A/N: so basically, I decided to compile all my Ao3 smutshots into one... book? Enjoy ;)

"What are we doing today?" Javi Garcia asked, cheerfully, as he plopped down on his desk, right in front of Amelia's with a mug-full of marshmallows, and she looked up for one second before drowning back into the story she was writing for her buzzblast article.

"New story, get to work, 'what do the Rangers EAT' that's Jane's newest idea, and I wanna make it into something so ridiculous that she'd be forced to give me a supernatural story next time." she explained with a mischievous grin, and he nodded, understanding, and then wondered,

"But suppose you give her a good story, she likes it, and says you can pick out what you want for the next one?"

"We all know Jane. She knows that I'm... passionate... about the supernatural, and I think there's no way she'll give me a supernatural story if she knows there are other things I can do phenomenally well"

"I still don't understand how you've kept your job" Javi chuckled.

"Oh I'm a jewel! Buzzblast can't work without me" she replied, proudly, still chuckling.

"That you are" he smirked, and came all the way over to him, and leaned over her shoulder, reading out loud, what she had typed so far, "The Red Ranger loves ancient 65-million year old Zucchini... I'm sure Zayto will like to hear that, and I'm telling Solon you're making fun of her cooking... The Black Ranger prefers sweet foods, bitter cocoa is his least favourite, and that can be judged by the simple fact that he once told a monster on his face, that he looked like cocoa— you know what, nice catch baby—" he started nibbling on her ear, as she typed further, taking up the reading from him, "and the sweet angel the Pink Ranger is," Amelia read, beaming, "she likes anything and everything, but her exceptional love is the Black Ranger's..." Amelia chuckled, and Javi almost spluttered on Amelia's neck, when he read what she had typed under that.

"What the—" he read the line again, and burst into laughter, turning redder than Zayto's ranger suit.

"It's only the truth" she winked, and he quickly pressed his hands on the backspace, deleting the scandalous words.

"Yeah, but don't publish that!" He said, and she chuckled, "I'll see about that!" She teased, "And read Ollie's!"

"The blue ranger is a bitter, bitter man, and would love anything that tastes like him: Bitter. His top choice, at any restaurant will be bitter-gourd, and he'd be deeply into anything that's bitter, unromantic, and overall, a mood killer" Javi read out loud, and laughed heartily, "unromantic? Do you have feelings he doesn't reciprocate or something?"

"He's made of iron. And how dare you assume I have feelings for him?!" She asked, "besides, I'm pretty sure he's not into people who have a heart"

"You seem to have a thing for him"

"I used to..." she replied, nonchalantly, and saw the Black Ranger overcome by a look of intense jealousy, "then this other guy came along, and I've kinda sorta been into him since then"

Javi shook his head, "what other guy?'

"You, you idiot" she said, wrapping her hands around his neck, and bringing him closer for a kiss. The kiss, obviously, never took place, as a commotion interrupted them.

"What's happening?" Javi asked, her arms still locked around his neck, but the two of them looking, surprisedly at the lobby, "From the look of it, Jane. And J-Borg are back at their shenanigans again" she shrugged.

"Jane is really into that bot~" Javi remarked, "I'm pretty sure she's also into furries and that's why she got J-Borg into that weird looking furry merch in the first place..."

"Are you into furries?" Amelia's seductive tone caught his attention, and he turned to face her again, and saw that same mischievous smile on her face.

"If I said I am, would you buy that merch?" He asked, with a big grin, knowing nothing could get Amelia into a pair of those.

"Well, I'd dump you." She replied, and he grinned, "that's my girl" he said, softly pressing his lips up against hers, and although the kiss was soft, the gesture completely in itself wasn't completely innocent. She felt him sliding a hand up her shirt, feeling the naked skin underneath.

"Mmmmmm" she moaned, "what do you say, we take it somewhere else?"

"Somewhere where?" He asked, breaking the kiss, looking at her, and she looked at the crowd that was gathering around Jane and J-Borg and then back at Javi, "I know a place" she said, playfully, taking his hand, and leading him away, sneaking out of the room together, as the entire population of Buzzblast ran the other way.

"Isn't this a little... dark?" Javi wasn't really complaining, but the filing cabinet was a bit cramped, and he could barely even see her.

Then he chuckled, "I can't believe you're actually wearing that glow in the dark lipgloss!"

Amelia shrugged, or at least he thought she did, all he saw was a silhouette of her, but the next moment there was a leg around his waist, and a hand around his neck, and she was kissing him again.

