Mon, 4:00 P.M.

Me:
Me and Taejoon are at
mc Donalds

Ji Hoon:
Wow cool. Can you get
me bacon cheeseburger
and a coke, please.

Me:
No

Ji Hoon:
Then why did you
tell me?

Me:
You annoy you as much
you annoy me.
:)

Ji Hoon:
I fuckin hate you

Me:
Look my baby brother is
cursing and trying to
hide it behind a BTS meme.

You little punk, stop
acting all big and go
have milk.

Also no video games for you
for the next week.

Ji Hoon:
(╥﹏╥)

Mon, 8:00 P.M.

Me:
As a matter of fact...

Hoseok:
?

Me:
I have never seen you

Hoseok:
Even I haven't...

Me:
Didn't you see me
during that accident?

Hoseok:
I didn't bother.

Me:
Wow

So. We haven't seen
each other

Hoseok:
That's mutual so it's
Okay.

Me:
No it's not.

I have to see you to know
whom I am talking to.

Hoseok:
Did you ever care?

Me:
Tbh No 😂

Hoseok:
What if I were a fifty year
old man?

Me:
Doesn't matter.

Age is just a number.

And I don't talk to you
coz you r somewhat my
age.

Hoseok:
You're right tho.
But still.

Me:
I wanna know what u look
Like

Hoseok:
Sorry can't

Me:
Why?

Hoseok:
I don't look good
anyway

Me:
Looks doesn't even matter.

Tbh, I never understood
how someone's looks can
make anyone superior
than the other

When I say that I don't
look good, people think
I am insulting myself.

How is not looking good
an insult?

Hoseok:
Well damn

Me:
That's a reply I want
from intellectual people
that when I say, I don't
look good.

They should respond like...
Looks DOESN'T matter anyways!!

And not like...
Stop looking down on
yourself. You look good!

Hoseok:
That's a very new kind of
perspective.

I have heard a lot of
people saying about
looks doesn't matter.

But this is something
new.

Me:
Yeah Ik.

It's okay if you are
insecure still

Just a matter of fact
I would never judge
your looks.

I can never

Hoseok:
That's very good of you

Actually my job doesn't
permit me the same...

Sharing my details.

Me:
Oh yeah!!

I forgot!! I am sorry.

And tbh I thought you
are not comfortable with me.

What a relief.

Hoseok:
😊

Tue, 2:12 A.M.

Me:
😰

Hoseok:
What?

Me:
I just found out I had SDF

Hoseok:
Omg??? What's that???

Are you okay???

Me:
Synchronous
Diaphramatic flutter

Hoseok:
In English please

Me:
Hiccups

Hoseok:
...

Me:
Lol

Hoseok:
😑

Me:
Y r u up?

Hoseok:
Just doing some work.

Y r u?

Me:
Just had some weird
thoughts.

Hoseok:
Like?

Me:
How were humans created?

And why do they all die?

And for all those God believers

If he created everything

Including death

Then aren't we just praying to
devil and death?

Just in a secretive way?

And for all those Ape believers

Where did apes come from?

Did they come from another
planet?

ALIENS?

And aliens evolved into apes

And then apes to humans.

Then the monsterity told the
aliens that they should
never be on earth.

That means we can be descendants
of aliens.

Tofuing aliens.

THATS AMAZING.

I want to meet my ancestors

So, anyway.

How was your day?

Hoseok:
Are you drinking again?

Me:
Lol no 🤣

Hoseok:
Well that's... Idk

Me:
Did I make you question
life?

Hoseok:
A little

Me:
Haha

I am coming up with more
of my shit so you better
sleep or I'll spam you.

Hoseok:
You can msg that to me.

Me:

Oh. I feel loved.

BUT GO AND SLEEP YOU
MF BASTARD

Hoseok:
Well okay

Me:
Hehe
Seen

You always leave me on seen

Hoseok:
Then what should I say?

Me:
Idk

But why always me on seen?

Hoseok:
Okay so I'll be ending
the conversation

Bye

Me:
Bye

Hoseok:
Why the hell did you
message back?

Me:
It seems rude to
leave like this

Hoseok:
Then how will it
end??

Me:
Okay gosh.
Leave me on seen

Hoseok:
No. Then you'll feel
bad.

Me:
Someone cares 😏
Seen

Wtf
Seen

Tue, 5:00. P.M.

Tj:
Dude, I am crying
again.

Me:
You cry so much, why
don't you start your
own water bottle
company?

Tj:
My tears have so much
salt, it isn't drinkable.

That's why we can't drink
ocean water.

Einstein.

Me:
Wow wasn't expecting
that.

Tj:
What were you expecting me
to do, huh?

Me:
Cry.

Tj:
I hate you so damn much.

Me:

Tj:
So listen. I think I
know that So Hyun
didn't actually cheat
on me.

Me:
Ndkwksm

Tj:
??

Me:
Sorry I just sneezed and typed
on the keyboard. I am
actually allergic to bullshit!

Tj:
You piece of shit.

Me:
Do you love her?

Tj:
Yes

Me:
How much?

Tj:
Doesn't matter.

Me:
How doesn't it matter?

Tj:
Coz it wasn't enough
to make her stay.

Me:
Just on my way to
your house, get ready
We are having a tomatina
festival at her house.

Tj:
What?

Me:
You're up or not?

Tj:
That seems illegal.
I'm up.

Me:
Yeaaa
Omw

Tj:
You da best!

Me:
Ikr
Seen