Thurs, 9:00 A.M.

Jimin

Jimin:
Hey Yn?

Me:

Abjwkekej!!!

Jimin:
Huh?

Me:
Sorry, that was me
freaking out.

So, yes! Hello.

Jimin:
Lol

You know hoseok
Hyung got hurt.

Me:
What? When? How?

Jimin:
He was practising
yesterday and he
sprained his
ankle.

Me:
Oh crap shit.

Will just check upon him.

Jimin:
So, you're his gf?

Me:
Argghhh...

For the nth time...

No! I am just
his friend.

Jimin:
Like ... Friend friend
Or
FRIEND friend
Or
FRIEND FRIEND

Me:

Jimin:
So, you're
a FRIEND friend!!

Me:
What do you mean by that?

Jimin:
Just...

Lol

Bye

Me:
Bye 🤔

Hoseok

Me:
Heyyy are you alright???

Hoseok:
Huh? What happened to
me?

Me:
Your ankle got sprained.

Jimin told me.

Hoseok:
It's just an ankle sprain

Will be fine in some time.

U say..

Me:
Have u applied the necessary
relief sprays?

Hoseok:
Yea!
You tell, wassup?

Me:
Have you taken medications?

Hoseok:
I don't need medications
for that.

Me:
I think you should get an
x ray once to be sure uk.

Hoseok:
Who goes to the doc
for a sprain?

Me:
Are you sure it's a
sprain?

How much is it hurting?

Hoseok:
Goddamit calm down.

Me:
....

Hoseok:
It's really okay!

Me:
If you say so...

But I came to an conclusion
today!!

Hoseok:
And what's that??

Me:
Uk when things get
heated, they expand?

Hoseok:
Yeah? And?

Me:
I'm not fat, I'm hot!!

Hoseok:
😂😂

But, you're not fat
at all.

Me:
You wanna say I'm
not hot?

Hoseok:
No. I mean you're
not fat!

Me:
You mean I'm hot?
😏😏

Hoseok:
Wth? Why are u taking
opposite meanings?

Me:
I only see what I want
to. PeRkS

Hoseok:
Lol 😂😂

How's you btw?

R u taking yr meds?

Me:
😏😏

Hoseok:
Lol what?

Me:
Taking care of me 😏

Hoseok:
We're friends..
Remember??

Me:
Yeahh!! I remember it so
well.

Literally I have been asked
this so many times 😂

Hoseok:
By whom?

Me:
1. Taejoon
2. Yoongi oppa
3. Kaylie
4. Jimin

Hoseok:
Everything is fine, but
why is he your oppa?

Are you an obsessed fan?

Me:
Lol coz he is older than
me. 😂😂

Did I sniff jealousy

Hoseok:

Me:
You sent me a meme??

Last time I recieved a meme
from you, I ended up in
the hospital!!

Goshh... Who r you??

Hoseok:
I'm me!

Me:
Are u sure u r not jk?
Or jimin?
Or Taehyung?

Hoseok:
No!

Me:
Prove it!

I'll seriously kill u if
I am being mugged again.

Hoseok:
How can I prove?

Me:
Idk do something.

Fuck, you had to do this?

Incoming video call : Hoseok
Accept / Decline.

[F-]

Call ended.

Hoseok

Hoseok:
Why did you end the call?

Me:
You proved it, it's okay now.

Hoseok:
R u sure u were not
flustered?

Me:
FLUSTERED?? HAH!! NO!!
NOT AT ALL!!

WHY WOULD I BE
FLUSTERED?!

Hoseok:
Okay... If you say so!!

Me:

Hoseok:
Lol. It's so fun teasing you

Me:
Yeah... Just wait till
I have my day.

Hoseok:
I'll never be flustered
by you lol

Me:

Hoseok:
😂

Me:
You really had to be
that honest 🥲

Hoseok:
Oh! OH! Sorry
I did not mean that
way.
I mean I did not mean
to mean ..

Ah fuck!

Me:
Lol 😂
I was just kidding.

Take an adorable laugh
as a compensation

Hoseok:
That's adorable indeed

Me:
Ikr

Wait. I forget some
time that you're Hoseok!

Fuck shit!

Have I been saying that
Hoseok is a boyfriend
material to Hoseok itself???

Hoseok:
Moment of realisation.

Me:
You lied to me all this time
while I was stanning you.

Hoseok:
Lol what could I have done?

Me:

Hoseok:
😑😑

Me:
Arghh...

Thanks for making it
so embarassing now.

Hoseok:
You don't have to be
embarrassed.

Me:
Yeah yeah sure only
IF YOU say so...!!

Really? U think it works
like that?

Hoseok:
Don't drink on this now

Me:
Lol I cannot even if would
love to.

Don't wanna end my life so
soon.

Hoseok:
Yeahh..

Me:
Now rest!
Coz I am going to the
office!

Hoseok:
So soon? Rnt you like just
discharged?

Me:
Yeah...

That's life.

Hoseok:
Okk bye.
Take care.

Me: