where's the lAMB SAUCE?!
The Anti Social Social Groupchat
Travis:
GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE NEWS SAID THAT THERE WILL BE A HURRICANE
Tom holland stan:
Shit
Ashley:
SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
Spiderman stan:
WE'RE GONNA DIE
Keith:
Too early for this shit
Zach:
Everyone calm down its fine
Stay indoors maybe grab some snacks and stay in a room.
Mattress:
ITS COMINGGGG
Tom holland stan:
MATT
WE DONT HAVE MILK
Mattress:
NO ONE FUCKINGG CARES KIKI
COME BACK HERE
GUYS SHE JUST RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE TOWARDS THE SUPERMARKET
WHAT THE FUCK
DREHEHSJVDKSJWKSK
Spiderman stan:
WTF HAPPENED
Travis:
DID SHE DIE?!?!
Mattress:
SHE DEADASS WALKED AWAY FROM SMTH COLLAPSING
SHE ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR
I CANNOT SEE HER ANYMORE WHAT DO I DO?!?!
Jayla:
CALL THE COPS
CALL A DOCTOR
Travis:
IF SHE DIES I WOULD NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN
Mattress:
I'M SO SCARED RN
Spiderman stan:
I mean
Its for the milk
But I can see why you're worried
Milk stan:
Hi guys👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
Zach:
KIERA WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD HAVE DIED
Milk stan:
Yet I'm still alive sooo
Im buying stuff wait
Travis:
BITCH
Milk stan:
Got my milk!
Ooh 2 packets of mochi for the price of 1!
Imma buy it
Wait there are Shrek cookies!
2 of my favorite things!
Wait where the fuck is it
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE
I NEED IT
WHERE IS IT
Found it!
I just paid for the stuff
I did it for myself and paid $100
Including change
Yayyy
A car just crashed into the building oof
Im fine tho.
Mattress:
WHAT THE FUUUCCKKKKKK
YOU COULD HAVE DIED
thanks for the milk btw
BUT BRO
WHY
Zach:
You crazy piece of shit
Keith:
EVEN I WAS WORRIED
Travis:
IF KEITH IS WORRIED THEN IT MUST MEAN IT IS SUPER WORRYING
KIKI WHYYYY
Milk stan:
It was for the milk
And the mochi
And the Shrek cookies
And the lamb sauce
Spiderman stan:
Can you give me some Shrek cookies
Milk stan:
THANK YOU
Someone understands the importance of having Shrek cookies
Ashley:
...
Wait why are we talking here
Save yourselves
Mattress:
The hurricane passed us already
Just when Kiki came back
She didn't even run
She just calmly went inside and shut the door and said "I bring food"
Like wtf you're scared of microwaves but not hurricanes
Wait...
Why are you scared of microwaves
Milk stan:
It exploded on me
My fear has decreased significantly so you can shove a microwave in my face
Zach:
Wtf
.
.
.
Ashley:
Has any if your houses been wrecked?
Mine isn't
Keith:
Mine and Travis' isnt
Milk stan:
Ohhhhh so you're Travis' dorito loving roommate that might as well be a vampire!
Also mine and Kiki's isn't wrecked its fine
My dorito loving roommate:
Travis:
I didn't say thatt
My dorito loving roommate:
Spiderman stan:
Mines fine
Zach:
Mines fineee
Ashley:
Thank God
Anyways
Whos up for McDonald's
Travis:
MEEEE
Milk stan:
🙋🙋🙋🙋
Mattress:
Who wants to play 8 ball
Spiderman stan:
Meeeeeee
Milk stan:
I should have gotten a McApple pie I should have gotten in McDammit.
Nevermind
Travis stepped outside of the apartment building, luckily the hurricane went through the northern part of the city( I don't know much about natural disasters because I haven't experieced any natural disasters and I think I will set this in an imaginary place 2019 because most of that shit happened then ). He walked towards the McDonald's he and Ashley always meet up at. Soon, he saw Ashley and immediately sat down with her while looking at his phone.
Ashley:
Lmao this girl's notifications just keep popping up its so loud
Milk stan:
There's girl sitting beside me at McDonald's and her phone just keeps on buzzing
Travis:
Damn they have a lot of friends
Unlesssss
Maybe its the both of you
Travis looked up from his 8 ball game with Lucas.
"Kiki! You actually came! You know I won't pay!" Travis exclaimed and went to hug his friend. He glanced at Ashley who was busy playing 8 ball. He tapped her shoulder and she looked up.
"Oh, so it's you"
They both said in unison.
"So you're Kiera, the crazy lad who needed to buy milk"
"So you're Ashley, the human weeb alert."
Both laughed at their comments and sat beside each other talking. Travis smiled at the new friendship between them. They must have chatted with each other in private chat
" TRAVIS! There you are! I heard you were going to McDonald's so I thought maybe I could get free food." A random voice called from behind. Zach walked towards them. He was a head taller than Kiera, or maybe more. He high-fived his best friend and introduced himself to the ladies.
"Have I seen you before? Like on the news?" Zach asked the youngest of the four, which was Kiera.
"Well I was on the news because of my parents. But I think I saw YOU before. You're the guy who knocked down my paint while you were jogging!" Kiera came to a conclusion and three of us laughed, leaving a very embarrassed Zach. I mean, he's the type of person who would do that. He's very clumsy.
~Le time skip~
Milk stan:
Thanks a lot guys
Zach:
IM SO SO SORRY KIERA
Ashley:
Lmao I can't believe he did Kiera dirty like that
Literally
Mattress:
What happened?
She hasn't come home yet
Milk stan:
Im still on the bus Matt
And Zach its fine, I wasn't hungry anyways
Spiderman stan:
"I should have gotten a McApple pie I should have gotten it McDammit"
Ye right
Apple pie dropper:
IM SO SORRY KIERA
IT LOOKED LIKE A NICE SHIRT BUT I RUINED IT
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT
I AM SOSORRY
Milk stan:
Chill
Its fine
I'm fine
Don't worry
Lmao
Mattress:
Hah he seemed so scared
Spiderman stan:
Oof
Milk stan:
Can I get an f in the chat
Spiderman stan:
Apple pie dropper:
Mattress:
Ashley:
Keith:
Travis:
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Oof
A lot of shit happened.
Btw the hurricane that happened was Hurricane Tortilla(jk jk jk)
I didn't know what to write. This chapter wrote itself.
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