Saturday, 8:30 P.M.

Hoseok

Hoseok:
Did you find him?

Me:
Yeah I did.

Hoseok:
Where are you guys?

Me:
I am just getting wet in the
rain sitting
by him...

Hoseok:
Is he okay?

Me:
He is just staring at the sky

Hoseok:
He must be hurting

Me:
MELODRAMA

Hoseok:
That's insensitive of you YN

Me:
I know him soooo well
In some time he'll be saying,
"What is life?" Just one
minute.

Wait for a few mins, I'll
record.

*Sends voice recording*

Hoseok:
One is entitled to question
life after all this.

Me:
Is it then my answer may
shouldn't have made him laugh.

Hoseok:
What did you say?

Me:
Ahem ahem...
"Life is kicking you somewhere
uncomfortable. Shut up you
melodramatic ass."

Hoseok:
😂😂

Yoongi Hyung
is devastated.

Me:
He should be!

I really respect him alot
but this was downright
outrageous!! He was
just trying to get over one
thing and he just straddled
him with another.

Hoseok:
Ik... But he is guilty.
We had to leave but we
are waiting for y'all to
return.

Me:
You guys can go... I don't
think he would like to
meet him right now.

Hoseok:
Understandable.

But... You? And me?

Me:
I am sorry Hoseok.
I cannot think straight
right now. You don't know
how much he has struggled
to keep his identity hidden...

He is deeply struck, I cannot
leave him like that.

Hoseok:
Can't be helped then.

What about his car keys?

One message from : Yoongi

Yoongi

Yoongi
If you know where my car
keys are please please don't
tell Hoseok. Please. This is
just my one request.

Me:
Why?

Yoongi:
That's my only way I can
return back on its context.

Please! YN I got you out of
prison the other day. Please.

Me:
You didn't had to remind me
that... It's okay. I won't tell him.

But, you'll still leave with him.

Yoongi:
Yes I would. But this way I
have a reason to return.

Me:
If you say so.

Yoongi:
Thank you!!!!

Me:
You're welcome.

Hoseok

Me:
I don't really know.

Hoseok:
What took you so long?

Me:
Nothing just was a bit
distracted.

Hoseok:
Oh okay. Take care please.

Me:
Yes and please drive safely.
It's raining a lot and it's night
too. Why don't you guys stay
back?

If you are uncomfortable at
Taejoon's, you can come at
my place.

Hoseok:
Sorry, as I told you there is
a lot going on because of the
new album.

Me:
I understand.

Hoseok:
Thanks.
I love you.

Me:
I love you too.
Ahhh!!!

THIS IS NO TIME
TO MAKE ME FLUSTERED!!!!!

MR JUNG HOSEOK!!!

Hoseok:
😂😂

Sunday, 2:00 A.M.

Hoseok

Me:
Are you back safely?

Hoseok:
Yea.

How is he?

Me:
Sleeping most probably.

Hoseok:
You're not with him?

Me:
No. I am back at my place.

Hoseok:
I see. Are you fine?

Me:
Yes

Hoseok:
No you're not.

Me:
Yea 😔😔

I really wanna kill So Hyun.

Is there any way? Can I
just shoot her? Or Maybe
I can fool her into a
car with failed breaks?

Or should I call Titans. Or
redeem Hitler 😭😭

Hoseok:
All this is not feasible.

I think threatening is
a crime too. You can take
the judicial help.

Me:
That way Tj's name will
come up.

Hoseok:
Then you do it.

Name calling, slander is
also illegal!!

You can at least threaten
her that you'll do it.

And believe me, that threat
is enough to make her
shiver!

Me:
That seems pretty reasonable.

Hoseok:
You should take rest.

Have a cup of warm cocoa
as it isn't particularly the
time you should get wet
in the rain.

And are you having yr job
tmrw?

Me:
Yes 😭

Hoseok:
Sleep.
Good night.
I love you.

Me:
Yes you too! And don't
overwork please.

I love you too.

Now... I think bout it...

Hoseok:
Yup?

Me:
Um...

Hoseok:
Speak it. You know I don't
judge.

Me:
Yeah, I am just judging
myself 😂😂

Hoseok:
😑

Me:
I was thinking...

Can we call each other
with names like they do
in movies?

It's completely alright
if you don't want to.

It's always like I have seen...
in movies and IRL.

Like Taejoon called So
Hyun as just Hyun or Hyunie

Um... Forget it. I am just
ranting.

Incoming video call : Hoseok
Accept / Decline

[Aww. Thats so cute.
I never thought you'll come
up with it.]

[Ik... Ahh! I miss you
alot!]

[Wait. Are you crying?
Hey YN. It's okay. We will meet
again.]

[*Sniffle* I am not crying]

[Ya sure. You know it's a
video call and I can see you!]

[Fuck technology!]

[No. Fuck me!]

[Wh- *coughs*]

[Hey hey sorry are you okay?]

[Horny ass!]

[Horny for you baby]

[What has happened to you?
Are you high?]

[High on you]

[What the fuck! You- you
are... What...]

[It's so fun seeing you
all flustered]

[Who says I am
flustered?]

[Your tomato cheeks]

[Yeah? It's all because of you.]

[Because of me?]

[You're so handsome.]

[W-what?]

[And so gorgeous and so
caring and just perfect- wait.
Why are you hiding behind
the pillow?]

[I am?]

[Let me witness your
flustered face too!]

[I am not flustered.]

[Swapped roles I see.
Hahaha]

[Shut up!]

[Aww Mr Shyass! Oh wait-
I got my name! Mr Shyass!]

[What? No no no. Not at all!]

[Why? It's so good.]

[I have you saved with
such a nice name!]

[You have?]

[Oops!]

[What's it? What's it?!]

[It's the usual... Y/N?]

[Don't fucking lie. Tell me
Mr Shyass... Please.]

[It's just... Ahh!! Forget it!]

[Tell me... What do you want?
What will it take or otherwise
my curiosity will kill me!]

[A kiss?]

[*Instantly kisses the air*]

[*Instantly blushes furiously*
Th- that's not a real kiss]

[Shut up. And tell me.]

[It's just... Sunshine.]

[*Covers face with a pillow*
I.. fuck! You are so sweet!
But you should be sunshine!
You are Hoseok, and you are
sunshine.]

[That's for the world. You
are my sunshine.]

[Oh *nervous laugh* sure]

[Now my name!]

[Mr Shyass!]

[No!]

[Yes!]

[I hate you!]

[I love you!]

[Ahhhh!! Okay if you
say so!]

[Yes babe *winks*]

[Good night, sunshine]

[Good night, mr shyass]

[Fuck you!]

[Sure]

[W-what?]

[Nothing bye]

[No you just agreed-]

[No I didn't]

[Yes you-]

[No]

[*Sigh* bye]

[Bye love]

[You are driving me nuts]

[*Winks*]

Call ended

Change Hoseok to McDreamy
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