Monday, 8:00 A.M.

Hoseok

Me:
Do you think ocean is
salty cause land never
waves back?

Hoseok:
And there we go again.

Me:

Hoseok:
Do you ever warn before
cussing at anyone?

Me:

Hoseok:
Caught in 4k

Me:
Ok this time... You win...

So, wassup?

Hoseok:
I told you I was going
for bungee jumping earlier,
remember?

Me:
Yeah

Hoseok:
I am going tomorrow.

Me:
Oh God!!

Take care.... But, wait,
weren't you afraid of
rides??

Hoseok:
I am overcoming it.

Me:
Wow all the best...

Hoseok:
Would you like to come
with me?

Me:

Hoseok:
Whyyy??

Me:
No, as I told you earlier.

Hoseok:
Because a broken rubber
brought you in this world
and u can't let it take you
back?

Me:
You remember it line by
line? 😂😂

Hoseok:
Ig i do

Me:

Hoseok:
Haha. Oh, it's practice
time and I need to go.

Me:
It's okk cya

Hoseok:
Bye.

HOSEOK'S POV

Suga Hyung

Me:
Sugaaaa Hyung??!!

Suga Hyung:
What's it? And why are
you not here?

Me:
I was just coming.

So, as you said I asked YN
for a date and she refused.

Suga Hyung:
What? Why would she?

Are you sure you guys are
dating?

Me:
We ARE dating!!

But, we don't say baby, love,
sweatheart to each other...

Are we dating, really?

Suga Hyung:
It's only words

Me:
And words are all I have

Suga Hyung:
To take your heart away.

Me:
Huh?

Suga Hyung:
I thought we were vibing
on boyzone.

Me:

Suga Hyung:
Since when did you
become Jungkook to use
all these memes?

Me:
Haha. It's just that she
sends memes alot so, I
kinda have a folder for
these.

Suga Hyung:
You save everything she
sends?

Me:
Yeah...

Suga Hyung:
Enough!

So, why did she declined.

Me:
Idk. Maybe she doesn't want
to go with me?

Suga Hyung:
She is not that kind of
person.

Me:
How do you know?

Suga Hyung:
It's just her friend
Taejoon. He speaks alot
bout her.

Me:
You seem close to Taejoon?

Suga Hyung:
Not as in, he bugs me.

Me:
Who doesn't bug you!

Suga Hyung:
Idk but you surely do!

Me:
Salty salty check!

Suga Hyung:
God! What has happened to
your language.

Looks like love impact 😏

Me:
...

Suga Hyung:
Comin back to the topic
in concern.

Me:
Yeah ಥ‿ಥ

We have only met once, that
too when she was in the
hospital...

Suga Hyung:
Mhm

Me:
So, I asked her to come
for bungee jumping with me.

And she refused.

Suga Hyung:
You asked her what?

You know that thing will be
recorded, she is more
intelligent than you idiot!

Me:
We can just cut that part, right?

Suga Hyung:
Does manager know bout
your relationship?

Me:
...no

Suga Hyung:
So?

Me:
Oh yess you are right!

Suga Hyung:

Me:
Since when do YOU
use memes?

Suga Hyung:
I just have them on my
phone, so, I used it.

Me:
And you save them? 😏

Suga Hyung:
Fuck off

Me:
If I come to you now, would
you be found blushing?

Suga Hyung:
What? why would I blush?

And it's just a setting, whatever
is sent to me, it is automatically
downloaded and saved.

Me:
If you say so!

Suga Hyung:
Now get your ass here.

People are waiting for you.

Me:
Yeaahhh.

Y/N's POV

Monday, 3:00 P.M.

Tj

Tj:
Bro, can you please bring
me a cheeseburger and a coke.

After your shift?

Thanks.

Me:
What makes you think that
you'll say and I'll do?

Tj:
I am heartbroken!

Me:
You are heartbroken. Your
legs are fine.

Tj:
I cannot go out, I don't
want to.

Me:
Then order it online!

Tj:
Deliveries are expenses.

Me:

Tj:
Please...!!!

Me:
Okay fine. Only this time.

Tj:
You the best!!

Me:

Tj:
😂😂 Be on time!

Me:
K😑

Monday, 9:50 P.M.

