Wed, 3:00 P.M.

Hoseok

Me:
Hey!!

Hello...

I miss you

Bro

Broski

Broskif

Brownie

Bromo

Brodeo

Brotten

Brosicle

Han Brolo

Brotastic

Brotato chip

Brohemian raphsody

Hoseok:
Wtf? What?

Me
Hi

Hoseok:
Oh God u r so
annoying.

Me:
I know you love me

Hoseok:
Doesn't make you any less
annoying.

Me:
This is so similar

Looks like this had happened be4

Hoseok:
Deja vú

Me:
Whatever but did you
just confessed that
you love me?

Hoseok:
As a friend.

Me:
Anyhow. You love me!

Hoseok:
Lol

Why were you
so desperate tho?

Me:
Dude....

Gimme some motivation
so that I don't kill some
people.

Hoseok:
There's no wifi
in jail.

Me:
Murder rates drop by 100%

Hoseok:
Lol. What happened tho?

Me:
Gotta introduce some
new characters...

So Hyun, Taejoon's ex.

MinHo, my and Taejoon's
childhood friend.

Hoseok:
Okaaayy

Me:
So, so Hyun cheated on
Taejoon with Min Ho.

Later they broke up.

And she started dating
another guy, name not imp.

Let's keep it subtle

So, we stood outside her
house and showered it
with some rotten
tomatoes. And now
she is suing us.

Hoseok:
Subtle you said?

Me:
Hehe

The thing is, we gotta
pay fine for nuisance.

And be4 yr frnd lashes
out at me. I am not
asking you to pay it and
I am not a gold digger.

Hoseok:
I never said you were.

Me:
We can always make it clear

Hoseok:
You don't need to

Me:
People say that before
starting to doubt.

Hoseok:
Offended

Me:
I am sorry bro, but,
people have left me just
like that. I cannot but
make things clear to
ppl I want to be with.

Hoseok:
You wanna be with me?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me:
I treasure my friends
alot and any relationship
means a lot to me.

Maybe we cherish
things we lack.

Hoseok:
I see.

Me:
So let me make it
clear. You can always
tell me if you are leaving.

But don't leave me
without words.

Hoseok:
I promise.

Me:
Yea lol

Ditch that serious mood.

Hoseok:
Are you fine?

Me:
Ditch that mood?

Hoseok:
Is something troubling you?

Me:
Ditch that!

Hoseok:
You can tell me.

Me:
Ditch!!!

Hoseok:
Ok. Was just annoying
you as much as you
annoy me.

Me:
This has also happened
before somewhere.

Hoseok:
Deja vú again?

Me:
I guess so.

Hey bro, if you can
get invisible. What will you
do?

Hoseok:
Will live a life of a
common man.

Me:
Huh?

Hoseok:
Go travelling and
enjoy life's little moments.

Me:
You can't do it?

Hoseok:
I can't

Me:
Why?

Hoseok:
Just...

Me:
Are you a celeb?

Hoseok:
Somewhat.

Me:
Umm... Haven't heard
of you. I only know
one Jung Hoseok

And that's J-Hope!!

And he's damn sexay

Hoseok:
But people don't find
him that attractive.

Me:
Who doesn't?

Lol where are you living
mister??? The whole entire
world finds him damn attractive!!!

What the actual fuck???

Lemme make you
realise what mistake
you just committed.

Sexy?

Cute?

Beautiful?

Charming?

Boyfriend material?

Aesthetic?

Stage presence?

Sunshine?

A whole of damn elegance?

Bro, he is epitome of
perfection.

Hoseok:
Lol

Me:
Lol???

LOL???????

JUST LOL??

Hoseok:
What should I say at
your fangirling??

Me:
Something like...

"Ngl I am a complete
gay of this man."

Hoseok:
What???

Hahahha

Me:
Like, you cannot get anyone
better.

He is caring, he is understanding,
he loves his family, he
loves his members. He is
ambitious.

He is everything you can ask for.

