White: *writing a book worth of 109685793764436789049764245262 pages*

Sere: HOLY ARCEUS WHAT THE MEW IS THAT?!

Ash: What's with the whole using Pokemon's name thing?

Sere: The PG of the book will die if I don't..

Serena: Yeah..

White: OKAY!! EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

Gary: OH MY ARCEUS SHE'S PREGNA-*gets punched by Misty*

Misty: F**K OFF!!

Ze readers: OH MER GERDDD SHE SWEARED!!!

Gary: SHE SWEAR TO ME!! HARAMBE HELP MEEE!!!

Serena: Okay, I seriously do wonder how in Arceus' name does this show still alive after everything that have happened?

White: Well you see my dear little Serena~

Serena: I'm not little...*pouts*

The fanboys: AHHHHHHH!!! *dies*

White: I'm gonna get fined again..

Ryan: So this isn't just a truth or dare book anymore. This is like a show now which means total randomness with dares along the way.

Serena: Oh, that's cool!!

Paul: Great...as if the dares weren't bad enough..

Dawn: Don't be like that plumhead~ it might be fun~

White: Anyway! So Ash's birthday is almost here so why don't we sing a happy birthday?

Everyone: Sure!!

*lots of horrible singing later*

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WHO WILL NEVER WIN A FREAKING LEAGUE~ YAY!!

Ash: Thanks!! WAIT.. 😭😭😭😭😭

Serena: H-he-he

White: OH NO!!!

Sere: OH GOD!!

Ryan: OH MY GOD!!!

Serena: HE IS CRYING!!! NOOOOO!!!!

Bonnie: OH NOOOO!!!

Clemont: What's happening?

White: WE BROKE ONE OF THE GOLDEN RULES IN AMOURSHIPPING!!

Gary: HOW THE HE'LL SHOULD WE KNIW THAT THEY WERE RULES?!

White: CAN'T YOU NOT SEE THE BOOK I WAS WRITING AWHILE AGO?! IT WAS HAND PASSED FROM ONE AUTHOR TO ANOTHER AND WE FREAKING BROKE IT!!

May: RAMEN MUGHT SAVE US!! GO RAMEN!!*throws Ramen at Serena*

Serena: *swallow the entire thing (including the bowl)*

May: RAMEENNN?!?!?

Drew: Wait...Serena could do that? Huh..

Clemont: How is she not choking?

Bonnie: ohh!! Lemme try!! *throws a bus*

Serena: *blocks it with her...pinky*

Serena: How could you....HOW COULD YOU MAKE HIM CRY!?

White: Easy! Just call him A failure and he will cry like a baby!!

Serena: Oh really? Thanks!!

White: No prob! *high fives Serena*

Everyone else: Huh?

Serena: What? I was just asking.

White: Yeah, the golden rule states that if she were to ask a question you have to answer it honestly.

Ryan: OH

Sere: Kay..

Everyone else: Arceus end us..

Arceus: No