Okay, that felt better.

He felt her body press up against his in the dark, and started pushing his fingers in the waistline of her jeans, and into her panties, but she groaned, and it was not a romantic groan.

"Something wrong?" He asked, concerned, and she whimpered "your hand!"

He wondered if he had done something wrong, and pulled his hand back immediately, but she said, quickly, "the other one!!" And he realised that with his elbow, in the cramped space that the closet had been, he had almost crushed the poor girl's shoulder.

He quickly retracted the other one to himself too, and sighed, "I'm sorry" he said, a little ashamed, but she chuckled, much to his relief, and he also joined in, "okay that was kinda funny, even though I'm gonna have a hard time rotating my shoulders"

"At least you don't have to do the javelin throw like Izzy" he grinned, and she remarked, "boy your teeth are really WHITE!"

"What???" He laughed, they were trying to fool around her, where did the whiteness of his teeth come into question?

"Yeah!! I mean they're just... all... SPARKLY" was she leaning in front of him in the dark to inspect his teeth?? Were her parents DENTISTS before they disappeared?!

But he replied proudly anyway, "spotless! I brush three times a day and eat lots of marshmallows!"

"Okay, shut up now," she said, still laughing pleasantly, as she wrapped her arms around his neck again, letting her tongue sink into his lips again, and this time, one of her hands left their post around his neck to wander down to his pants, while he pushed her shirt up instead, to fondle her breasts.

But they weren't able to get further than that, because Javi started squealing all of a sudden, and Amelia, red faced, wondered what had happened, she had tried to keep her own elbows as much to herself as possible.

"You— you okay Javi?? What's happening??"

"MY FOOOOOOTTTT" it took her a minute to realise, but apparently Javi was wearing Hawaiian slippers and she had been standing on it, with the hell of her 4-inch pencil digging straight into his foot.

Muttering a string of apologies, she quickly pulled back, and bent down to inspect his foot, in the dark, and he changed his angle a bit, trying to help her out...

And she never saw it coming.

Javi's knee jutted out, hitting her square in the jaw, giving her a bloody lip, as she groaned in pain, and it was Javi's turn to break into an apologetic mess.

"Amelia I'm so, so, so so so so soooo sorry!!!" He said, in horror, bending down with her, on the floor, like the typical high school rom com moment when the girl drops her books and the guy gets down on the floor on his haunches with her to pick them up...

only here, they weren't high schoolers, his pant's buttons were open, her shirt was pushed halfway up over her bra, she had a bloody lip, a blue shoulder, while he practically had a hole in his foot... and most importantly, it was not romantic.

But it WAS hilarious. Javi closed his eyes, letting the pain pass, as did she, but seconds later the two of them burst out into laughter, sitting down on the cramped floor completely, now leaning away from each other, resting their heads against the back walls, each rubbing a hand over their own injuries.

"We're idiots" Javi said, still laughing, and shaking his head.

"if I had any doubt before, I certainly don't anymore" she replied, still laughing, and even though it hurt her jaw to smile through the pain, she just couldn't stop.

"Should we... uhmmm get out of here, before we break any more body parts?" Javi suggested, and she nodded, still grinning, then reached out for her hand, and pulled her closer, he softly kissed her lips, then pulling back, saying, "I think we should continue this la—" she clamped a hand on his mouth, and he looked down on it like kCharlie Chaplin, wondering what she was doing, when she shushed him, "someone's coming" she whispered, and he hushed up.

The two of them stared at each other for an entire minute before scrambling to a corner of the already very small cupboard, and straying put, in case they were discovered.

The door of the cupboard flew open, and a stream of light came in, and then J-Borg's face popped in, taking a minute to assess who it was in there, and seeing Javi and Amelia, "is Jane here?" She asked and both of them shook their heads, "nope, just the two of us... looking for some files" she said, sheepishly, J-Borg processed what she had just said, and apparently satisfied, went her way, looking for Jane.

"Wh— What—" Javi asked, grinning ear to ear, "What just happened?"

"We got busted by a robot, who didn't bother, so I think we should run away, keeping our track record intact before we're busted by a human, who is much more suspicious about two people in a cupboard" Amelia chuckled, and Javi nodded, hand in hand, they sneaked out of the cupboard, and out into the Buzzblast lobby.

"Now... what?" She asked him, seeing that buzzblast was still in a commotion, and the two of them still needed to finish what they had started.

"I've got a jeep..." Javi smirked mischievously.

Ps: can we post NSFW art here 👀??