Hoseok:
Looks like you are
head over heals for him.

Me:
I guess I am.

I think I would just date him!

Hoseok:
Are you that shallow?

Me:
Huh?

Hoseok:
You would just date
a man you don't know?

Just because he is
an idol?

Me:
I think I just reasoned
out why he is the best
person to date.

And what's with you?

Hoseok:
Nothing. I just think it's
difficult for idols to
find a person who really
loves them.

Coz people go behind
their portrayed figure.

Me:
I think you are right.

I still root for all my 10001
stans that they find love.

Hoseok:
10001???
w(°ｏ°)w

Me:
Ikr. 😂

Hoseok:
Would you like date each
one of your 10001 stans??

Me:
Obviously No!!!

Hoseok's a different case.

He is a boyfriend material.

Very much.

Hoseok:
Is he?

Me:
Can you stop talking
about my stan?? Or
I may punch you in your
face

Hoseok:
How would you
Lol

Me:
Don't underestimate me.

I'm leaving for wherever
you live.

Where do you live?

Hoseok:
Seoul

Me:
I'm leaving for Seoul

Hoseok:
Will wait for ya

Me:

Hoseok:
I need to go.

Byee

Me:
Byee

Thurs, 3:00 A.M.

Hoseok

Hoseok:
Didn't ask what will you
do if you get to go
invisible?

Me:
You're awake?

Hoseok:
No. My ghosts typing

Me:
Oh wow
I always had interest
in paranormal science

So, is it true that male
ghosts cannot fuck
because they just
pass through things?

Hoseok:
Being a ghost, I feel
sexualized.

Me:

Hoseok:
So. What will you do?

Me:
So you're not the ghost?

Hoseok:
HOW ANNOYING
A PERSON CAN BE???

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT,
GHOSTS HAVE NOT
YET LEARNT TO
TYPE!!!

Me:
Oh. You want me to teach?

Hoseok:
OH LORD!!!

GIVE ME AN UNTRACEABLE
HANDGUN.

PLEASE

Me:

So... What I'll do?!

Maybe go to Paris and
find a road performing
mime and beat him up.

Dude, the money he'll
get for his acting.

Hoseok:
O oh poor mime.

Me:
Rich mime

Hoseok:
YOUUU...!!!!

Me:

Hoseok:
Okk byee
Goodnight.

Me:
You just came to ask
me what I'll do??

Hoseok:
Probably.

Me:
At 3 in the morning?

Hoseok:
Yeah. Don't have
anything better to do.

And was bored.

Me:
You got me in the first
half.

Okkk bye

Hoseok:
U r goin to sleep?

Me:
No. I was just rewatching
Pokemon.

Hoseok:
Are u a kid.

Me:
By heart.

Hoseok:
Hehe

Me:
I want to live a life without
regrets.

Hoseok:
You have ample time
to do that.

Me:

Hoseok:
You don't have to
wake up at night for that.

Me:
I've already wasted so
much time and life's so
unpredictable, we never
know. Maybe I die tmrw?

And then the otherworldly ask
me about things on life and
I've got no idea of like... Iron man?
A man made of Ferric?

So, yeah.

Hoseok:
I don't know if I should
laugh or question your
mentality.

What do you mean you
have wasted enough
time?

Me:
You see ...

I lost my parents at a
young age and life hit
me hard. I had to take
care of Ji Hoon and
also sponsor
my own education.

So, I kinda missed my
childhood doing
the same. So, I am compensating.

Hoseok:
Did you realise that you
are missing your adulthood,
trying to relive your
Childhood?

Me:
Fuck....

Never thought bout that.

Hoseok:
Exactly!

So, live in the present.

Rather than trying
to relive the past.

Me:
But what about the
otherworldly?

Hoseok:
You have already
gained much information
for them.

Me:
Lol. I guess so.

Hoseok:
So. You should sleep now.

Me:
Yea. Okk!!

Ay ay captain.

Hoseok:
Bye 😂

Me:
Byees
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