[Sara's PoV]
I was glad I could think clearly during my shower, as if the water washed everything away. Who might have done this to Levi? I thought the Military Police just because I didn't like them in general.

After chasing my tail about questions that I could never answer by myself and without clues, I dried myself off completely. Putting on clothes and still wondering futilely, I gathered my dirty clothes and towels.

I tied my hair up and headed out to my room. After I put my stuff down, a random thought entered my head. What does Hanji think about this? She always seems cheerful, even when things have gone to h*ll.

Quickly recalling her lab's location--where she always is-- I walked swiftly to it. I knocked on the door, and she opened it with her usual beaming grin.

"I'm doing an interesting test today, Sara," Hanji says, practically drooling over whatever she's doing.

"What is it?"

"I'm experimenting whether or not the Titan part of Eren causes him to be immune to the effects of drinks."

"You're kidding me."

"And of course, you have to have a control. Armin has never drank before, like Eren, but he doesn't have any Titan in him. And I can truly say that I didn't expect this," she says, cupping her cheek and smiling.

"What is going on in there?" I demand as something clatters to the floor.

"Come in and see~"

"Oh my God."

Armin is leaning on the wall with a metal stand laying by his feet and his face flushed. His eyes are slightly glazed. "Hey, what 'appeneddd?" he slurs.

Eren is on the other side of the lab, his face less red but still looking as if he was drunk. He was holding a half-empty bottle in his hand, but his fingers looked like they were about to slip.

"Boys, we have a visitor~" Hanji calls.

They both turn their drunken expressions to me. "Haiiii, Sarraaaa~" Eren says.

"Heyyyyyy," Armin comments, smiling his normally adorable smile. Though, this time, it's practically predatory.

In a second, Eren crosses the room. "You're cuuuute," he slurs.

"Hanji," I say, backing away a step.

She's stepped away and is ten feet from us. She's smiling at me, stifling her insane laughter.

"D*mn you to h*ll, you cruddy scientist," I say drily.