[Sara's PoV]
"Eren, you're drunk. Stop before you say or do something you regret," I warn, stepping back another two feet.

He smells strongly like alcohol.

"No I'm noooott," he says, giggling like a little girl.

"Yes, you are," I say, stepping back and hitting the wall.

He just smiles and puts his hands on the wall, framing my head with his arms. He puts his face by my ear. "No I'm not~"

"D*mmit, I give up," I grumble.

"Good," he murmurs, then pulls away from my ear. His hands drop and lock on to my waist.

"Eren," I warn, going back on the claim that I had given up.

"You're cute when you want me to stop~" he says, slowly pressing his lips to mine and pulling me against him.

"That's good enough!" Hanji declares, walking over and yanking Eren back by his shirt.

He yelps in confusion and pain as the fabric pulls against his neck.

"I just wanted to see how he would react with someone he likes," Hanji leans over and whispers in my ear. I feel my face burn. "Thanks for the help. Could you find someone you think Armin likes?"

"He's too innocent, I don't think Armin really likes anyone."

Hanji barks a laugh. "All right. Now you're free to go."

"Thanks..." I walk out. After she closes the door, I yell, "WHAT THE GODD*MN H*LL WERE YOU THINKING?!" at the top of my lungs.

I trudge back to my room, but laugh along the way. Even though he was an idiot, Eren was hilarious when he was drunk. But I'm glad that Hanji stepped in and stopped him.

"Hey, wait!" Hanji's voice yells.

"Not gonna~~" Eren sings.

Oh. My. God.

I run the rest of the way to my room, slamming my door closed. Just in time. Eren knocks. "Sara??"

"You're drunk! Stop it, perv!" I yelled.

"Whyyyy~?"

"Eren!" Hanji yells. "Sorry, Sara, he slipped out of the door!"

"Please just take him back to your d*mn lab," I say, practically begging her.

"Will do!" I can just imagine her saluting. I hear something that sounds like her dragging Eren away and him yelling in confusion of what was in his basement.

"Why, why, WHY did Hanji think this was a good idea?!"