Fri, 2:00 A.M.

Hoseok

Hoseok;
Yn...??

YN......!!!!!

There's an emergency!!!

Wake up!

WAKE UPPPP!!

......

YN!!

Me:
What?

Hoseok:
Hui 🙃

Me:
What's the emergency?

Hoseok:
I'm bored

Me:

Wow. Just calling the police
and the ambulance for help!

U don't need the fire brigade,
are you sure???

Lol

Hoseok:
Hehe

Me:
If you don't
have anything to do.

Sleep! Coz normal PPL
sleep at this time.

Hoseok:
Were you?

Me:
Am I normal?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hoseok:
😂😂

Me:
Oh, ukw??
After I texted you
yesterday morn

Hoseok:
Yeah...

Me:
There was a fire alarm
in the apartment.

Hoseok:
HOW?

Me:
Idk... I just heard it
I took my phone, my Cheetos
and just ran out.

Hoseok:
You're telling me, there
was fire and all you were
concerned about was yr
Cheetos?

Me:
Bro, it was morning.
I hadn't had breakfast.
I was hungry.

Hoseok:
Wow

But are you okay?

Me:

Obviously not, it was
not a small fire.

Idk what is left in my
apartment.

All my albums... 😭

I even had a premium edition.

Hoseok:
Your priorities!!

Where r u staying?

Me:
At Taejoon's

Hoseok:
And Ji Hoon?

Me:
He's at Mike's. They are doing
some late night studies uk.

Hoseok:
So. You're alone at Taejoon's?

Me:
Um... Yup?

Hoseok:
You are burdening him

Me:
What? No

Yes, I am burdening him
a lot but because he is
such an angel. He is allowing
me and I am so grateful
to him rn that I will
treat him to Starbucks
even when I am such a
miser.

Coz he is the best!

Hoseok:
Well, wasn't it yesterday
that u were saying that
he is dumb?

Me:
Wait! She said I am
dumb???

Sorry I am just throwing
her out of my house.

Hoseok:
What?

Me:
Sorry, Tj just snatched
my phone for a sec.

He is so irritating
goddam!!

Hoseok:
....
I always knew I made
the right decision to
text you when I was
bored.

Me:

Wait. Lemme just
shake him back to his
senses cause he is
threatening me to throw me
out.

WHEN IT WAS HIM WHO
STAYED BACK AT MY HOME
EACH SECOND DAY
OF MY DAMNED LIFE!!

Hoseok:
😂😂

Me:
Yeah yeah I am back

Hoseok:
Lmao

So, what're you gonna do?

Me:
Not thinking bout it now

Tomorrow I'll go there
to see what's left.

So, let's not talk bout it.

Hoseok:
If you say so.
Again you are running
from your problems

Me:

Hoseok:
😂😂😂

Me:
Lolol

How's your ankle?

Hoseok:
It's fine, I told you it
was just a sprain.

Me:
Yeah...

So...

Hoseok:
So?

Me:
Sleep!

Hoseok:
ಥ‿ಥ

Me:

Hoseok:
You wanna go?

Me:
Would you not talk to me
if I say my eyes are barely
open right now?

Hoseok:
Absolutely not 😂
Go and sleep

Me:
Yeah

HOSEOK'S POV

Unknown

Unknown:
Heyyy

Me:
Sorry?

Unknown:
Hey Spidey!

Me:
Taejoon?

Unknown:
Yea bro you gotcha lol

Save Unknown as Taejoon?
Yes / No

Me:
So, why r u texting me?

Taejoon:
Do you love her?

Me:
Huh? No
We're just friends.

Taejoon:
Oh I got my hopes
high for no reason.

Me:
Not my fault

Taejoon:
Oh you're salty

Me:
What?

Taejoon:
I really liked you
but you're salty.

Me:
What's your point?

Taejoon:

Me:
What? Really?

Taejoon:
Yeah!!
You were my bias
but now it's Suga!

Me:
And he is not 'salty'?

Taejoon:
At least he accepts...

Me:
You're using our memes

Taejoon:
Yeah she sends a lot,
so, now I have a folder
of the same.

Me:
Really out of the context.

But, do you love her?

Taejoon:

Me:
Like do you?

Taejoon:
Hellll No!!

Wtf we've stuck to each
other since v were kids,
she's more like a sister
for me.

Wtfff... Ewww....

I made a bad decision
talking to you.

Me:
What's so disgusting
in dating her?

Taejoon:
Imagine dating your sister...

Me:
Okk.. Ig it is.
But, u guys are not
blood related.

Taejoon:
Cause we don't need blood
to vibe.

You see, I remastered your
song.

Lol I am a genius.

Me:
Did you just praise
yourself?

Taejoon:
Because no one does

Me:
Lol

Taejoon:
But, I am great!
And better than anyone.
Agreed?

Me:
Are you dating?

Taejoon:
No

Me:
Did you get your answer?

Taejoon:
Didn't your gf broke up
with you?

Me:
Wait. How did you...?

Taejoon:
Just like how you know that
I am not dating anyone
right now.

Basically you must be
even knowing that my gf
cheated on me...?

Me:
...yeah

Taejoon:
And also with our common
friend?

Me:
...yeah

Taejoon:
And also that yn actually
liked Min Ho before this

Me:
WHAT??? No! I didn't knew
this.

Taejoon:
Don't worry, she'll tell you
whenever the topic pops up.

Me:
So. Basically there is nothing
called secrets in her relationship?

Taejoon:
She shares everything with
the people she's close to.

And unfortunately,
That's just me and you in making.

Me:
What the...
She knows no one except for you
and me?

Taejoon:
She's not really into this thing.

You know, she's scared of
relationships. She thinks
people will leave her and
then it'll be difficult
to cope up.

But, don't worry she will
never tattletale of something
she knows is very serious.

Like, she will never tell
you that what case I am
working on.

Even when she is under
third degree torture.

Me:
You know a lot about her

Taejoon:
I have been with her
since 15 years!!

Me:
Still. Even siblings don't
know that much.

Taejoon:
It's just we feel very comfortable
around each other.

Me:
Are u sure you don't love her?

Taejoon:
You asked for it...

I am in love with So Hyun!!

Still!!! Even after
what she did! I still love her!!

Get that?

Me:
Bro that's toxic

Taejoon:
Can't help.

Ik one call of hers, and I'll
be there. Whatever I may
say.

I hate her, but I love her
even more.

Me:
Are you okay?

Taejoon:
Yeah I am trying to get over
her.

Me:
Take care

Taejoon:
You're not that salty.

You're a bit sweet.

You r chupa chups

Me:
What??

Hahahaha

Taejoon:
Haha bye

Me:
Bye.