YN'S POV

Wednesday, 5:00 P.M.

McDreamy

Me:
I hate you!!

McDreamy:
Ouch

Me:
You're dating Xxxxx? From
the band Xxxxx! 😠
How could you do this
to me?

McDreamy:
I am sorry baby. It's
was just a mistake. Don't
leave me 😭

Me:
I am sorry Hobi but this
is it. I cannot take it anymore.
You have been cheating
on me all along?

McDreamy:
I am sorry baby. I love you.

Me:
Leave me alone Hoseok

McDreamy:
You are the one texting

Me:
Oh you had to break the
flow?

McDreamy:
We are so dramatic lmao 😂

Me:
Yes. You guys must be so
done with the rumours and all?

McDreamy:
Now it's been a time. It doesn't
really matter.

Me:
But I am still new to it.

Like think waking up with
Ji Hoon flashing on my face...
"Look noona, your Hoseok"

McDreamy:
You know it so well that
they are just rumours.

Me:
Ik but 😠😠

McDreamy:
😂😂

You're mine and I'm yours
princess okay

Me:

McDreamy:
What are you doing on
Sunday?

Me:
Lazing around 😎

McDreamy:
Oh. I am free on Sunday

Me:
Cool 😎

You too laze around

McDreamy:
And I am really free on
Saturday too.

Me:
oooohhhh 🎉

McDreamy:
So I was thinking that
maybe we can bang.

*Hang.

I meant hang, istg!

Me:

McDreamy:
Oh you were finding
a meme. I thought you got
offended 😑

Me:
Nah. Wait. Did you just
ask me out for a date????

McDreamy:
Thank you for noticing.

Me:

Omg really??

McDreamy:
Mhm

Me:
Can I plan this. Please...
Pleaseeeeeee

McDreamy:
I was about to say that. I
stole yr chance last time, so,
to be fair. It's your chance.

Me:

DAMNNNNNNNNN

McDreamy:
Calm down 😂

Me:
I am in no mood to!!!

Bye. Gtg n decide things!!!

McDreamy:
Bye 💜

Wednesday, 10:00 P.M.

Tj

Tj:
You know right that you
are going on a date on sun?

Me:
Obviously ik it's my date 😂😂😂

Tj:
Yoongi is coming toooooo

For his car, YK, that I
had confiscated. Can't
believe it's been a month 😂

Me:
Yupppp. I am hella
excited.

Tj:
Where are you planning to go?

Me:
😉

Tj:
As usual you won't tell me.

Me:
Yuppp

Tj:
At least give me an ideaaa

Me:
You guys are going on a date?

Tj:
Not decided as such but I
want to. So baaadddlllyy.

Me:
I see lemme think.
Will come back to you with an
idea .

Tj:
Yessss. Thanks I am counting
on you.

Me:
Any praises??

Tj:
You absolutely genius lady
of undying wits. You have
always helped me in planning
stuff that had excelled greatly.

Kindly bless me again.

Me:
I am flattered.

So, who's the best?

Tj:
Yoongi 🎉

Me
😑

Tj:
You 🎉

Me:
Yup! Will come back
to you after I have
something decided.

Friday, 8:45 P.M.

Tj

Tj:
Bro am scared.

Me:
It's not that scary.
It's easy. We have done
this before. You remember?

Tj:
Not that. Btw that's a
wonderful plan YN. I knew
you are the best at planning.

But I am scared of something
Else

Me:
Oh

What's it?

Tj:
You know... What if...

Me:
What if?

Tj:
Um... You know....

Me:
No I don't don't.

Tj:
You dim wit! What if
he asks for sex?

Me:
I just choked.

You were thinking this???

Tj:
I mean who knows. Tbh
I am not mentally prepared.

Me:
He won't

Tj:
How do you know?

Me:
It's your first date!!

Tj:
He kissed me even before
we were dating and you
don't know he is crazy horny.

Me:
Then too. Kiss and sex are
two different things. A bigger
concept. So, no no. He won't.

Tj:
Are you sure?

Me:
Yes. Thats obvious. One can't
just come and meet just the
third time and have sex! Come
on! He is that considerate.

Tj:
Seems reasonable.

But he is never reasonable!!!

Me:
Shut up.

Saturday, 7:30 A.M.

McDreamy

McDreamy:
Goodmorning Sunshine

Me:
Goodmorning Mr. Shyass

McDreamy:
😑

Me:
😂😂😂

McDreamy:
You have really saved
my number as this?

Me:
Yup! 🥰

McDreamy:

Me:
😂😂

Really? Yk... Tj was scared
that Yoongi will ask for
sex on his first date 😂😂

McDreamy:
He can

Me:
What?

McDreamy:
We never know what he
does.

Me:

McDreamy:
Jk he won't. As far as ik.

But you know, I am a man
too YN.

Me:
Yes I know I am straight and
I am dating you so you're a man.

McDreamy:
Didn't mean that.

Me:
Ik what you mean horny
ass shut up! 😐

McDreamy:
😂😂

Me:

McDreamy:
Lmao 🤣🤣

Tj

Me:
I am scared.

Tj:
..?

Me:
What if he asks for sex?

Tj:
🤣🤣

Me:
Tbh I am not
mentally prepared.

Tj:
🤣🤣

Me:
You don't know how
crazy horny he is.

Tj:
🤣🤣

Are you making fun
of me??

Me:
No I am serious.

Tj:
Idk this is so funny.

Me:
Not to me

Tj:
It's no use stressing
over it YN. If you are
not comfortable, then just
say it to him.

Me:
Use this on yourself
Park fucking Taejoon

Tj:
Min fucking Taejoon

Me:
You are hornier than
Yoongi 🤦‍♀️

Tj:
Nooo I was meaning
the surname change
not actually fucking...

Ahhh!!!! I am embarrassed
for life!

Me:

This goes straight to
my ss collection.

Tj:
Hating everyone except
Min Yoongi

Me:
Bye. I gtg

Tj:
Where

Me:
To catch the train of
my thoughts which I
lovingly call-
Anxiety Express

Tj:
I am a passenger too.

Me:
Get out of there. I hate
you.

Tj:
ಥ‿ಥ