Monday, 12:00 P.M.

Hoseok:
How r u feeling.

Me:
Like my insides r cursing
me.

Hoseok:
They should actually.

U were so dead ass drunk.

Me:
No I was not.

Hoseok:
You were amazed by a tree
cause u thought it was a
big brocolli.

Me:
Okay maybe I was.

Hoseok:
And u set yr phn on airplane
mode and expected it to fly!!

Me:
Ahhh!!!

Reasons out the crack.

Hoseok:
BAHAHAHHA

Me:
But, I do ossum things when
I get drunk.

Hoseok:
That I cannot argue.

Me:
Hehe

Hoseok:
Why were u drinking?

Me:
Booze is life ~

Hoseok:
Are u a drunkard?

Me:
I am not a great person
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hoseok:
Literally it has not been
a weak since you drunk
dialled me...

You sure are a drunkard.

Me:

Hoseok:
Lol

But, u shudnt drink
late at night.

That too not at a safe place.

Me:
You sound like TaeJoon.

Hoseok:
At least someone who
talks sense.

Unlike you.

Me:
Hm.

Bye.

Hoseok:
Wait what?

Me:
Gtg

Hoseok:
Ok

Me:
Bye

Monday, 5:00 P.M.

Tj:
Where are u?

Me:
Job ofc

Tj:
I'm hungry

Me:

Tj:
I'm starrrrvingggg

Me:
Not coming back till 9

Tj:
Let's go to mcd after yr job
It ends at 6, why till 9??

Me:
Doing overwork today.

Tj:
I'll die.... I am hungryyy

Me:
Don't worry I will update
your facebook status.

"Chilling with Jesus"

Tj:
I hate you.

Me:
We have it mutually.

Tj:
Arghh!! You are the worst.

Me:
I know.
Now get lost.

Tj:

Me:
Fuck off bro I have work.

Go with yr 'blind date'

Tj:
Actually yes.

I have so many ppl texting me
Right now.

Me:
Yess
Go with em

Btw who is messaging u on fb?

Tj:
Fuck off now.

Me:

Tuesday, 4:00 A.M.

Me:
Dude dude I came
to know something
awesome today.

Hoseok:
Wtf its 4 in the morning!!

Me:
Evil Olive is Evil Olive when
spelt backwards.

Hoseok:
I hate you

Me:
Lol 😂

Hoseok:
Why are you up?

Me:
🌾🌾🌾🌾🐢 🌾🌾
Wondering where to go...

Hoseok:
🍓 Give him this.

Me:
🌾🍓🌾🌾🐢🌾🌾

🌾🍓🌾❗🐢🌾🌾

     ...                         
🌾🐢🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

     ☺️                       
🌾🐢🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

He likes it.

Hoseok:
BAHAHAHHA

Me:
Y r u up tho?

Hoseok:
Just can't sleep.

Me:
You have insomnia or what?

Red Ginseng really works.

Hoseok:
You should use that on yrself

Me:

On a serious note...
I don't have insomnia

Hoseok:
Then why are you always up?

Me:
Coz my body schedule is
fucked up.

I sleep and then I sleep for
fucking 48 hrs and then I dont
sleep for a week or so.

So...

Hoseok:
On a scale of 0-10. How much
should I be worried about
your mental health?

Me:
3?
4?
Maybe a 100?

Hoseok:
Oh God. Seriously?

Me:
Don't speak bout me!!

Think of you.

You r always awake too..

Hoseok:
I sleep. Just a lil late.

Me:
It's 4?!

Hoseok:
And I was trying to sleeping.

Me:
Omg.

I woke you up??

I'm sorry.

I didn't knew u can wake
up by a single notif...

Sorry.

Incoming Call : Hoseok
Accept / Decline

[Hello?]

[Hel- well oh damn. Whats with
your oddly familiar voice?]

[Huh? What're u sayin?]

[No dude this is something
very very much known.

Do we somehow know each other?]

[There's no way.
Maybe the voice changes on the
call...]

[Oh yeah. Maybe.

Why you called?]

[Just felt like calling.]

[At 4 in mf morning?]

[You weren't asleep anyway]

[Facts]

Awkward silence.

[How was your day?]

[That's cringy af]

[Duck you!]

[What?]

[What?]

[Did you just change the words
and cursed me?]

[I did ?]

[Yeah.
BAHAHHAHA.

You- hahhaa.

Are you a kid?]

[No. I am just respectful.]

[I eventually know that
you cursed so its not respectful
anymore. And you can
forget respect with friends.

Hahaha]

[*Nervous laugh*]

[It's the first time I am
actually hearing u tho]

[We have already called
two times now]

[I was drunk then]

[On that note, you drink
too much!]

[I guess I do.

It helps me sleep.]

[What the heck is
wrong with you?

Are you having some sort
of issue.

If you feel comfortable.

You can like... Share?]

[It's nothing. I don't
like when people make me
face the truth.]

[What truth?]

[That I am worthless, a jinx,
the world was not lucky to
have me.

Or maybe it cried. Haha, what
they say is it rained heavily
when I was born.]

[So? Rainfalls are so beautiful
and amazing and so are you.]

[Bu-]

[Don't

Don't say that you're not

Don't don't don't ]

[Woah!!!

Are you in love with me?]

[What?]

[Seemed like that.

Marry me already]

[Lol.

I think u made a mistake
in inferring.]

[Hehe.

Most of the time, I drink with
Taejoon. So. Its safe.]

[And he doesn't stop ya??]

[He absolutely despises
me drinking. But, as a caring
best friend he is. He knows that
if he doesn't. I will be drinking
alone.]

[You need to get rid of this
habit of yours.

It's obnoxious.]

[Who cares?

We are gonna die anyways

And this way I can skip the
emotional part. You know?]

[What's wrong with emotions?]

[They're messy]

[I guess you are confusing
emotions with paint.]

[Bahahhahaha.

Sorry. But - hahahha

Why is this so funny?]

[Hahah I don't know]

[Lol. You better sleep.

Your voice seems tired.

Are you okay?]

[I'm well and good]

[Lie to me again, and I'll spam
u with illogical shit I think of
all time.]

[Hahaha]

[Seriously, if u don't wanna tell
me it's okay.

From the first day, I noticed u were
kinda off.

The mood swings and stuff.

Sometimes you are all cheerful
and happy

And sometimes salty as the joker.

Are you on male periods?]

[Hahaha. I was serious till
you said the last sentence.]

[But I am still serious]

[You're overthinking.]

[You can share um...

When you feel comfortable.]

[But it's nothing at all]

[Ya maybe. Just go to sleep now.

Its really late now.]

[Yeah bye]

[Bye]

Call ended.