Hoseok

Me:

Hoseok:
Hehe i thought you
forgot bout me.

Me:
Why would you think so?

Hoseok:
Nothing. So, what's up?

Me:
Nm. Just I treated Tj
with cheeseburger and that
ass ate all and then
he kinda wasted time in
telling me how much he
actually loved So Hyun and
maybe So Hyun had reasons.

So, yeah, nm.

Hoseok:
Wow. You went with him
and you refused to come
with me!

Me:
...what's up with you?

Hoseok:
Nothing

Me:

Look, that's a different case
like completely different.

You are Jung Hoseok!

You understand? If anyone
finds us together you know
what kind of problem you'll
be in?

I don't want to be a burden!

Hoseok:
So, will we never meet?

Me:
Obviously we will but not at a
place like that. Most probably,
that'll be recorded.

Wouldn't it?

Hoseok:
Yeah... I understand.

Bye

Me:
Heyyy don't go like this!!

Heyyyy

Can you not go to sleep? 😩😩

I don't want you sleeping
and mad at me 😩😭

WHAT IF I DIE??? 😩😭

then will you still be mad?

I could get in the shower
right now slip on a bar of
soap smash my brains open
and be just layin there dead! 😩😭

Then will you still be mad?

Omggg so basically you
want me to die?

I guess you don't care about me...😭😭

Ima just hang myself
with paper towels

&& I buy bounty, you know
that's the strongest paper towel brand!

When you see me on the news don't say nothing.... 😩😩😩

Tj

Me:
Hey?

Tj:
You just went back from
here. Missing me so quick?

Me:
Be real, would you be cool
your girl having guy friends?

Tj:
What a question to ask
from someone who just
broke up.

Me:
I am in peril

Tj:
If I had a girlfriend... She can
be having maximum three
guy friends - The Father, The
Son and the Holy Spirit.

Me:
BAHAHAHAHA

That was a good one. I clearly
remember how many 'guy' frnds
So Hyun had.

Tj:
This aches me right here.

Well, does Spidey has any problem
with me???

Me:
If I would say yes would you
leave me?

Tj:
No I would break open his head.

Me:
Aww

Tj:
That's your boyfriend mf

Me:
Yeah right, sorry.

Tj:
Break up!

Me:
Really?

Tj:
HELL NO!!

YOU LOVE THAT MAN LIKE
CRAZY!

Me:
I was just kidding. I knew
your reaction lol.

Tj:
Just gimme the tea and
leave.

Me:
So, hoseok asked me to go
with him to bungee jumping.

But, he is Jung Hoseok and
he can be in real danger
if anyone finds us together.

And also that thing will be recorded,
and also...

Tj:
You have acrophobia.

Me:
...yeah

So, I refused and then I
told him that I met you and
he got offended a bit and
now is not replying to my
texts.

Tj:
There's a simple answer to this.

Me:
And what's that?

Tj:
What will I get?

Me:
I brought you yr treat today.

Tj:
Yeah right.

So, the answer is....

Take him on a date mf!

Me:
Oh yeah right!

Tj:

Me:
But, he is going bungee jumping
tomorrow.

Tj:
Does the world ends tomorrow?

Ask him for some days later!

Me:
Oh yeah right!

Thanks but no thanks

Tj:
Ungrateful bitch

Me:

Tj:
Also...

Me:
Hm?

Tj:
Tell him bout your
acrophobia. Infact you should
have told them there and then.

Me:
Yeah will tell him...

Tj:
When? When you will
be on the honeymoon
doing paragliding?

Me:
😑😑

Whenever the topic pops up

Tj:
Look, he has the right
to know it! You are his
girlfriend and think how
bad he would feel if he
gets to know this from
someone other.

Me:
Only you and Ji Hoon
knows bout it.

And I dare you say anything and
you're dead meat.

Tj:
I cannot vouch on this.

But, still

Me:
Yeah yeah I will.

Tj:
Tell him tomorrow itself.

Me:
No. Let him have fun on
his day out to the very least.

Tj:
Okk but after that, okay?

Me:
Yess captain.

Tj:
Captain Jack Sparrow.

Me:

I was talking about
captain Hook!

Tj:
Wheres the difference?

Me:

Here

Tj:
😑😑

Bye

Me:
Byee