenver: OKAY YOU WESTERN OLD MAN GOD DAMN. where is that furry girl by the way......

rene: she-... oh no... o-oh... o..... OHHSNSJSB OHHHHH OOOOHHHHSHSHAKEN AOHHHGHG *BLOWS UP AND ASCENDS IN A NUCLEAR BOMB* AAUUUUUHHHAAGHH AAUGH GHHHAGAAHHAUAIA KSNDMWBDNDND F F F. F DJEBJEJS. SD. D FDFFFFFFEEEEWWWWPPPPHJJJJFFT

kenver: im starting to take back what i said about boys with disorders. 😟😟😟...

cierra: yall ugly. *BLOWS UP AGAIN*

the end.

man

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👖 <- poophead

( also kenver is a naughty boy if anyone is reading this he's a person and he is NOT G O O D )