[Sara's PoV]
Inspecting his room--which was cleaned to what seemed an unholy amount--tired me out, and I almost fell asleep walking back to my room. Luckily, I made it back and collapsed on my bed.

But seemingly as soon as I closed my eyes, I had to open them due to the sunlight invading my room from my window. "Go away," I groaned.

However, it refused and forced me to get out of bed. The jagged rays of light always annoyed me, but they did even more so today.

I changed into actual clothes, then went to eat. Mikasa was sitting alone, a dark expression on her face.

"Hello," I said, sitting down across from her with my food.

"I'm going to kill Hanji."

"Why?"

"Eren and Armin are underage. What the h*ll was that woman thinking?!"

"They are, aren't they?" I muse, laughing a little.

"It's not funny. They're going to be complaining all day because of the hangovers. That woman is insane."

"I thought everyone knew that already."

"This just proved it. She has completely, utterly, lost her mind. She might as well go outside the walls and live with the Titans."

"That's cruel," someone says.

"Oh, Hanji, we were just talking about you," Mikasa says coldly.

"Yeah, I could tell. It would be interesting to live with Titans, see how they interact without humans to eat... But I wouldn't survive; I would run out of gas in my 3DMG in no time, and swords, for that matter. They wear down, you know."

"..."

"And, anyway, I brewed some special alcohol that makes the hangovers shorter. However, it is more intense, so they won't be up and walking about for another couple hours."

"You're kidding me."

I stare at Hanji's madness. "You were right, Mikasa, she has lost her mind."

"What'd I tell you?"

"I haven't lost my mind. It's all for science. And anyway, Eren might not even be affected by the hangover; Titans may be immune to that."

We both stare at her. "Hanji, why would Titans be immune to alcohol?"

"Exactly! If they are, we need to find out why!" She gets that signature grin, her glasses glinting. "And it'll be beautiful."

"Drunk Titans. What could be better?" I say sarcastically. "They'll probably kill more people, because they'll be staggering all over and crush more people than usual."

"Sacrifices must be made for science!" Hanji yells, and everyone in the room stares at her.